Men who hear....but don't listen :::
 

A few months ago one of my sisters came to CA to visit with me. A couple of times she said that she was talking to me but she didn't think I was paying attention and I was like "no way...I'm always listening". Long story short - she pointed out to me a few instances where she was just jibbering away and I had not a clue what she was talking about *LOL*....I was in my own lil' world. I know I'm not the only guy here guilty of this right???

Anyway, my sis sent me this cute lil' joke today making fun of men who hear...but don't listen:
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A husband was in BIG trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary. "Tomorrow," his wife angrily told him, "there had better be something in our driveway that goes from zero to 200 in two seconds flat!" The next morning, the wife looked outside and saw a small package in the driveway. She brought it inside, opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral services for her husband have been set for Saturday.

:1orglaugh

huh?............