Filaxi.......stop posting the crap.....
 

"good luck man"

come on post something , at least i post crap , yours aret even on topic

sig spot

uh, good luck man

filaxi is a bot.

I'd bet on it.

2c

We thought that one "Wow interesting post" guy was a bot but turned out he was just a moron

Congrats to the winners

Long ago, when the Earth was still young and quite delicious with fatty acids, there arose a threat unlike the world had never seen before, the devious King Bacon and his loyal minions of delicious magnitude, the Bacon Bits. With Bacon's army led by the sinister Lord Sausage the world was a very greasy place indeed, destroying most of the good Veggies in their wake.

One Veggie, brave enough to stand against Bacon's army, the Cardinal Carrot. Cardinal Carrot rushed into battle with his loyal veggie followers but were quickly pushed into the Mayonnaise gorge and they had no way to escape. Things look grim for our crunchy hero....

With things looking grim for our heroes and when all hope seemed to be lost, they received their long sought after reinforcements from the Kingdom of Lettuce. 10,000 Lettuce Heads strong they poured into Mayonnaise Gorge under the flag of the gentle Master of Lettuce. With their combined might, Cardinal Carrot and his men pushed forward, destroying Bacon Bits by the thousands and forcing them back into the very heart of King Bacon's land, the Castle Cholesterol.

Cardinal Carrot and his rag tag green skinned crew advanced into Castle Cholesterol and did battle with the crispy king himself. After several grueling hours of high intense flavorful battle King Bacon, rather than submit to our crunchy orange skinned hero, decided to end his own life by jumping into the very skillet that helped forge his greasy empire -- The Oni Skillet. With Bacon dead, it seemed that everything would return to normal for our cellulose brethren....

With King Bacon baked to a crispy death in the skillet of the Oni Skillet, Cardinal Carrot just had one more matter to deal with: What to do with the legions of Bacon Bits that surrendered following their leader?s tasty demise. A final decision was made to allow the Bits to live in peace under the rule of the Master of Lettuce and the lettuce heads. Under his tutelage, the bacon bits would learn that taste is great, in moderation, and to never forget that too much of a good thing is a bad thing. Oh and coke causes cancer.

-Stay Crunchy-