I Don't For One Minute Believe ..........
 

that Melissa's last name is Midwest! come on i'm not stupid - what are the odds a girl from Nebraska would just coincidentally have the surname 'Midwest'?

if I am wrong i apologize to Melissa.

heh i doubt it, she doesnt use her real name, her real name is otis

i don't either lol :thumbsup

wtf? of course it's not....

Her last name used to be Lincoln. She must have secretly married a guy named "Midwest" and changed it.

Lucky shmuck, whoever he is.

Whatever it may be shes hot!

Whatever it may be shes hot!

Lincoln as in Lincoln, Nebraska which just so happens to be the state from which she is from? jesus she must take us all for idiots.

Lincoln as in Lincoln, Nebraska which just so happens to be the state from which she is from? jesus she must take us all for idiots.

who cares??

Porn chicks use aliases?

Next thing, they'll tell me that Liberace was gay