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-=HOAX=- 05-30-2002 03:34 PM

Installing ZendOptimizer
 
Can anyone point me in the direction of some documantation?

Anybody installed it?

Smegma 05-30-2002 03:37 PM

What OS?

Ray
http://www.xfr.com
XFR Networks

-=HOAX=- 05-30-2002 03:52 PM

FreeBSD 4.5...I think I got it but other problems are arising...brb going to shoot myself...

Tipsy 05-30-2002 03:55 PM

I had the same trouble with many modules on freeBSD but am gonna be little help I'm afraid. I overcame nearly all problems but buggered if I can remember how now.

Have you got webmin installed?

-=HOAX=- 05-30-2002 04:00 PM

No webmin here...I like command line...although I suck and I miss placed my shotgun...

HOAX LIVES (unfortunately)

:ak47: *HOAX'S BRAIN*

-=HOAX=- 05-30-2002 04:41 PM

Bueller? Bueller? Anyone...

mike503 05-30-2002 05:57 PM

i've installed it on linux before. is this the free copy of it? i believe it's only a line addition to your php.ini and make sure the compiled file is in the right location.. and restart apache.. :)

Smegma 05-30-2002 06:16 PM

How far are you getting in the install?

What version of apache are you running?

Are you on a dedicated server, or virtual account?

Do you have root access?

What version of zend are you installing?

What is the error behavior?

mike503 05-30-2002 06:32 PM

what is your bank routing number?

what is your social security number?

have you ever had a homosexual encounter?

when did you first start masturbating?

do you read klixxx magazine?

etc.

DTK 05-30-2002 08:04 PM

Where's Amp when you really need a format c: ?

Va2k 05-30-2002 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mike503
what is your bank routing number?

what is your social security number?

have you ever had a homosexual encounter?

when did you first start masturbating?

do you read klixxx magazine?

etc.

Hey Klixxx fucking rocks They send me free copies for some reason. Don't ever remember asking for one either. I AINT COMPLAING when I start making more money I will subscribe its awesome

-=HOAX=- 05-31-2002 11:33 AM

Smegma,

I am the admin the server is right here next to me...I got root.

I get to where the Zend GUI asks for the path to php.ini I give it the path as phpinfo() tells me and it say's nope, wrong, your a moron...in so many words...


I'm running apach 1.3.22, php 4.2.1, on a freeBSD box

and Zend Optimizer 1.3.1 is the distribution that's cornholing me...

-=HOAX=- 05-31-2002 12:58 PM

I give up it will not install if anyone wants to make some cash I will pay to have it installed...


It will now not recognize http.conf...

And we can't find any source code to compile it ourselves...

mike503 05-31-2002 04:21 PM

hit me up on icq man (or any other of the contacts in my signature.)

i can help you out.

oh, and it should only take a couple of minutes, so i'll help you for free :winkwink:


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