Ambush Interview #92 KennyB!
 

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Ambush Interview #92

KennyB!

1. How do you feel about having the smallest dick in the stunt cock business?
2. Describe how ones smuggles hookers past authorities.
3. Why do American girls laugh at your leather pants?
4. Why did you toss all your ex's stuff out on the lawn?
5. Discuss your real estate experiences.
6. How come swinger parties that dodn't allow single guys allow you in? Do the girls feel sorry for you cause you have a small dick?
7. Why do you continue to live in Montreal? Where else have you lived?
8. How come you cleaned trays in the food court for so many years?
9. Why do you think you should have paid more attention on school work than money and chicks?
10. What's with the toilet seat fetish you have?
11. How come Bruce forced you to have sex with his wife?
12. Why will Kansas girls only fuck you in a garage?
13. Have you ever sucked on a dildo for the pure enjoyment of it?
14. Discuss how your Dad pushed you into the adult industry and why he did that.
15. How did running an escort agency turn into an adult webmaster business for you? Did the bikers and police ever scare you?
16. Talk about your introduction to the swinger sceen.
17. Talk about iacash and other programs you own and work with.
18. How does someone who always lived in or around Montreal have an english accent?
19. Talk about how you got fined $8000 for throwing a party.
20. Discuss your marriage and divorse to AngieXXX.com
21. Is it true you had an office on top of a giant orange?
22. Why is it your parents thought it was funny and great when you started with adult sites, but really wish you did something else.
23. Word is you keep a very tidy apartment, watch HGTV, are into interior design and decorating and have a cat - are you living the dream of a metro-sexual? discuss.
24. Talk about your charity work and the $3000 you raised for breast cancer last year.
25. What kind of car(s) do you own? pics - post pics of your apt.
26. Who do you look up to in online adult? Down on?
27. Why do you give bums money?
28. How many adult convention shows do you attend each year? Which are your favorites? Least favorites? discuss
29. Ever had an STD? What happend? How often do you get tested? Toughts on STDs.
30. Has your Jewish background helped or hindered your career in online adult?

KennyB!!!! Can't wait to read this one :)

Great this will be a good one

Awesome Interview, I love Kenny ;-)

BTW who's got my toilet seat? :Oh crap

Jesus Christ where do find out about all these facts and some rhumors!

This will be a great interview:)

up to 92 wow

Woooohooooooo! My boy Kenny! This should be awesome! :thumbsup

Great choice for an interview!!! :)

roll with it ;) want to read some

Some good questions!

Look at the direction of the eyes in this pic. Priorities :winkwink:

this is gonna be nice! :thumbsup

Kenny you deserve this. I have knowed you a long time and worked hard at being being innovative and cutting edge.

Good choice and I look forward to reading this.

Nice - Can't wait to hear the skinny on this!!

This AMbush is down the toilet already.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

sounds like a good one coming

Kenny as always been a gentleman...He's been my date a few times when I was without the Evil one! Quite a good catch if you ask me! :winkwink:

Yaaaay!! One of our homegrown best :)
Looking forward to this one!

OK Here we go Q1 -How do you feel about having the smallest dick in the stunt cock business?

A: Out of all possible questions to start with, thanks Sleazy! From reading past interviews I thought you really did your homework, apparently I was wrong. So let me set things straight, I?ve never been in the stunt cock business! Sheesh get it right lol!

As for the small dick, you know when they call big fat guys ?tiny? or bald guys ?curly?? Well, I?m not fat or bald, but people joke about my size because their jealous that it?s had the chance to please some of the hottest women in the adult industry. :winkwink:

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I have a very tough life!

No Shit :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Nice can't wait to read this one

the toilet seat idea was priceless.. LOL.. looking forward to reading this!


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Was looking for some pics of Kenny in your archive, but it seems all the Cybernet Montreal pictures (from a few years) are missing.

2. Describe how ones smuggles hookers past authorities.
Hookers? Do you mean Hookahs? As it turns out I have some great friends, you might know the lovely couple I?m referring to, Vanilla and Stewie. On one of my visits to Phoenix they thought it would be a good idea to surprise me with a new Hookah as they know I enjoy taking the occasional puff of, um, flavoured tobacco. The gesture was really nice, but bringing a christened Hookah through customs is a great way to get some unwanted attention.

Because it?s a very fragile item I made sure to take it with me on my carryon. I sure as hell didn?t want my hookah to break. Sure enough the security agent at Phoenix International had me pull it out, they looked at it, smelled it, rubbed some paper thing on it and after a little hassle and a not so quick lecture on ?transporting narcotics and narcotic paraphernalia? through customs they finally let me through with my precious bong!

- Thanks Vanilla and Stewie, I never came so close to being accused of being a drug mule and having someone looking in my bum for narcotics!

KennyB... hmm... never heard of this fellow! Better read! :)

ummmmm yeah - hookahs - that's what I meant..... right........

Yup, that idea totally rocked! :thumbsup

Go Kenny :thumbsup

OK I have to run for dinner but before I go, here's #3 Why do American girls laugh at your leather pants?

Oh fuck, did everyone get a good laugh at my expense! I had this pair of PVC pants (which in hind sight made me look like a flaming homo in plastic pants), but if you wear them to a fetish club, after hours club or swingers party in Montreal you might not look too out of place. Well I was on my way to a swingers party at some hotel in the middle of buttfuck nowhere Kansas! I walked into Bruce and Anna?s hotel room where most of the women had gathered to put on their make up and make themselves look extra delicious, and as soon as they seem me, the whole room started pointing and laughing. I quickly went to change.

I really hope no one has a picture of me in those pants, I looked like such a tool!

Great questions, yet again!

vanella? where r u?

This is going to be one hot ambush :thumbsup

we have ways of making people talk. its not pretty! :winkwink:

Not bad at all !!!!!!! :thumbsup

Q4- Why did you toss all your ex's stuff out on the lawn?

Well this never happened, I have had my ex throw my stuff out on the lawn but I think the time you?re talking about was when I tossed my Ex?s stuff out of the window onto St. Catherine street (one of the busiest streets downtown). It?s a long story but worth the read:-)

Ok so how?s this for psycho ex-girlfriends? I meet this great chick, she?s originally from a town about 2 hours north of Montreal but works in Montreal during the week and stays at her girlfriends apartment when she?s in the city. We?re dating for about a month, great girl so far, I?m leaving for a week to visit friends in Phoenix and she suggest that she could stay at my loft while I?m gone to feed my cat, and watch over the place, I had a shitload of computer and camera equipment there so I was happy to know someone would be there.

I return hope after a killer week (with a new hookah and a funny story about how I almost got ass raped by a customs officer) and walk into my loft to be greeted by this sweet girl. I look around and notice the place is really clean, and that there are plants, and some new pictures, I keep looking around and notice a few other new things but don?t make much of it at the moment. Then I see a new chair and I?m like what the fuck is all this stuff? She took it upon herself to move in while I was on vacation!

Skip ahead two months (hey she was a really good cook and loved the cock) I notice some money missing, and the only person who could have possible known where it was hidden was my new roommate! I called her at work to let he know she should borrow her dad?s pick-up truck because the locks have been changed and her stuff was being tossed out the window onto St. Catherine?s street. Problem Solved!

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now that's an answer!!

Kenny, I think this interview requires that pic of you in the viking hat.

Wohoo, another ambush :thumbsup

great choice for an interview.. Kenny is great guy :thumbsup

hot picture:thumbsup

5. Discuss your real estate experiences.

After renting some nice places around Montreal I recently bought a condo/townhouse in Old Montreal. As luck would have it, I moved a couch in the basement that was against an outside wall and found a shitload of mold earlier this week. There?s probably some leak in the foundation which the builder is coming to fix next week. Luckily with new homes in Quebec we have a 5 year warranty, so it?s just a hassle.

The condo market is levelling off and I plan to buy up a couple smaller units in the downtown core to rent out over the next little while. I plan to take the the real estate course in the next few months as well so I can educate myself as much as possible (and save 3% on any purchases I make:-). The price of the course will be paid off with the first purchase I make so that?s a no brainer, and I think it?ll be fun to go back to school.

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You think Ty will come with Extreme Make Over crew to build me a mansion?