I just FIRED myself!
 

Its only a temporary firing.

I'll likely rehire myself again tomorrow morning (if I'm in a good mood).

Couldn't you punish yourself for your transgressions, and tape it for us?

:winkwink:

I could...but only after I rehire myself.

And it'll be pay-per-view, of course. :winkwink:

damn...did you embezzle money...or not do work you set yourself?

When you try to re-hire yourself, be sure to hold out for more money -- :winkwink:

2hp

When you fire yourself and noone is left, you forfeit all company assets, they become the property of GFY thread poster #3...

Money?!

What is this that you speak of? People get paid money?!?? No one told me these things. :1orglaugh

Will you be keeping the severance pay?

You know, that is not a bad idea. I think you have something here. Might just have to go ahead and fire myself also, but only after making sure there is a glitch in payroll of course :winkwink:.

Definitely - and the box of staples I swiped from the filing cabinet, too.

That'll fuckin' teach him:warning

punch yourself in the nuts so you don't reproduce.

LOL :) i dunno why, but funniest shit ive read today

uhhh....

Not only more money, hold out for a secretary, and more days off.

Keep us posted on how the rehire goes. From both points of view.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

smart business decision...

Hey, are you not the tgp template designer running under some domain like gallerypros.com that scammed me saying you were dieing of cancer after stealing my $400 for work a few years ago... Look's like I have to do some research on your site here.... And btw where are you located? :)

naw don't think that's you, carry on :)

Did you give yourself the job back now??

dont be so hard on yourself :1orglaugh

give yours break ;)