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xNetworx 06-15-2006 06:37 PM

How would you like to see Paris Hilton die?
 
I personally would think it would be awesome if she got hit head on by a cement truck while driving drunk/on cocaine.

minusonebit 06-15-2006 06:39 PM

Intresting thread...

StuartD 06-15-2006 06:39 PM

Right after bouncing up and down on my pole for a while.

(if I had to pick one).

xNetworx 06-15-2006 06:41 PM

Least talented, most annoying A-lister around. I don't wish death on her, I just like to imagine the scenario.

smutx 06-15-2006 06:41 PM

you can see her die in the movie house of wax...
the movie sucks but its worth to watch her die in it

Kevsh 06-15-2006 06:41 PM

Even in jest, I wouldn't wish death upon her.
Besides, there are millions of people deserving of your morbid fantasy :)

wedouglas 06-15-2006 06:43 PM

I dont wish death on anyone, but I guess death by broken pelvis would be interesting

L0rdJuni0r 06-15-2006 06:44 PM

i agree with wedouglas... i dont with death on noone... :)

xNetworx 06-15-2006 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wedouglas
I dont wish death on anyone, but I guess death by broken pelvis would be interesting

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

NOTE: I mentioned I didn't wish death upon her in Post #4

"Wishing Death Upon" sounds like a saying from the 1400's in Europe

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 06-15-2006 06:45 PM

Paris Is Hot

http://paris-hilton.joshsbabes.com/photos/9.jpg

xNetworx 06-15-2006 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smutx
you can see her die in the movie house of wax...
the movie sucks but its worth to watch her die in it

Stupid movie, quality gore. And ya, the scene where she dies is pretty sweet.

xNetworx 06-15-2006 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Batts
Paris Is Hot

In photos maybe. I used to think she was hot. I think she looks goofy now and she is annoying.

SgtStrider 06-15-2006 06:47 PM

shes already fucking brain dead... "Like, thats Hot"....Stupid

2HousePlague 06-15-2006 06:49 PM

http://pornacre.com/images/images/1010.jpg

:winkwink:

2hp

BusterBunny 06-15-2006 06:49 PM

i'd hit her corpse...

Pure Evil 06-15-2006 06:49 PM

to be honest, i dont really care how it happens as long as she does die. i think i would probably even pay to watch it

Zarathustra 06-15-2006 06:51 PM

Bukakke drowning maybe?

evildick 06-15-2006 06:54 PM

I don't wish death upon her, but I'd like to see her duel Lindsay Lohan in a WWE style ladder match. The pay per view money would be insane.

Bdiddy 06-15-2006 06:56 PM

I wouldn't miss her. But i wish nothing bad upon somebody

reynold 06-15-2006 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zarathustra
Bukakke drowning maybe?


Oh my Gawd! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

J. Falcon 06-15-2006 08:10 PM

Anyway possible.

webcrawler 06-15-2006 08:37 PM

Too much hatred, why so? I'd still hit that bitch 3 times.

Spunky 06-15-2006 08:38 PM

I never thought about it.I think she's hot

xNetworx 06-15-2006 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by webcrawler
Too much hatred, why so?

Hmmm... well lets see here:

#1. She is shoved in my face every time I watch TV or open a magazine

#2. She is a horrible role model for many impressionable teenage girls

#3. She has no visible talent other than being extremely stupid

#4. She represents greed, materialism, selfishness and shallowness

#5. She is more famous than me :upsidedow

Jason 06-15-2006 08:54 PM

http://www.suburbias.com/di/ly/dilyrichard.htm

If you know this song.. you are truly punk rock.

RICHARD HUNG HIMSELF

Needles were stabbed in to the walls
The executioner's cutain call
Fighting back he found his life drowning
And there was no way up
Cuz Richard hung himself, Richard humg himself
It happened just the other day
Jesus come and pushed him off the shelf
He thought he'd find a better way than
Stealing and slamming and maiming and ramming
The death who wears black curtains
wears clothes what's right
The roof kicked out the road tie the rafters
A clinking of his chair and he's all through
If Richie only knew
Cuz Richard humg himself, Richard hung himself
It happened just the other day
Jesus come and push him off the shelf
He thought he found a better way
His life suddenly flashed right before his eyes
What a swingin' guy
Turnin' grey with mold, yuck
This is how he died
Give it up, give it up, throw it all away
Boiling acid bath
Polminary wrath
Feel the pulling surge
It won't let you go
Throw it all away, throw it all away,
Throw it all a, throw it all a,
Throw it all away
Swingin' in his room Richard won't come out to play
Cuz Richie hung himself the other day
Oh how the world seems to fly by
His death the final high
Cuz Richard humg himself, Richard hung himself
It happened just the other day
Jesus come and push him off the shelf
He thought he found a better way by
Stealing and tearing and ripping and
slamming and tripping and scoring and
laughing and laughing and screaming and
hurting and tearing and being and
taking the body goodbye to you Richard
I gotta get out
What do I do? Die
Richard hung himself

L-Pink 06-15-2006 08:54 PM

Choking on my chowder ... :love2suck

Mr. Romance 06-15-2006 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpporn
I personally would think it would be awesome if she got hit head on by a cement truck while driving drunk/on cocaine.


Dave????? Well for Paris or anyone, I would want a peaceful death.....


Mr. Romance

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 06-15-2006 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smutx
you can see her die in the movie house of wax...
the movie sucks but its worth to watch her die in it

and by far the best part of the movie :thumbsup

Pornwolf 06-15-2006 10:27 PM

I would hate to wish that on her but I would like to hit it first before she goes.

madawgz 06-15-2006 10:32 PM

hmmmm, i guess id like to see her hit by a truck too :1orglaugh

he-fox 06-15-2006 10:44 PM

Forgotten. I'd like that no one ever remembers her. She's the worst media nightmare.

notabook 06-15-2006 10:46 PM

I think it would be cool for Paris Hilton to have a starring role in Final Destination 4, and for her to 'accidently' really be killed on the set. Neat.

sweetgirl2006 06-15-2006 10:49 PM

i like to see her die the way she was in house of wax.

Relish XXX 06-15-2006 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

Bollocks they come back in Superman 2 and have super powers.

Jakke PNG 06-15-2006 10:50 PM

Obesity. Yeah, that'd rock. Hearth failure because she becomes so fat.

ScReAmH2O 06-15-2006 10:52 PM

I agree All the way Lol paris Needs to die but let me do her once before lol :thumbsup

PussyTeenies 06-15-2006 11:15 PM

no
noone deserves to die

ScReAmH2O 06-15-2006 11:21 PM

Lol sorry Your right she should be paralyzed

Magix 06-15-2006 11:39 PM

overfucked and she die in fucking agony of overfuckig :)) bukkake anal, oral every shit involved :))

iWeb_Iya 06-16-2006 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BluewireBrian
I wouldn't miss her. But i wish nothing bad upon somebody

Same here.:) :upsidedow :)

he-fox 06-16-2006 01:51 AM

mauled by Tinkerbell

sicone 06-16-2006 02:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smutx
you can see her die in the movie house of wax...
the movie sucks but its worth to watch her die in it

:thumbsup :thumbsup

Pornwolf 06-16-2006 02:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by he-fox
mauled by Tinkerbell

Poetic justice.

Libertine 06-16-2006 02:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jason
http://www.suburbias.com/di/ly/dilyrichard.htm

If you know this song.. you are truly punk rock.

RICHARD HUNG HIMSELF

Cool. I'm truly punk rock :glugglug

Malicious Biz 06-16-2006 02:47 AM

I'd love to see her die at the business end of a rusty fork

bellskids 06-16-2006 02:54 AM

i like her house of wax death scene. very satisfying to watch. that movie is also the only time ive ever seen her ass looking good think it was a body double?


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