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DWB 06-22-2006 06:28 PM

I'm such a hard ass... and here is why:
 
I just wanted to let all of you know how much of a hard ass I am.

In the past 12 months I have had my ingrown toe nail (on both sides, severely infected) removed 6 times with NO numbing at salons for pedicures in 3rd world countries. No doctors, no professionals... just me and a nail tech with dirty tools. I just grit my teeth as they dig into my swollen toe and blood and pussy oozes out. That is hard. Werd. Much harder than 50 Cent.

Hmmm... or maybe that makes me a dumb ass. :helpme

Bdiddy 06-22-2006 06:31 PM

living up to your nick!!

fuzzylogic 06-22-2006 06:31 PM

why dont u just do it urself with a razor?

thats what i would do with mine for a 2year period

(for some reason it went away. i did not cut out the growth area)

DWB 06-22-2006 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzzylogic
why dont u just do it urself with a razor?

thats what i would do with mine for a 2year period

(for some reason it went away. i did not cut out the growth area)

Tried that. Cut it out a few times on my own but it always came back worse than it was.

Wonder how yours went away if you did not cut it out right? You are a lucky man.

DWB 06-22-2006 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BluewireBrian
living up to your nick!!

That's DIRTY white boy.... not DUMB white boy. :1orglaugh

Dagwolf 06-22-2006 06:33 PM

eeyuk.....Have the toes removed.

Spunky 06-22-2006 06:34 PM

Damn..I cringe thinking about that..sounds very painful

notabook 06-22-2006 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
I just grit my teeth as they dig into my swollen toe and blood and pussy oozes out.

blood... AND pussy oozes out of your toe? We need pics :pimp Fetish site ftw!

fuzzylogic 06-22-2006 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
Tried that. Cut it out a few times on my own but it always came back worse than it was.

Wonder how yours went away if you did not cut it out right? You are a lucky man.

u gotta cut _deep_in_there_ ;)

whatever the situation what caused it to happen was removed apparently. maybe i am not on my feet as much. this was my big toe. what toes it urs?

reynold 06-22-2006 06:43 PM

Damn, you're learning to enjoy pain there, man.. :pimp

I suggest you should go and let the expert handle your problem..

fuzzylogic 06-22-2006 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reynold
Damn, you're learning to enjoy pain there, man.. :pimp

I suggest you should go and let the expert handle your problem..

i think experts reside in 1st world countries ;)

DWB 06-22-2006 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook
blood... AND pussy oozes out of your toe? We need pics :pimp Fetish site ftw!

that's right, blood and pussy.

THAT is how much ass I get... my toes ooze pussy when you cut them open!!!

THAT is hard yo.

DWB 06-22-2006 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reynold
Damn, you're learning to enjoy pain there, man.. :pimp

I suggest you should go and let the expert handle your problem..

I think I'm getting off on it.

Also found that I have a new fetish for being shaved with a straight razor when a hot chick does it. Instant 98% wood.

fuzzylogic 06-22-2006 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
I think I'm getting off on it.

Also found that I have a new fetish for being shaved with a straight razor when a hot chick does it. Instant 98% wood.

yo thats hardcore
... hardcore submission

Screaming 06-22-2006 07:29 PM

dude that makes my stomach turn just hear about it

xclusive 06-22-2006 07:35 PM

got pics?

RogerV10 06-22-2006 07:35 PM

Why the fuck would you do that?

tony286 06-22-2006 07:52 PM

here is a radical thought go to the foot doctor.

DWB 06-22-2006 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404
here is a radical thought go to the foot doctor.

Your guess is as good as mine where a foot doctor may be. I'm never anywhere near one when it acts up.

dakota1358 06-22-2006 07:57 PM

I used to get ingrown toe nails all the time but I got tired of it so I took a rusty butter knife and cut my toes off no need to worry about it now.Damn I'm hardcore

Pornwolf 06-22-2006 08:45 PM

Ehhh, nasty.

DWB 06-22-2006 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dakota1358
I used to get ingrown toe nails all the time but I got tired of it so I took a rusty butter knife and cut my toes off no need to worry about it now.Damn I'm hardcore

MAD RESPECT for my brotha from Baltimore.


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