Am I gay if I pay a midget tranny to finger my ass while I jerk off?
 

My Dad says no, but my Rabbi says yes.

not at all.

sounds like real fun

I can send over some goats

where did you find a midget tranny that would stick their finger in your ass?

A midget tranny? We need pics!

No.. just weird.

surprised your Rabbi said "yes" - generally they look down upon midgets

Only if the midget uses two fingers. Otherwise you are OK. :thumbsup

I would say it depends on what you are looking at jerking off.

or thinking of...

it's only gay if you get the midget to lick your balls at the same time...
oh also if you are listening to coldplay even if the midget is not there you are gay

Ya that is gay.

Who hasn't had a midget tranny's finger up their ass? Not gay.

No your not a FAG, your just a HOMO

I like midget fucking

midget trannys for the win

would the midget be post-op or pre-op

Everyone looks "down" on midgets, their short.

Not gay, so much as "stuffed with midget tranny finger up your ass".

Kudos on the finding of said midget tranny - i do hope you didn't use the Yellow Pages though...