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RogerV 06-18-2006 09:48 PM

What did you do as a kid that you now know was fucked up? Like throwing rocks at cars
 
Now I think back at all the crazy shit I did It was fucked up. We used to throw rocks at cars that drove by our street..

What did you do that you Kinda regret.

ScReAmH2O 06-18-2006 09:48 PM

Lol Wow Very interesting

Nice Post

Screaming 06-18-2006 09:49 PM

shoplifting.

KittyLix 06-18-2006 09:49 PM

Tried boiling an egg in the microwave :Oh crap had first and 2nd degree burns on my face from the egg exploding D'oh!

RogerV 06-18-2006 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Screaming
shoplifting.

I still do it for fun every once in a while..:1orglaugh

Spunky 06-18-2006 09:50 PM

Shoplifting was a major for me..and raiding grow ops

phil_in_oz 06-18-2006 09:51 PM

I broke into a supermarket once at night after climbing through the skylight roof aged 14 with my brother on lookout. Nearly shit myself when I couldn't climb out.:1orglaugh

fallenmuffin 06-18-2006 09:52 PM

1. Threw rocks at cars (until this one guy stopped and went to mom)
2. Put roofing nails in small squares of roofing tiles and laid them in the street (only did that a few times)
3. Smoked pot in a public place (until they went to my mom)
4. Also broke into this guys house once and ate his food :/

But now i'm too scared to do anything .. i follow the rules

nestle 06-18-2006 09:52 PM

Smoking when I was like 8 years old because I thought it was cool and my dad did it. :disgust

Yea, I was an idiot then... well, although I never smoke since I guess there's still some idiot left in me. :winkwink:

nestle 06-18-2006 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by fallenmuffin
4. Also broke into this guys house once and ate his food :/

Eh? Did you break into the house just so you can eat the food (what was it anyway?) or did you break in for fun and just found the food and eat it?

Bdiddy 06-18-2006 09:53 PM

Throw full milks on the top shelf in the coatroom at the beginning of the year....at the end we'd bring them down and open them in front of the school.

At least 10% of the people who walked by threw up...including us. Not damaging to anyone but pretty stupid.

Spunky 06-18-2006 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by nestle
Smoking when I was like 8 years old because I thought it was cool and my dad did it. :disgust

Yea, I was an idiot then... well, although I never smoke since I guess there's still some idiot left in me. :winkwink:

You hooligan..the principle would strap me with a leather belt back in the day

fallenmuffin 06-18-2006 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by nestle
Eh? Did you break into the house just so you can eat the food (what was it anyway?) or did you break in for fun and just found the food and eat it?

I grew up in a town of 2800 people lol.. there was NOTHING todo.. one of my friends wanted to break in so we did and while we where in there we had a snack lol

jollyperv 06-18-2006 09:54 PM

We used to drive around college campuses and squirt ketchup, mustard and chocolate syrup on frat boys. And Jeeps and Mustangs or any other turd looking rice burner cars.

I don't regret a second of it.

evulvmedia 06-18-2006 09:56 PM

shoplifting...

and this is really interesting becuase i am the 3rd one to post this...

wonder if shoplifters as kids grow up and become porno-masters???

if so, it'll make a great warning tool for parents!!!

nestle 06-18-2006 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky
You hooligan..the principle would strap me with a leather belt back in the day

Yea well... I didn't do it in public. Always hid somewhere and stole matches from my dad and smoked cigarettes. Think I smoked about 6 or so. I'm glad I grew out of that stupidity.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 06-18-2006 10:00 PM

put an m80 in a cats ass and put it in a mailbox

madawgz 06-18-2006 10:00 PM

i fucked around with shit on a construction site :1orglaugh

Mutt 06-18-2006 10:01 PM

alot - i was bad until i reached 16.

i most regret the pain i caused this girl - i did talk to her once when i went back to where i grew up and said i was sorry. i wasnt the only one who made her life hell but i played a part - still ashamed of it - girl had a brutal childhood.

Thicky Dix 06-18-2006 10:02 PM

12 years old or so......my friend and I would sit in the woods about 50 feet from the road and shoot at bike riders, joggers and cars with a bb gun. Luckily we never got caught. A few close calls though.

notabook 06-18-2006 10:04 PM

The worst thing I ever did when I was a kid? I picked up a cat by it's tail and swung it around repeatedly, much to the dismay of my sister and her best friend. The cat was screaming with such a noise I hadn't heard before, it scared the shit out of me. To stop the noise I threw it as hard as I could while swinging it at a brick wall. The cat slammed with an intense force and was killed instantly. My sister lost her best friend that day, and I got my first hard-on that day. Ah... a youth well spent.

nestle 06-18-2006 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Mutt
...i did talk to her once when i went back to where i grew up and said i was sorry...

Did she forgive you?

jollyperv 06-18-2006 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by notabook
The worst thing I ever did when I was a kid? I picked up a cat by it's tail and swung it around repeatedly, much to the dismay of my sister and her best friend. The cat was screaming with such a noise I hadn't heard before, it scared the shit out of me. To stop the noise I threw it as hard as I could while swinging it at a brick wall. The cat slammed with an intense force and was killed instantly. My sister lost her best friend that day, and I got my first hard-on that day. Ah... a youth well spent.

That really bums me out.

nastynun 06-18-2006 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by RogerV
Now I think back at all the crazy shit I did It was fucked up. We used to throw rocks at cars that drove by our street..

What did you do that you Kinda regret.

#1 Egg houses(don't regret)

#2 take fishing line and wrap it around mail box a. then drag it across the street wrap around mail box b. over and over. Cars would drive by and it wrap around their antennas.(this one I regret that was stupid and dangerous)

#3 have my sister lay with her leg sort of hanging off the curve. Scream all scared like if something was wrong with her and cars would stop to see what was going on then she jump up and scream at them(this one I do regret).

#4 TP houses(don't regret)

#5 my friends and I would line up at the end of the street and moon cars(this I don't regret).

#6 rip the mail boxes out of the ground and hide them in the peoples trees(did not regret)

#7 My sister and I took fishing worms at the Target store and we tear them apart into tiny little pieces throw them up on the ceiling they would stick. Then we sneak to watch them fall in peoples hair and the people would freak out(this I don't regret).

#8 My sister would sit in a baby chair in our car and act like she was a window licker at stop lights, she would lick the window and drool. Mind you she was 18 with a perfect bod so it seem really odd to people to see her do such a thing(we don't regret). :)

#9 My sister and I use to throw ice chips over the ailes at the grocery stores at people oh yea and grapes(I don't regret).

#10 take condoms and fill them with mayo and put them on peoples front doors and cars(I don't regret this).

RogerV10 06-18-2006 10:15 PM

When we were bored, during the summer we would drive around during the day and follow fed ex trucks and steal packages when they stopped.

At night we would egg random cars.


Stupid kids we were.

he-fox 06-18-2006 10:17 PM

Put fake soccer balls, filled with rocks, in the middle of the sidewalk and asking kindly ppl who walked by to kick it back to me. Usually, their pain was so big they couldn't even run after me and my buds to kick our asses.
Put a wallet (with very, very thin string attached, of course) in the middle of the sidewalk by sunset, and when some loser tried to grab the wallet, pull easily the string, just to move the wallet a bit...then again...fuck, sometimes those dumbfucks chased the wallet like 40 feet, in the middle of the street...
Taking a prisoner (9yrs old kid, the same age as me and my buddies) from the enemy kid gang and having him locked at 3 p.m. in a not finished construction (a summer movie theater, in the projection room), only releasing him at midnight(this one was really bad, and I regret it). The poor kid was so fucking scared and cried and begged for forgiveness...what a fucking moron I was.

RogerV 06-18-2006 11:02 PM

some great stories I guess we are all crazy fucks

2HousePlague 06-18-2006 11:04 PM

I was haughty.






2hp

bucketoffuck 06-18-2006 11:31 PM

Age 4) Lit the woods on fire.
Age 9) Cut down a bunch of my neighbor's trees.
Age 10)Suspended from elementary school for making counterfeit free popcorn slips that we were given on our birthday redeemable for a free bag of popcorn on "popcorn friday" (I distinctly remember the principal breaking into tears)
Age 11)Broke into the elementary school and stole a bunch of keys that said "do not copy" and all of the things that had been confiscated from students over the year.
Age 12)Held cattails out ito the road so they would explode in a cloud of seeds when cars hit them.
Age 12)Harrased a bunch of rednecks on the CB until they traced the signal and showed up at my house.
Age 13)Created an account on a local bbs with the name of some kid we knew and used to to harrass the Sysop. (the kid ended up getting a phone call and grounded)
Age 15)Kicked all the plumbing out of this house they had just laid the foundation for.
Age 15)Once, while skipping school we were walking around some guy's property and we came upon a couch. I don't know, but it seemed like it would be fun to light it on fire. Next thing you know there's this santa claus looking guy running out from the woods after us. I don't know why I did it but I stopped and allowed a confrontation. He told me it's alright, and that within the next 10 years I would be in prison getting fucked in the ass by some big fat [racial explitive deleted] named bubba as he violently penetrated his fist with his index finger.
Age 16)Hooked up a PA system to my car and drove around harassing pedestians with it.

And that's all I can think of off the top of my head.

NTSS 06-18-2006 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by RogerV
Now I think back at all the crazy shit I did It was fucked up. We used to throw rocks at cars that drove by our street..

What did you do that you Kinda regret.

We shot them out with pellet guns from our attic window....

This went on for a week or so..they'd have their windshields shattered but they just continued driving, till one day this chick wasn't having that shit, she stopped her car and got out screaming like crazy.

She saw us in the window then called the cops...the rest is history...I was put on probation for doing that dumb shit and my parents had to pay for the repairs.

kmanrox 06-18-2006 11:42 PM

all of the things i did were illegal and i cant incriminate.... but use your imagination

NTSS 06-18-2006 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by notabook
The worst thing I ever did when I was a kid? I picked up a cat by it's tail and swung it around repeatedly, much to the dismay of my sister and her best friend. The cat was screaming with such a noise I hadn't heard before, it scared the shit out of me. To stop the noise I threw it as hard as I could while swinging it at a brick wall. The cat slammed with an intense force and was killed instantly. My sister lost her best friend that day, and I got my first hard-on that day. Ah... a youth well spent.

YOU ARE A SICK MUTHA FUCKER!!! You posted that cat on fire vid too...get some help man...you got a real problem. To even talk about something like that is sick...but you really get off on that shit!

notabook 06-18-2006 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by NTSS
YOU ARE A SICK MUTHA FUCKER!!! You posted that cat on fire vid too...get some help man...you got a real problem. To even talk about something like that is sick...but you really get off on that shit!

Hey... I *do* regret killing the cat I mentioned when I slammed it against the wall. I was a kid and didn't know any better. If I had been older I wouldn't have thrown it against the wall, I would have instead skinned it while it was alive and dropped it in a vat of salt. That would probably be the most painful way to die I think.

Antonio 06-18-2006 11:54 PM

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Originally Posted by he-fox
Put fake soccer balls, filled with rocks, in the middle of the sidewalk and asking kindly ppl who walked by to kick it back to me. Usually, their pain was so big they couldn't even run after me and my buds to kick our asses.
Put a wallet (with very, very thin string attached, of course) in the middle of the sidewalk by sunset, and when some loser tried to grab the wallet, pull easily the string, just to move the wallet a bit...then again...fuck, sometimes those dumbfucks chased the wallet like 40 feet, in the middle of the street...

lol, we used to do exactly the same but instead of a soccer ball just place a big box full of bricks on the sidewalk, you have no idea how many people would kick it, did the same trick with the wallet, also used to fill rubber gloves with water and throw them at people from the 8th floor

we used to fight with boys from other apartment blocks (considered them the enemy) throwing stones at each other untill one kid got hit on the head (healed ok) and our parents made us stop, back then the parents weren't such pussies and smacking or belting wasn't that unusual

atomicbomb 06-19-2006 02:01 AM

Dont think any people are really telling the truth here...

ok, heres some shit for ya (all of which I regret)

- stole from everything- broke into shops, restauraunts and houses...destroyed a few interiors.shoplifted constantly.
- stole a car- trashed it
wasnt cruel to animals but did shoot a few chickadees with a shotgun once.
- sold acid, pot, and got booze for minors outside a liquor store a couple times
- kicked the shit outta a few people just to make myself look big at the time.
- partook in making a few peoples high school lives hell
- sucker punched a few folk, knocking them out cold
- told girls i love them just to fuck them then never wanted shit to do with them
- shot out windows and at people with bb guns
- spraypainted alot of public property
- threw boulders off a cliff through the roof of the houses below...they had people sleeping in them , but none got hurt. the roof sure did....
- ripped up 3 miles of a nature walk community trail to almost beyond repair in a small pick up truck drinking vodka and leaving it there as we left it wedged between two trees.

fuck the list goes on and on...but its in the past and I regret it all...what else can I do...I was a drug crazed drunken asshole punk in a small town that had no direction and fended for myself...

but after jail time and getting my teeth knocked out a few times you learn to mellow out and play by the rules
:upsidedow

studiocritic 06-19-2006 02:37 AM

at like 4am on a weeknight we used to go to freeway construction and take all of the cones (like 100+) and load them in the back of my friend's truck.

then we'd go to a major intersection and reduce each direction down to one lane.. so like the right 3 lanes from all 4 directions would be closed. in about an hour or two when morning rush hour hit there would just be straight up anarchy. traffic would back up for thousands of cars in each direction.

i dont think theres anything to regret about this.. its just as funny thinking about it now as it was then

karlm 06-19-2006 02:55 AM

Dude you are fucked up :)
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Originally Posted by notabook
Hey... I *do* regret killing the cat I mentioned when I slammed it against the wall. I was a kid and didn't know any better. If I had been older I wouldn't have thrown it against the wall, I would have instead skinned it while it was alive and dropped it in a vat of salt. That would probably be the most painful way to die I think.


Why 06-19-2006 03:02 AM

shot at cars with bb guns.

threw rocks and pinecones at them too.

we setup cones and shit in streets to send cars the wrong way up a one way, and other such stupid shit with traffic redirection.

Big John 06-19-2006 03:06 AM

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Originally Posted by studiocritic
at like 4am on a weeknight we used to go to freeway construction and take all of the cones (like 100+) and load them in the back of my friend's truck.

then we'd go to a major intersection and reduce each direction down to one lane.. so like the right 3 lanes from all 4 directions would be closed. in about an hour or two when morning rush hour hit there would just be straight up anarchy. traffic would back up for thousands of cars in each direction.

i dont think theres anything to regret about this.. its just as funny thinking about it now as it was then

I've done something similar on a school trip to france when I was 14 or so. We got some cheap booze (beer and pernod I seem to remember) and found a no-entry sign that had been knocked down and a load of cones, so effectively shut off a large dual-carriageway sending all the traffic into the town. Took about 2 hours for the French traffic police to realise and remove it all and we got a huge bollocking for getting back 4 hours after 'curfew', drunk. Not something I regret as such, just a silly thing to do.

There's plenty of stuff I do regret but none of it I want to post on GFY because I'm really not very proud of it.

atomicbomb 06-19-2006 06:23 AM

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Originally Posted by notabook
The worst thing I ever did when I was a kid? I picked up a cat by it's tail and swung it around repeatedly, much to the dismay of my sister and her best friend. The cat was screaming with such a noise I hadn't heard before, it scared the shit out of me. To stop the noise I threw it as hard as I could while swinging it at a brick wall. The cat slammed with an intense force and was killed instantly. My sister lost her best friend that day, and I got my first hard-on that day. Ah... a youth well spent.

ATTENTION WHORE SHIT DISTURBER ALERT:1orglaugh

fallenmuffin 06-19-2006 06:27 AM

Why do kids feel the need to throw shit at cars? Looks like WE ALL did that shit.

E$_manager 06-19-2006 06:35 AM

i wrote bad words on my fathers' car.

atomicbomb 06-19-2006 06:35 AM

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Originally Posted by fallenmuffin
Why do kids feel the need to throw shit at cars? Looks like WE ALL did that shit.

come to think of it...lol...I actually did take a shit and throw it at a car off an overpass...so did my friends...I regret that poo...I mean too
:winkwink:

E$_manager 06-19-2006 06:37 AM

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Originally Posted by fallenmuffin
Why do kids feel the need to throw shit at cars? Looks like WE ALL did that shit.

Some overenergy and to say the truth, we are all bad natured: angry, greedy and so on. And when we are small we can not hide it!:Oh crap

J. Falcon 06-19-2006 06:38 AM

I threw rocks at cars, and other stuff.

calibra 06-19-2006 06:41 AM

I threw rocks at cars and eggs at people (it's what everybody did :) ), smoked, peeped at my sister (regret this), did really nasty things to our neighbors (don't regret/was never ever caught), used to fight alot just to fight (to be continued if recalled)

fallenmuffin 06-19-2006 06:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Cristie
Some overenergy and to say the truth, we are all bad natured: angry, greedy and so on. And when we are small we can not hide it!:Oh crap

LOL that sums me up.. abad natured, angry, and greedy as hell. This industry was built for us lol

DaddyHalbucks 06-19-2006 06:42 AM

Lots of stuff. I am glad I grew up.

E$_manager 06-19-2006 06:44 AM

sure! Did you fight when you was a kid?

fallenmuffin 06-19-2006 06:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Cristie
sure! Did you fight when you was a kid?

A few times but i'm not really a fighter.. i'm the kind of guy that will burn your underwear while were sleeping then when you aren't expecting it kick you in the balls, lol.

Now that calibra said something about his sister.. I did break my sister's finger once.. woops


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