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escorpio 06-26-2006 03:21 PM

How many times do I have to say it...TOM CRUISE ISN'T GAY!!
 
He fucks Katie Holmes!
Way to go, Tom! You straight motherfucker, you! :thumbsup

http://www.danieldrezner.com/archives/katieholmes.jpg

BoyAlley 06-26-2006 03:22 PM

All gay men hang around beautiful women....

BoyAlley 06-26-2006 03:23 PM

http://www.alleybucks.com/promo/tomcruise.jpg

Donny 06-26-2006 03:24 PM

I hang around beautiful women all the time. I don't fuck (most) of them. Does that make me gay?

escorpio 06-26-2006 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley
All gay men hang around beautiful women....

"Hanging around" and "fucking the holy shit out of" are two different things!

GatorB 06-26-2006 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio
He fucks Katie Holmes!
Way to go, Tom! You straight motherfucker, you! :thumbsup

Whatever you have to tell yourself buddy.

I heard it before

"ROCK HUDSON ISN'T GAY!!"
"GEORGE MICHAEL ISN'T GAY!!
"RICHARD SIMMONS ISN'T GAY!!"

GatorB 06-26-2006 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donny
I hang around beautiful women all the time. I don't fuck them. Does that make me gay?

Yes it does.

escorpio 06-26-2006 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB
Whatever you have to tell yourself buddy.

I heard it before

"ROCK HUDSON ISN'T GAY!!"
"GEORGE MICHAEL ISN'T GAY!!
"RICHARD SIMMONS ISN'T GAY!!"

:1orglaugh Those guys are fags!

Pornwolf 06-26-2006 03:35 PM

He may or may not be gay. Anything is possible but considering none of us can get .01% of the top level pussy he gets (if he wants it) I don't think it matters.

Hell, Tom Cruise is one of the few people that you probably can't trust your wife around. Gay or not that makes him a certified pimp.

Scott McD 06-26-2006 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio
He fucks Katie Holmes!

George Michael used to fuck all sorts of chicks aswell...

acctman 06-26-2006 03:38 PM

no one has seen the baby yet... very odd.

Tdog 06-26-2006 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley
All gay men hang around beautiful women....

I gotta agree, tom is gay.

Quagmire 06-26-2006 03:41 PM

http://www.sex303.com/forumpics/cruise_podium.jpg

escorpio 06-26-2006 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD
George Michael used to fuck all sorts of chicks aswell...

Name one!

DWB 06-26-2006 03:42 PM

That is not true. I know a guy that Tom was hitting on back around the time he made Risky Business.

John Travolta is also a peter puffer.

DWB 06-26-2006 03:43 PM

Though I may add... that when you are THAT good looking, like Tom is or Brad Pitt... who fucking cares if you are gay or not? Your Tom fucking Cruise and Brad fucking Pitt.

GatorB 06-26-2006 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

This pic proves it. Dogs in my area are howling because off all the gaydar detectors going off right now.

escorpio 06-26-2006 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
That is not true. I know a guy that Tom was hitting on back around the time he made Risky Business.

John Travolta is also a peter puffer.

Fucking with Tom isn't enough? You gotta drag Travolta into it? :mad:
Travolta could be straighter than Tom, if that's even possible.

Scott McD 06-26-2006 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio
Name one!

Betty...

escorpio 06-26-2006 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB
This pic proves it. Dogs in my area are howling because off all the gaydar detectors going off right now.

Calling that pic gay speaks volumes about what turns you on and your hidden wants and desires.

GatorB 06-26-2006 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio
Travolta could be straighter than Tom, if that's even possible.


That's like saying Bush is more liberal than Rush Limbaugh

GatorB 06-26-2006 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio
Calling that pic gay speaks volumes about what turns you on and your hidden wants and desires.

Yeah I have some "hidden" want to be fucked in the ass or to fuck some guys hairy ass. I'm 37 I've fuck done anything with a guy nor have I had a deserire too. So if I was "secretly" gay it would have shown up by now. I do have good gaydar.

escorpio 06-26-2006 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB
I'm 37 I've fuck done anything with a guy nor have I had a deserire too.

Tom has you so excited you can't even type. :1orglaugh

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 06-26-2006 03:57 PM

Tom Cruise is gayer then boyalley in a gay bar

GatorB 06-26-2006 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio
Tom has you so excited you can't even type. :1orglaugh

Maybe it's just you.:love2suck :jerkoff

AmateurFlix 06-26-2006 03:59 PM

this observation coming from the fairy escorpia? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Escorpia is an admitted rapist who desires to receive gay prison sex

BobG 06-26-2006 03:59 PM

Many great pimps especially famous ones get accused of being gay at one point or another. It's part of the essence of player hating. All these guys are of course gay....

Tom Cruise
Richard Gere
P. Diddy
Robbie Williams
Kordell Stewart
Leo DiCaprio
Kevin Spacey
James Van der Beek
J Timberlake
Vin Diesel
Prince Charles
Ricky Martin
Orlando Bloom
Ben Affleck/Mat Damon
Marilyn Manson

The list goes on. Proof that they are all gay is that all they ever do is fuck some of the hottest most desireable women on the planet.

Write your congressman to end player hating today. Thank you.

Pornwolf 06-26-2006 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD
George Michael used to fuck all sorts of chicks aswell...

Yeah, good example. I have been told by people involved that he fucked every single model in the Freedom '90 video.

TiffanyHush 06-26-2006 04:02 PM

Gay! Straight! Who gives a Fuck!

Pornwolf 06-26-2006 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BobG
Many great pimps especially famous ones get accused of being gay at one point or another. It's part of the essence of player hating. All these guys are of course gay....

Tom Cruise
Richard Gere
P. Diddy
Robbie Williams
Kordell Stewart
Leo DiCaprio
Kevin Spacey
James Van der Beek
J Timberlake
Vin Diesel
Prince Charles
Ricky Martin
Orlando Bloom
Ben Affleck/Mat Damon
Marilyn Manson

I know for a fact that 50% of that list is at least bisexual (which is still gay to me). 3 of those on there are completely flaming boyalley fucking GAYE.

escorpio 06-26-2006 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AmateurFlix
this observation coming from the fairy escorpia? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Escorpia is an admitted rapist who desires to receive gay prison sex

How's my future bitch? Ready to get in touch with your feminine side? :1orglaugh

BobG 06-26-2006 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornwolf
I know for a fact that 50% of that list is at least bisexual (which is still gay to me). 3 of those on there are completely flaming boyalley fucking GAYE.

:1orglaugh

Andiz 06-26-2006 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornwolf
Yeah, good example. I have been told by people involved that he fucked every single model in the Freedom '90 video.

Damn :) :)

GatorB 06-26-2006 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BobG
Many great pimps especially famous ones get accused of being gay at one point or another. It's part of the essence of player hating. All these guys are of course gay....

Richard Gere

Not sure about gay, but does love gerbils up the butt.

Quote:

Kevin Spacey
Well he IS in the new Superman movie. I have heard he's a sex freak. Not sure that makes him gay. Probally bi.

Quote:

Ricky Martin
Probally sucks off George Michael.

Quote:

Ben Affleck/Mat Damon
Even you put them together in group. Gayest Hollywood couple of all time.

Quote:

The list goes on. Proof that they are all gay is that all they ever do is fuck some of the hottest most desireable women on the planet.
Yes and Rock Hudson was said to have bedded many beautiful women too.

fallenmuffin 06-26-2006 04:05 PM

If Tom Cruise isn't gay then neither is BoyAlley.

escorpio 06-26-2006 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornwolf
3 of those on there are completely flaming boyalley fucking GAYE.

Those three are Vin Diesel, Kevin Spacey and Ricky Martin.

u-Bob 06-26-2006 04:08 PM

http://dest.travelocity.com/Images/P...yScene_men.jpg
he's gay!

BobG 06-26-2006 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB
Not sure about gay, but does love gerbils up the butt.



Well he IS in the new Superman movie. I have heard he's a sex freak. Not sure that makes him gay. Probally bi.



Probally sucks off George Michael.



Even you put them together in group. Gayest Hollywood couple of all time.



Yes and Rock Hudson was said to have bedded many beautiful women too.

Has that Gerbil thing ever really been confirmed?

Affleck/Damon... as annoying as these guys can be I can see how many would like to believe that they're both gay for eachother. Doubt it though.

Ricky Martin is almost too pretty to be straight. Could be, I doubt it though

Spacey... Isn't he married?

Rock Hudson? Fuck man, Im 31 years old and I don't even know who the fuck that is. You're dating yourself on that one bud. :)

escorpio 06-26-2006 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fallenmuffin
If Tom Cruise isn't gay then neither is BoyAlley.

Don't you try to take BoyAlley's gayness away from him! :mad:

AmateurFlix 06-26-2006 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio
How's my future bitch? Ready to get in touch with your feminine side? :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

shouldn't you be part of a donkey show in tijuana?

Pornwolf 06-26-2006 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio
Those three are Vin Diesel, Kevin Spacey and Ricky Martin.


Almost. You are off by 1.

escorpio 06-26-2006 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AmateurFlix
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

shouldn't you be part of a donkey show in tijuana?

I'm not a donkey, just hung like one.

And the donkey show is in Nuevo Laredo, not Tijuana. :winkwink:

MaddCaz 06-26-2006 04:17 PM

ehh fuck Katie Holmes...

escorpio 06-26-2006 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornwolf
Almost. You are off by 1.

Who? I thought I nailed it. (no pun intended)

xclusive 06-26-2006 04:19 PM

Tom is very gay

hova 06-26-2006 04:20 PM

he is so gay it's not funny anymore

GatorB 06-26-2006 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BobG
Rock Hudson? Fuck man, Im 31 years old and I don't even know who the fuck that is. You're dating yourself on that one bud. :)

I'm 37 so you are not too far behind me. It's not my fault you are ignorant of the past.

Rock Hudson was the "George Clooney, Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, enter hot male celeb name all women want ) in the 50's and 60's. He was also the first big time celebrity to come out that he had AIDS. It also came out at that time that he was gay, much to almsot everyone surprise. He died in 1985 at the age of 59.

http://images.google.com/images?q=Ro...en&sa=N&imgsz=

DaddyHalbucks 06-26-2006 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornwolf
He may or may not be gay. Anything is possible but considering none of us can get .01% of the top level pussy he gets (if he wants it) I don't think it matters.

Hell, Tom Cruise is one of the few people that you probably can't trust your wife around. Gay or not that makes him a certified pimp.

My wife is partial to Mel Gibson.

GatorB 06-26-2006 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks
My wife is partial to Mel Gibson.

he's a hard core Catholic now.

Tom Cruise 06-26-2006 04:25 PM

I am NOT gay.


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