If you had a dime for everytime somebody...
 

If you had a dime for everytime somebody did something, what would it be?

Posted something here that was already posted a million times before.

...customer saying "I didn't sign up for your stuff. How did I get these movies?"

fart....

I would love to get a dime everytime someones fart....

Totally, and you would be very wealthy.

Asked me for traffic...
WG

if i had all those dimes, i still couldn't spend em down here

...didn't thank me when I stopped to let them pull out into traffic.

how about a dime for everytime someone did this:

:1orglaugh lol

What about a dime for every bump :1orglaugh

for every see sig post.

Assumes that my boyfriend earns more than me just because he's a male.
:error :error :error

Assumes that he is in charge/head of household
:error :error :error

If I had a dime for every time a woman rejected me and my absolutely tiny penis, I?d be a multi millionaire.

Good one.