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blackfeet 06-24-2006 01:59 PM

Oh shit...I just won £1.35 Million in the irish lottery.
 
i just received the winning email confirmation:
all i have to do is pay a processing fee to get my money. LOL



The Irish Lottery
P O Box 101063
11 G Lower Dorset Street,
Dublin 1, Ireland
(Customer Services)

Ref: UK/9420XX42/6809
Batch: 074/05/ZY869AX

WINNING NOTIFICATION:

We happily announce to you the draw (#1974) of the IRISH LOTTERY
online Sweepstakes International program held on Thursday 1st JUNE,2006.It
is now available for claims and you are getting the final NOTIFICATION
as regards this.
Your e-mail address attached to ticket number:564399456545 188 with
Serial number 5368/02 drew the lucky numbers:02, 04, 12, 21, 33, 42, Bonus
03 , which subsequently won you the lottery in the 1st category i.e
match 5 plus bonus.

You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of £1.35
Million(One million, three hundred and fifty thousand, pounds sterling) in cash
credited to file KTU/90836625342308/03. This is from a total cash prize of
£4,419,864 shared amongst the(2)lucky winners in this category i.e
Match 6 plus bonus.

All participants for the online version were selected randomly from
World Wide Web sites through computer draw system and extracted from over
100,000 unions, associations, and corporate bodies that are listed
online. This promotion takes place weekly.

ELIGIBILITY:
This promotion is offered electronically via the Internet and is open
to all persons from age 18 years and above with a valid email address
and who live in any of the aforementioned countries. This promotion is
void in all other countries.
Principals and employees of the IRISH LOTTERY and its respective
Parents, subsidiaries and their immediate families are not eligible.

Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our European
booklet representative office in Europe as indicated in your play
coupon. In view of this, your £1.35 Million(One million, three hundred and
fifty thousand, pounds sterling) will be released to you by any of our
payment offices in Europe.

Our European agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate
the release of your funds as soon as you contact him.For security
reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential till
your claim is processed and your money remitted to you in whatever
manner you deem fit to claim your prize.

This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and
unwarranted abuse of this program. Please be warned!!!

To file for your claim, please contact our fiduciary agent:

MR. WILLIAMS SPENCER,
Fiduciary Agent.


Endeavour to email him immediately the informations below:

Full names...............
Full Address.............
Country..................
Telephone................
Age......................
Winning numbers..........
Email address............
Occupation...............


Congratulations from me to you and members of staff of THE IRISH
LOTTERY.

Yours faithfully,
Sir.Cooker Johnson
Online coordinator for THE IRISH LOTTERY
Sweepstakes International Program

Dagwolf 06-24-2006 02:02 PM

Congratulations! :D Isn't it great when you win these things without even submitting an entry?

Yngwie 06-24-2006 02:02 PM

I've always wondered how people can be stupid enough to fall for those things.. 1st off, they wanyt you to send them money so that they can release your winning.. Hmm.. Well, IF there really was money that I won can't they just take the "processing fee" out of my "winnings" and send me the left over?. That's the way it would be IF it was real lol.

MaddCaz 06-24-2006 02:03 PM

I go in half on the entry fee will you share the money with me? :)

blackfeet 06-24-2006 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dagwolf
Congratulations! :D Isn't it great when you win these things without even submitting an entry?

i said the same thing.
what irish lottery???

Yngwie 06-24-2006 02:04 PM

I'm very sure that none of us here fall for those scams, but there are so many other people in the world that are totally clueless and send these bastards money hoping that they will get a check for millions in the mail. People need to be informed and taught about this shit.

pornpf69 06-24-2006 02:04 PM

congratulations!!

webjoker 06-24-2006 02:08 PM

you're lucky, I wish I was as lucky as my spamassassin which wins the irish lottery ~13 times a month

jono 06-24-2006 02:10 PM

wow! this is a coincidence. i won hahaha163;1mil on the dutch lottery... :)

FLAiR 06-24-2006 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dagwolf
Congratulations! :D Isn't it great when you win these things without even submitting an entry?


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

blackfeet 06-24-2006 02:14 PM

i got ripped off a long time ago
when i was a teen.

i saw an ad in the national enquirer
that said they would turn my lyrics
into a song by adding music to it
in their recording studios.
i sent them $65 bucks and got squat!

never fell for any other scam after that
except for the affiliate programs who shave. :1orglaugh

scottybuzz 06-24-2006 02:15 PM

i hope you didnt win hahaha163;'s because the irish use euros.

gandalfuy 06-24-2006 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaddCaz
I go in half on the entry fee will you share the money with me? :)

:error :error

hova 06-24-2006 03:04 PM

I have won millions, but have not received a single cent

czarina 06-24-2006 03:05 PM

man, you're so lucky!
so, now you're out of porn? With that kind of money you won't need to work again...
I wish I had been the lucky one...
but, wait... I won the Brittish one a few days ago!

I hate stupid spam like that... and to think that some poor people will actually fall for it, can you believe it?

UtahSaints 06-24-2006 03:07 PM

oh, the Nigerian-Irish Ms. Abacha .. I fucked her...

lyn1 06-24-2006 03:10 PM

I have just outdone you. Just received notification that I have won $2 million in an European lottery without and entry. Amazing stuff.

Lyn

Vitasoy 06-24-2006 03:17 PM

I got like 5 of those emails

tgpmakers 06-24-2006 03:27 PM

Yep me to

BusterBunny 06-24-2006 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackfeet
Yours faithfully,Sir.Cooker Johnson

last name first, first name last= johnson cooker=:Oh crap

Martina Warren 06-24-2006 03:35 PM

Congrats! Ive yet to win the Irish lottery, but i have won the Dutch and English lottery a few times :1orglaugh

free4porn 06-24-2006 03:40 PM

I won the austrailian one last week, and the britsh one 2 weeks ago. Its all good!...

Quagmire 06-24-2006 03:50 PM

congratulations to all teh wieners

Manowar 06-24-2006 03:51 PM

bling bling yo!

CoinsCuties 06-24-2006 04:14 PM

And we have a certain Eiffel Tower to sell you LOL!

Really, if you don't enter a lottery or sweepstakes and have a ticket in your hand as proof, you simply CAN'T WIN! Remember, the old saying "If it's too good to be true, it probably is", applies to these "lotteries" which are just one big SCAM!

If you have to pay any fees up-front for anything you've "won" it is truly a scam...

just my two cent's worth...

blackfeet 06-24-2006 04:29 PM

believe it or not, it's illegal to play a foreign lottery in the US.
i learned that many years ago.

DutchTeenCash 06-24-2006 04:39 PM

cooooooool lemme guess all you had to do is give out your bankdetails?

tranza 06-24-2006 04:40 PM

Yep, I won a couple of times last week too.

Spunky 06-24-2006 05:26 PM

You'll be swarmed with the babes

gecko 06-24-2006 06:36 PM

If only was it true..

Grandpas Used Diapers 06-24-2006 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackfeet
i just received the winning email confirmation:
all i have to do is pay a processing fee to get my money. LOL


This is real! If you don't want to claim the prize, I WILL!!!!

Mr. Romance 06-24-2006 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackfeet
i just received the winning email confirmation:
all i have to do is pay a processing fee to get my money. LOL



The Irish Lottery
P O Box 101063
11 G Lower Dorset Street,
Dublin 1, Ireland
(Customer Services)

Ref: UK/9420XX42/6809
Batch: 074/05/ZY869AX

WINNING NOTIFICATION:

We happily announce to you the draw (#1974) of the IRISH LOTTERY
online Sweepstakes International program held on Thursday 1st JUNE,2006.It
is now available for claims and you are getting the final NOTIFICATION
as regards this.
Your e-mail address attached to ticket number:564399456545 188 with
Serial number 5368/02 drew the lucky numbers:02, 04, 12, 21, 33, 42, Bonus
03 , which subsequently won you the lottery in the 1st category i.e
match 5 plus bonus.

You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of £1.35
Million(One million, three hundred and fifty thousand, pounds sterling) in cash
credited to file KTU/90836625342308/03. This is from a total cash prize of
£4,419,864 shared amongst the(2)lucky winners in this category i.e
Match 6 plus bonus.

All participants for the online version were selected randomly from
World Wide Web sites through computer draw system and extracted from over
100,000 unions, associations, and corporate bodies that are listed
online. This promotion takes place weekly.

ELIGIBILITY:
This promotion is offered electronically via the Internet and is open
to all persons from age 18 years and above with a valid email address
and who live in any of the aforementioned countries. This promotion is
void in all other countries.
Principals and employees of the IRISH LOTTERY and its respective
Parents, subsidiaries and their immediate families are not eligible.

Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our European
booklet representative office in Europe as indicated in your play
coupon. In view of this, your £1.35 Million(One million, three hundred and
fifty thousand, pounds sterling) will be released to you by any of our
payment offices in Europe.

Our European agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate
the release of your funds as soon as you contact him.For security
reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential till
your claim is processed and your money remitted to you in whatever
manner you deem fit to claim your prize.

This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and
unwarranted abuse of this program. Please be warned!!!

To file for your claim, please contact our fiduciary agent:

MR. WILLIAMS SPENCER,
Fiduciary Agent.


Endeavour to email him immediately the informations below:

Full names...............
Full Address.............
Country..................
Telephone................
Age......................
Winning numbers..........
Email address............
Occupation...............


Congratulations from me to you and members of staff of THE IRISH
LOTTERY.

Yours faithfully,
Sir.Cooker Johnson
Online coordinator for THE IRISH LOTTERY
Sweepstakes International Program


:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

Mr. Romance

minusonebit 06-24-2006 07:01 PM

Damn, I hit the lottery about once a day in some country. Funny thing is, I dont ever get any checks...

polle54 06-24-2006 07:12 PM

I have won between $10 and $111 million dollars everyday the last 4 months or so, hate that freelotto shit fuck dick ass service

madawgz 06-24-2006 08:55 PM

congratz! send me half :winkwink:


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