Explaining the miracle of life to his daughter...
 

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.

He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating," her father replied
What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.
"That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.
"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied: "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs"

The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment......... then took her foot and stomped them flat and said, "Well, we're not having any of that gay shit in our garden."

:1orglaugh

haha nice one.

~lol~

Good one!

very good, bump for a joke.

lol!!! :1orglaugh NIce!!! :thumbsup

Hahaha way to go kid! :1orglaugh

lmao... nice joke ;p Way to go kid, your going to do great things in life, maybe even be the next leader of the ku klux klan! too bad it was just a joke... she could have won an award at the next klan meeting :(

and then boyalley said to his adopted love child... honey, there's nothing wrong with two mature adult males "mating"..... and then the girl says... is that why i have two daddy's?

ahahah woonk!