Dude I am fucking drunk!
 

Installed linux on my system :(

Drank a good fifth of Beam
and 5 liters of wine

18 pack of Cooooors


I'm from Oklahoma so gotta say it right

Now them Russian chicks are lookin good

Beam is good.

You are Fat too

At 55, I'm way past being impressed or amused by people announcing they are drunk. Hopefully, you'll figure things out before you are 55 and have to look back on a wasted life with an indefinable sense of loss.

Fuckin A t Dude!

Why do you think I CHASE RUSSIAN CHICKS?

You point out your age like its a means to judge intelligence...

Maybe people start out wise and get foolish. Experience (and actuarial tables from the insurance companies) seems to stress the opposite.

Oh, and if there's wisdom in being drunk, you forgot to mention it.

i hope im not bitter when i get old

Oh you fuckers man lol cant even get drunk round here

Hey Russian Chicks Rule !!!!!!!!!!!!

Hopefully, you'll figure things out before you are 55 and have to look back on a wasted life with an indefinable sense of longing for the good old days when you could do such delightful shit.
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At 45 I don't

But I still think it's a good idea for anyone under 30


knock back another box of wine and go fuck a sheep!

I am 20 and I agree....... Congratulations on getting drunk, didnt realize it took skill

I just got very sick so :(

Fuck and Im 34 I know better than this :(

Some people are idiots no matter how old they are, and their opinions grow as their personality does, and it shows.

As for insurance tables, this would also state that women are better drivers than men, so you cannot base comments on what your insurance salesman tells you your rate is based on your age, does that mean a student with an A drives better than a student with a D? Insurance gives discounts for many irrelevant things...

I didnt say there was any wisdom in being drunk, being an AA member I know the value of going without a drink, as hard as the first 30 were. but it has been 2 years, and at half your age I can say i dont really regret drinking the way I did , if anything what I went through made me grow up a tad bit sooner than some of my friends, whom are still "wasting away..."

I think you should share your knowledge instead of trying to put younger people in their place... it would come off different. Cant you see how bitter you sound? Or did you wake up from a 30 year binge and want to take it out on those who are still destroying their lives? Be part of the solution man instead of a grumpy old problem...

I know of more than 10 people who have died from drugs in the last 10 years of my life, that is experience.

:2 cents:

Weak ass mother fuckers dont post :(

FUCK Y'ALL

OK U MONKEY SPANKERS!

2.5 years...
I'm @ 13
Good for you.
It's been good for me too.

Keep your soberity, and your sense of humor.



:thumbsup

I wonder how many clean and sober jack asses there are on this board?

so far I know of 2..

Hey Party Time Come On!

Sorry Fletch XXX.

I wasn't calling you a jack ass.
Just a general statement about all of us:)

hehehe no prob...

Get over it is this GFY or FOX News?

Fat Dave.


I like you.

I'm still trying to figure out which is more difficult:

being responsible or being hungover.

nah but my party days seem to be behind me. the wild ones anyhow. blah

Fuck it you KN OW LEFT is right

WHATS WRONG WITH BEING FAT?

I'm pushing 400
and I'm dead sexy!


Want a twinkey

The best way to avoid that is to avoid doing stupid things you regret later on. I have a nice 27 year old daughter as a legacy, not a stack of drunk driving tickets and a couple innocent people I put underground by driving drunk.

POLITICS ON LENSMANS BOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'M TOO SEXY AND TO THE LEFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If I'm bitter, which I'm not, it would be about all the damage that's done by people thinking it's cool to drink, cool to get high on hard drugs, cool to live life as though no one were in it but you.

Perhaps your drinking experiences helped you grow because you overcame them. Just count your lucky stars you didn't run down a kid crossing the street or cross the center line and hit a van full of kids coming home from band practice.

Even though you grew, as you evidently did, you can't really think that taking all those risks with the health of yourself and others was a good thing.

Whoaaa did the Grinch steal your Xmas? Cheer up and chug some Geritol.

BTW I'm Drunk.

just got back from the padres game, and im hammered


18 beers aint shit




=)

Only fools drink.

I used to drink then I became an adult and put away childish things.

i couldnt see the joy on going on the computer drunk. i've done it before getting home drunk from the bar and it take forever just to type a sentence after correcting your mistakes. i've never seen any joy in staying home in getting drunk.