Just caught my maid stealing this afternoon...
 

My apartment in Thailand is pretty nice. Ocean view, daily maid service, modern furnished room, swimming pool and such. My maid knocks on the door every day around 2pm. If I ignore her she will come in and see I am there and ask if I want her to clean. I tell her no and kick her out. Most days though I will get up and just tell her to give me clean towels.

Today she knocked on the door and came in. She did this because yesterday I told her to clean the room today... so here she is. I'm in bed recovering from an al nighter with one of my favorite whores and a 50mg pill of Penegra (generic Viagra). She comes in, cleans the bathroom and then comes into my room where either A) she did not see me or B) she is the dumbest cunt in the world. Now she see my shorts, and I am watching her, so she picked them up and goes for the pocket taking out my cash and begins to count it. I make a "eh-um" sound and she panics and puts it back, saying she is sorry.

At this point I'm up and at it with her. She continues with the sorry routine and that she was counting it for no reason. I told her I was going to speak to the owner and at this point she starts grabbing at my cock, offering her body and services to me. I'm already at 82% wood from the leftover pill and the grab ass game she is playing, so I drop my shorts and she goes to work. A shitty BJ but what am I to expect, she is a maid. Only now she is a maid with bad tasting sperm in her mouth.

When she was done, I walked down and got the owner. The maid at this time is in full panic mode and comes up with a great story: "The money was falling out of the pocket of the shorts so I counted it to make sure it was all there."

Good story except I had to explain to the Thai owner that there was no reason for her to count it, unless she know how much was there. This conversation went back and forth for 30 minutes and neither of them could comprehend what I was saying or the logic to her story. The owner had the audacity to ask me why I did not keep my money in the safe. "Probably because I was IN the room" I snapped at her.

So now I am getting nowhere and it has turned from her being a thief to her looking out for me and partly my fault for not keeping my money in the room safe. But this is Thailand and what am I to expect from a country who will ask you if you need a taxi while your in another taxi.

I took all the spare keys to the room, am having the locks changed and made new rules for the maids. Unless there is a waterfall from the room above or fire in my room, nobody and I mean NOBODY comes in when I am not there. Anyone I catch in the room WILL get their ass kicked... man, woman or child. This logic they understood and quickly handed me the keys.

Fucking Thailand. Fucking maids. Fucking motobike taxis. And this fucking knock-off Viagra is making my head hurt. I'm going back to bed.

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wow, quite a story. I must say this thread grabbed my attention more then any that were posted tonight. but as any sigwhore like myself must do i have to come up with simple, short, quick, yet relavent reply so here it is:

"This thread is useless without pix"

thanks!

that was mature

so does Kman and yaa-baa. :thumbsup

So she gave you a BJ and then you ratted on her?

you should up your dosage of Penegra.
that post is really limp dick.

just be happy she didn't bite your dick off

of course. you think i'm going to let her get away with trying to steal my money, when all she has to do is suck me off to get away with it? she will rob me daily.

i have no love for those who fuck me over.

ummmm... ok.

Great fucking story, sorry it happened, but at least you know where you stand in that place.

wasn't the maid in her 50's?

you should punish her in bed :thumbsup

How old was the maid? Btw I sent you a icq message (From Valentin). :)

lol sounds good

did you even read any of this thread before making that post?

sigwhore

great story to start the morning with :thumbsup

that's pretty fucked up.

Was robbed by a maid when I was travelling in south america - $300USD! Wasnot happy at all. The owners did the same thing and blamed me for not hiding it properly (it was in a hidden comparment in my bag inside a money belt.

I would have taken her up the ass all morning

What do you mean? FUcking whores without protection is very smart as well :winkwink:

"But this is Thailand and what am I to expect from a country who will ask you if you need a taxi while your in another taxi."

Classic

But at least you caught her. I had someone, one of my "friends", steal $300 from my desk a few weeks ago, and no one was caught, so I have no clue who to kick to the curb, and now I have to watch *everyone* carefully.

you took the headjob and still finked her out?

love it.

i got to get to thailand..lol

Nice story, I would keep the maid, let her clean and give you a BJ when she is done. Just lock up your cash.

You got a blowjob and you still complained?

It was just a Blowjob!

"I took all the spare keys to the room, am having the locks changed and made new rules for the maids."

awefully nice of the hotel to change all the locks and create new keys only to give you the only set so that you dont get any more room service. not too mention that the hotel allows its guests to make rules

LOL How could the idiot not notice you were right there in the room?

STUPID ME!!!! You can't get STD's with oral sex of course dumb dumb dumb me :1orglaugh

Of course, it's the logical thing to do.

Ok, that's just stupid.

she was a maid, not whore though

I love reading this kind of stories, makes me wanna go back tommorow :)

i wouldn't trust any of those bitches. i would ALWAYS keep my money in the safe.

they are ALL money hungry whores. if you live there now, then you should know better!

korens are the same way!

Any pics of the Whore Maid ?

I don't believe the story

Be careful those third world countries you will wind with your throat cut but some angry maids brother.

Hmm. I'd have fucked her, and let her get away with it.

Makes you wonder how much she's taken in the past without you knowing.

Here we go...

lol classic

fucking rat

Dear Penthouse Forums..

:)

maids are the worst, they just think it is their right to steal lol

HaHa, just today my neighbor was telling me about a new maid she has that is in the states illegally and will take next to nothing for pay. The first thing I said was "Tell me how much she steals from you in the first month and then I'll think about hiring her too."

you should have waited until she put your money in her pocket.
Anyway, one of two things will happen now:
1- nobody will mess with your stuff
2- this woman will get vindictive because of the useless blowjob that she gave and be on your case.

I would move somewhere else. Just my 2 cents

Lol, funny story. Fact or fiction, I do not care. I like the part where she gave you a BJ to try and get out of trouble and you busted her anyway.

film her next time, sucking your cock

this thread is useless without pics!