Yo I need a Dating Site Profile Writer ......
 

I need someone to whip up some crap that chicks dig so I can put it on the dating sites .........

Who is good at this type of crap?

Sample:
Yo, I'm a big beefy hunka truck driver looking for easy sluts. Must wash floors, give rimjobs and give up shopping. Must also enjoy regular beatings, macrame and witchcraft.

No freaks please.

Looking for a tall haired gal?

:)

Im only like 5'6 yo i am short but i give great cunnilingus

Don't forget lubed up bowling ball anal insertions and dead donkey dick Christmas stocking making classes.

Nah, I meant a gal with tall hair. :)

example.. http://www.houseofdiabolique.com/jersey8.jpg



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i can write gay profile stuff

Juicy how much does it pay

I can write this stuf really well


an example:

Header: one woman man......

content: put down your bags rest your feet and share my world

34 y/o college grad looking for love and affection 6'1 198 LBS and ready to settle down



can go as deep or be as vauge but catch as needed let me know what the pay is

what a pile of bullshit.

i challenge you to do better :):pimp

still waitin

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Tell them you are a fun guy look like a short version of Robert from everybody loves Raymond. Have a great sense of humor and looking for a woman who is tried of games.