Platinum Lantern Presents: "True Stripclub Stories" (Sposored by ARS)
 

Aight....
So I won about $1200 today betting on the World Cup and WNBA games and I'm in a celebrating mood, so I decide to head down to the one of my favorite strip clubs.

Now I'm going here with plans to spend NO MORE than $150..
THATS MY LIMIT
Anything more than that is just a waste cuz it's only so much your going to be able to accomplish, I'd much rather go to the regular club Saturday night and by hot chicks drinks with the possiblity of making an ACTUAL CONNECTION.

So I go to the club and I get hugs from a couple of dancers.
This one dancer in particualar let's call her "Diamond" well I've known Diamond for about 3 years and I know her personally. I met her thru her aunt before I even knew she was a stripper.

So I go up and get a hug from Diamond and she's like sorry I haven't returned any of your phone calls my cousin was found dead this week and I really been upset about it.

I say sorry to hear that and proceed to find a seat in the club.
Now I had called Diamond earlier in the week because we were supposed to be fucking on Monday, but I never heard back from her so it was a NO GO.

Ok, Now I'm sitting in the spot and I see this BAD CHICK, she's HOT...
Just my type short and beautiful.
I see this kind of sparkle in her eyes and I'm digging her....
I think I saw her AURA or some shit

I find a seat in the club and I get another dancer who I just so happened to go to high school with to call the BAD CHICK over so I can chat with her.

Let's call this BAD CHICK, "Passion"
Let's call the dancer I'm using as a messenger "Chocolate"

Now Chocolate goes and tells Passion that I want to talk to her and Passion comes on over to my table. I tip Chocolate a crisp $1 bill for her time.

I chat with Passion and I then decide to get the $100 VIP Room Dance....
As I'm heading over to pay for the VIP Room, Chocolate walks up to me and tells me that I owe her a dance because of me hooking her up with Passion.

I agree and proceed to the VIP Room...

While in the VIP me and Passion talk about LIFE AND LOVE...
I tell her that I'm digging her and that we should hook up in the future.
She tells me that she has a boyfriend at the moment.
We talk some more and come to find out she used to live in my hood.
I tell her what block I stay at and she knows exactly were it is.
She tells me that she might drop by in the future and I say cool
(Now I realize the above statement is just TALK)

I tell her that when she becomes single to just think of me and I'll show up.
She laughs at that line and she smiles and says "OK"

She tells me what school she's going to and what her major is.

I tell her that I'm tempted to kiss her but that I don't want to offend her she smiles and says that she won't get mad.

I kiss her passionately on her neck and kiss her breasts as I rub my hands on her ass.

This goes on for the next 20 minutes....

At the end of the dance we hug and I head back out to the main floor...

I find Chocolate and tell her that I'm ready for my dances.
I get a 3 for $50 and proceed back to the VIP

Me and Chocolate laugh and talk about the good ol highschool days and how I hurt her feelings back in highschool by talking to another girl when I was trying to talk to her. (I honestly don't remember the details cuz it was so long ago)

After the 3 dances, I head out of the club and hop into my ride....
About 15 minutes later as I'm riding down the highway I get a text message from Diamond stating "Don't call me anymore"

I'm shocked and reply
"Why are you trippin?"

She replies
"Fuck You"

I reply
"We are supposed to be better than this. I don't know what your upset about"

She replies
"U R A Trick"

I reply
"Your acting real emotional right now, I don't know whats your problem but go ahead with the bullshit."

She replies
"I will, Trick"


Now here is the WRAP UP...
Apparently I'm supposed to spend the majority of my money on Diamond just because I've been knowing her for all these years. AND ALSO that new chick Passion must have really made SOME DOUGH this week and Diamond is starting to feel it

But at the end of the day....
You can't expect chicks not to be EMOTIONAL
It's like asking a bird to stop flying

sounds like fun

So she was pissed that you spent more time/money with the hot chick? Don't get attached to strippers... its not worth it.
WG