I would like to thank Nabisco, Kraft, Pepsi Co, The Keebler Elves, and Reeces...
 

...for curing the killer fucking munchies last night. :thumbsup

Also a shoutout should go to Little Debbie and Hostess...

Puff Puff Pass, What? :pimp

:1orglaugh

I'd like to thank the makers of Patron tequila for getting me laid last week. (semi-hijack, sorry Bill :) )

No worries Bro, I believe Senior Patron was also present at some point last night, but I can't honestly remember who he was mixed with and at what point we were introduced...lol

and I'd like to thank pantyjobs.com for all the BJ's :thumbsup :1orglaugh

aww, little debbies! i miss them fuckers! they have fake twinkies and a few other things that are made/sold here, but they just ain't the same

I just bought a bucket of ice cream and a package of Reese's Pieces.

i'd like to thank Jergens Lotion for making my masturbating experiance burn free