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Howdy gang. This is a bullshit post simply to introduce myself. So..If you dont care to know who I an LEAVE NOW, If you care CONTINUE>>>:winkwink:

My name is Ray, I just got introduced to this board a couple days ago by a fellow webmaster. I've been I the biz for about a year, and so far it LOOKS promising. With all the help floating around here Im sure it WILL be promising. Anywho..If you recieve a TGP gallery that starts with "freepornsexpics.net" Its mine :) .

For now I leave you with this joke.

I usually dont post jokes, but this one is to fucking funny. I could not resist.

"A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this huge guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 lbs., 20 inch penis, testicles 3 lbs each, Turner Brown."

The small guy just faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big dude kneels down and brings him to by slapping his face and shaking him. He asks "Are you OK"?? In a very weak voice the little guys says, "Excuse me, but what did you just say to me?"

The big dude says, "When I saw the curious look on your face, I just figured I'd give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. "I'm 7 feet tall, weigh 350 lbs., I've a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 lbs. each, and my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Thank God!!! I thought you said Turn Around!"

hahahah!! :-)

Later Folks
Ray