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Raven 06-16-2006 05:46 PM
How does an Aussie get laid In Trailer Trash Town
 
So here's the deal.

lindsay says that the way to get laid is for me to be there...which gives him automatic credibility for him and dodger....the philosophy being that two strangers are out with their local married upright couple......which then gives them a 28% higher opportunity to get laid.

Thoughts? Comments? Discuss!

dodger21 06-16-2006 05:47 PM
fuck him and everyone who looks like him

CuriousToyBoy 06-16-2006 05:48 PM
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=622516

There better be more than 2 of you in this "gang up" or the shit is deep.

2c

EdgeXXX 06-16-2006 05:50 PM
Hmmmmm, depends, where exactly is Trailer Trash Town?

CuriousToyBoy 06-16-2006 05:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by EdgeXXX
Hmmmmm, depends, where exactly is Trailer Trash Town?
Anything in Washington State more than 45 minutes drive from downtown Seattle qualifies in my opinion.

:thumbsup

2HousePlague 06-16-2006 05:59 PM
He earns it, like everybody else -- :winkwink:


2hp

EdgeXXX 06-16-2006 06:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy
Anything in Washington State more than 45 minutes drive from downtown Seattle qualifies in my opinion.

:thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Tev 06-16-2006 06:01 PM
Why am I always left out of these discussions?

CuriousToyBoy 06-16-2006 06:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tev
Why am I always left out of these discussions?
Shut up and get back to your office bitch.

:1orglaugh :pimp :winkwink: :thumbsup

Raven 06-16-2006 06:04 PM
um, ctb, you may want to remember that it's tev's truck you want to borrow.

2HousePlague 06-16-2006 06:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Raven
um, ctb, you may want to remember that it's tev's truck you want to borrow.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

2hp

CuriousToyBoy 06-16-2006 06:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Raven
um, ctb, you may want to remember that it's tev's truck you want to borrow.
**I** want to borrow ?

Jesus, you won't even let me drive here. One night, one poor corner and 10 feet on the wrong side of the road......

You offered the keys to Steve........

And it is Tev's truck.

But yet again, what is Tev's is yours and what is yours is yours.

I get it.

I'm screwed.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Tev 06-16-2006 06:08 PM
Sticks and stones.... wait that's lame

Ummmm, Fuc.... wait that's lame too

Damn, and I wanted to get my post count up to 100. How am I going to do this if I can't think of anything clever to say?

corvette 06-16-2006 06:09 PM
Agreed 100%, no question about it, although I donhahaha8217;t know the exact stats, at least one or two girls in the group increase your chances at least 40%

The man knows what he is talking about

Raven 06-16-2006 06:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy
**I** want to borrow ?

Jesus, you won't even let me drive here. One night, one poor corner and 10 feet on the wrong side of the road......

You offered the keys to Steve........

And it is Tev's truck.

But yet again, what is Tev's is yours and what is yours is yours.

I get it.

I'm screwed.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
isn't that the goal....you getting screwed? now we don't have to go out. it's done.

Raven 06-16-2006 06:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by corvette
Agreed 100%, no question about it, although I donhahaha8217;t know the exact stats, at least one or two girls in the group increase your chances at least 40%

The man knows what he is talking about
damn you, corvette..you're supposed to be on MY side.

Tev 06-16-2006 06:11 PM
Having a truck to get to the bar will increase his chances by at least 90%

Raven 06-16-2006 06:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tev
Having a truck to get to the bar will increase his chances by at least 90%
You speak the truth, my love.

CuriousToyBoy 06-16-2006 06:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by corvette
Agreed 100%, no question about it, although I donhahaha8217;t know the exact stats, at least one or two girls in the group increase your chances at least 40%

The man knows what he is talking about
The man works for CCBill - he KNOWS the numbers.

:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

Tev 06-16-2006 06:13 PM
Truth is truth, but was it clever? That is the REAL quest question here.

CuriousToyBoy 06-16-2006 06:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tev
Having a truck to get to the bar will increase his chances by at least 90%
OK, MR 90 posts. Let me see you maintain that level of wit and humor for 6000 posts then come see me.

:winkwink: :thumbsup :1orglaugh :pimp

Raven 06-16-2006 06:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy
The man works for CCBill - he KNOWS the numbers.

:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup
Suck up. You just want man love.

Tev 06-16-2006 06:14 PM
Dood, I can't maintain it for one, but that would be mr. 92 posts to you!

Tev 06-16-2006 06:15 PM
Or should I say, mr. 93 posts and has a truck

WarChild 06-16-2006 06:17 PM
Okay seriously, and with all due respect to Lindsay, if there's one place being a big guy drinking beer DOESN'T make you stand out from the crowd, it's got to be a red necked town. I have faith in CTB.

2HousePlague 06-16-2006 06:23 PM
All else having failed...

http://pornacre.com/images/images/1050.jpg

:thumbsup


2hp

Tev 06-16-2006 06:25 PM
Can I borrow that picture to show around the bar 2HousePlague?

2HousePlague 06-16-2006 06:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tev
Can I borrow that picture to show around the bar 2HousePlague?
I was going to "give" it to you by bouncing one of your old threads with it, but I thought... why be coy?

Have fun tonight, you guys!


2hp

Tev 06-16-2006 06:29 PM
Does anyone have any food? I'm kind of hungry

Tev 06-16-2006 06:29 PM
I have old threads? SAHWEET!

Cyndalie 06-16-2006 06:31 PM
All I gotta say is there are A LOT of swingers out there and some people looking to "get laid" feel more confident knowing they won't have to deal with them the day after.

dublin1 06-16-2006 06:34 PM
I Need Dick

CuriousToyBoy 06-16-2006 09:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by WarChild
Okay seriously, and with all due respect to Lindsay, if there's one place being a big guy drinking beer DOESN'T make you stand out from the crowd, it's got to be a red necked town. I have faith in CTB.
My friend, that may well be the case in many other redneck surburban Washington State towns.

Unfortunately the only bar within a short a international airline flight of this fucked, up, hillbilly shithole, was a cockfest beyond all human proportions.

Made a webmaster show look like Costa Rican whorehouse.

Dodger and I are home, thankfully, without incident.

All banjo players are still present and accounted for.

Now I remember why I call it "Raven's Rehab".

Even if I wanted to party, it is fucking impossible.

End of episode.

Raven 06-16-2006 10:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy
My friend, that may well be the case in many other redneck surburban Washington State towns.

Unfortunately the only bar within a short a international airline flight of this fucked, up, hillbilly shithole, was a cockfest beyond all human proportions.

Made a webmaster show look like Costa Rican whorehouse.

Dodger and I are home, thankfully, without incident.

All banjo players are still present and accounted for.

Now I remember why I call it "Raven's Rehab".

Even if I wanted to party, it is fucking impossible.

End of episode.
with all due respect, this is the first time you've been awake long enough to even consider going anywhere to do anything.

CuriousToyBoy 06-16-2006 10:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Raven
with all due respect, this is the first time you've been awake long enough to even consider going anywhere to do anything.
With all due respect, I love this place, and you know it, but yet again I usually rarely leave the house as I dry out, and I LOVE my second home, but this IS the first time we have ever addressed the "loading-up-before-drying-out" part of the process.

:pimp

corvette 06-19-2006 12:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Raven
damn you, corvette..you're supposed to be on MY side.
i forgot to add that this will only work with very High Quality ladies such as yourself, it qualifies him as a good catch


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