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xlogger 06-19-2006 01:32 PM

Getting a loan, how?
 
So, im going to be getting a car soon right. Im paying 1/2 down and the other half im getting a load. So, my question is how can prove/show them how much $ i make, they will ask for it. Its not i can print the stats out or anything. :helpme Anyone got any experiance? Help me out... please. :Oh crap

DateDoc 06-19-2006 01:34 PM

A car dealership will pull your credit. With 50% down and if you list an employer have a few credit cards and ok credit I doubt they will ask for proof of income.

selena 06-19-2006 01:35 PM

Not sure where you are, or which loan entity you are dealing with.

Some suggestions as to income proof are tax returns, bank statements, or take in a stack of check stubs. :)

Sly 06-19-2006 01:35 PM

They'll want a lot of check stubs since you have no credit and no tax returns.

ssp 06-19-2006 01:39 PM

That's right, buy something you can not afford.. the American way! :)

WWC-Pajio 06-19-2006 01:40 PM

....if you have a good credit, I don't think they will ask you for proof of income!! But if you don't.. you have to present Proof of Income!!
Good Luck... :thumbsup

Reak AGV 06-19-2006 01:41 PM

Show them your sponsor statistics :)

pornguy 06-19-2006 01:42 PM

Fuck that pay cash.

scottybuzz 06-19-2006 01:52 PM

yeh fucking loans are for the schmuck

WiredGuy 06-19-2006 01:57 PM

Bring copies of your last 2 - 3 years worth of tax returns.
WG

cyberstar 06-19-2006 01:57 PM

buy a cheaper car :1orglaugh ... seriously, car is the biggest waste of money!


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xlogger 06-19-2006 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by selena
Not sure where you are, or which loan entity you are dealing with.

Some suggestions as to income proof are tax returns, bank statements, or take in a stack of check stubs. :)

Ok, i make 10k+ a month now.

I've been in adult for like 1+ year so i have no tax returns. My taxes are all FUCKED up anyways.

I have $ in the bank for down payment but i usually keep the $ in epass/paypal. (i know, i know its stupid!)

I know i would get the load without a problem if i showed them how much i make. Since i use epass/paypal i dont have checks. So im asking how can i show them what i make.

ps: my credit is excellent btw, 730.

GiveIntoMe 06-19-2006 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ssp
That's right, buy something you can not afford.. the American way! :)


lol yeah thats spot on gov. :thumbsup

MSV 06-19-2006 02:02 PM

Print out the total amounts history in Paypal and ePassporte, and your bank statements. 3 months worth should be fine, all they want is to see that you are making a consistent and stable income, doesnt matter where you keep it.

DateDoc 06-19-2006 02:03 PM

do you have a corp or LLC?

czarina 06-19-2006 02:04 PM

a bank statement showing regular deposits or wires should be a good proof.
Of course, if you don't have it, you can always fake it ;)

selena 06-19-2006 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xlogger
Ok, i make 10k+ a month now.

I've been in adult for like 1+ year so i have no tax returns. My taxes are all FUCKED up anyways.

I have $ in the bank for down payment but i usually keep the $ in epass/paypal. (i know, i know its stupid!)

I know i would get the load without a problem if i showed them how much i make. Since i use epass/paypal i dont have checks. So im asking how can i show them what i make.

ps: my credit is excellent btw, 730.

If you have a FICO of 730, and half the money down, proof of income is probably not going to be required.

Are you planning on financing it at the dealership? Most of them would do backflips for a customer with half down and that range of FICO.

Edit: I hope this is not a new car. I don't believe in buying new cars, unless you can pay cash. They depreciate far too quickly. A barely used car is much better, imho.

xlogger 06-19-2006 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by selena
If you have a FICO of 730, and half the money down, proof of income is probably not going to be required.

Are you planning on financing it at the dealership? Most of them would do backflips for a customer with half down and that range of FICO.

Yes, im planning to financ @ the dealership.

Quote:

Originally Posted by BusterPorn
do you have a corp or LLC?

No, i am too lazy to get anyone that done. :1orglaugh Im getting a accountant to fix everything soon though.

shermo 06-19-2006 02:12 PM

I always do no doc loans when purchasing homes or cars. They usually only need the last 3 months pay stubbs if your credit is good.

Also, to those people saying pay all cash... Why the hell would you want to drop $xx,xxx at once on an item that depreciates when the interest rate is so low? If you keep that money working for you, you should earn a higher return than the interest fees you would have saved by paying in full. Not having payments isn't often the best solution.

xlogger 06-19-2006 02:22 PM

Thanks for the help guys. :thumbsup I thought it was going to be very hard getting a loan. Im going to test apply for an online loan site and see what they ask. If they approve then the car dealership one wont be a problem. heh

Tdog 06-19-2006 02:26 PM

with 50% down you will not have any problems getting a loan.

Nismo 06-19-2006 02:28 PM

Dude, just buy a used bmw 3 series for $10k cash and save your money.

breaker 06-19-2006 02:35 PM

If you make $10k per month why not just buy a cheaper car or save up? Seems to be the best way todo it. You have the money.

xlogger 06-19-2006 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nismo
Dude, just buy a used bmw 3 series for $10k cash and save your money.

Lol, i actually saw a HOT black 3 series @ the dealership today. It was like 35k but and i was going to buy it. But i looked at the consumer report and it got like 0 rating in the electrical department.

pstation 06-19-2006 02:43 PM

why spend so much on a liability that deprecates every day in value?

V_RocKs 06-19-2006 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xlogger
Ok, i make 10k+ a month now.

I've been in adult for like 1+ year so i have no tax returns. My taxes are all FUCKED up anyways.

I have $ in the bank for down payment but i usually keep the $ in epass/paypal. (i know, i know its stupid!)

I know i would get the load without a problem if i showed them how much i make. Since i use epass/paypal i dont have checks. So im asking how can i show them what i make.

ps: my credit is excellent btw, 730.


I feel your pain... I have had to purchase two vehiles in a similar situation.

First off, NO ONE pays for a car 1/2 down. So that is good. Second, more people come in with credit scores under 700 than over, that is also in your favor. Most likely they will be able to get by with just bank statements (the standard for the self employed since taxes for most SE'ed are usually showing a lot less than they make or more (gross, not net profits))...

So print out your last 3 months of bank statements (including Epassporte)... Blackout the porn names like Triplexcash incase your loan officer isn't liberal minded. Also bring a water bill/electric bill/gas bill to show you live where you say you live. Have all of this shit in a manila folder and ready to produce to them.

Peaches 06-19-2006 02:49 PM

I've never had to show proof of income on a car even when I bought two with zero down and 0% interest. If your credit scores are good, that's all you need to worry about. If they aren't good, then the 50% down will help. If they're horrible, then no number of check stubs or tax returns is going to help you.

Sly 06-19-2006 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shermsshack
Also, to those people saying pay all cash... Why the hell would you want to drop $xx,xxx at once on an item that depreciates when the interest rate is so low? If you keep that money working for you, you should earn a higher return than the interest fees you would have saved by paying in full. Not having payments isn't often the best solution.

Someone with a clue. :-)

slapass 06-19-2006 03:02 PM

If you are in the US, that huge down and credit score is all you need.

Peaches 06-19-2006 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shermsshack
Also, to those people saying pay all cash... Why the hell would you want to drop $xx,xxx at once on an item that depreciates when the interest rate is so low? If you keep that money working for you, you should earn a higher return than the interest fees you would have saved by paying in full. Not having payments isn't often the best solution.

I paid cash for my Wrangler just because I plan on keeping it forever and I wanted to know if worse came to worse in my personal finances, I had a car with no payment to worry about. :winkwink:

But normally I lease. I want a new "every day" car every 3 or so years and leasing has always worked out best for me. I leased a Cherokee when I bought the Wrangler. I love them both but they are 100% polar opposite cars :)

V_RocKs 06-19-2006 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peaches
I paid cash for my Wrangler just because I plan on keeping it forever and I wanted to know if worse came to worse in my personal finances, I had a car with no payment to worry about. :winkwink:

But normally I lease. I want a new "every day" car every 3 or so years and leasing has always worked out best for me. I leased a Cherokee when I bought the Wrangler. I love them both but they are 100% polar opposite cars :)

Even with low insterest rates, Sherm is forgetting that you are paying extra $1000's for a car that IS DEPRECIATING. Which is why I pay cash or pay most of it off and then quickly pay the rest.

Why pay an extra $100 a month or more on a depreciating asset?

woj 06-19-2006 03:44 PM

but a cheaper car dude, something you can afford without having to get a loan... the excitement of owning a brand new bmw will wear of fairly quickly...

Webby 06-19-2006 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xlogger
Lol, i actually saw a HOT black 3 series @ the dealership today.

First mistake was seeing it and going straight for the idea it is "hot" :winkwink:

Second mistake is considering buying it - especially with a loan.

Third mistake is considering buying *any* car on a loan. You would effectively be paying interest on a depreciating asset.

Get whatever vehicle xlogger - but without loans - pay cash. And remember even that cash you do pay, depending on the more "exotic" the car - it's like pouring it down a drain and earns you nothing.

Loans are for scenarios you can earn from - "consumer loans" gotta be the most insane concept ever invented, - but well-sold by finance companies and car dealerships.

shermo 06-19-2006 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs
Even with low insterest rates, Sherm is forgetting that you are paying extra $1000's for a car that IS DEPRECIATING. Which is why I pay cash or pay most of it off and then quickly pay the rest.

Why pay an extra $100 a month or more on a depreciating asset?

True... But I also never buy new cars, so depreciation isn't nearly as bad (I bought my 5 series 10k under private party blue book and it's still holding it's value). I lease new, buy used. I am never upside down. :thumbsup


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