Lioness in zoo kills man
 

Lioness in zoo kills man who invoked God
Mon Jun 5, 8:31 AM ET

KIEV (Reuters) - A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to death by a lioness in Kiev zoo after he crept into the animal's enclosure, a zoo official said on Monday.

"The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions," the official said. "A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery."

The incident, Sunday evening when the zoo was packed with visitors, was the first of its kind at the attraction. Lions and tigers are kept in an "animal island" protected by thick concrete blocks.

DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS
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ROFL... religious nuts never fail to amuse do they? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Good. The asshole deserved it...

And the lionesses prayer for dinner was answered.

The lion god beats the human one apparantly. ;)

Score one for the kitties! Hahaha, what an idiot!

lion did nothing wrong at all. the man disturbed the lion, the lion did want to be there, not her fault, i hope nothing happens to her.

shit happens

what an idiot

shit happens

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I would have posted a timeline picture if you didn't pay me to post, lol!:winkwink: :winkwink:

I wonder what was going through his mind when the lion jumped on him. "oh shit there is no god " "oh shit I'm going to die " " oh fuck I'm a dumb ass":1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Man: God will save me, if he exists

GOD: O'RLY? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh



Thou shalt not tempt thy Lord. :winkwink:

sometimes God is just having a bad day and feels like being a dick.

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For some reason... I like this as an answer :1orglaugh :thumbsup

1 retard down, 99931231454782587 to go.

haha what an idiot

i remeber this thread.
i think he played with God.

God absolutely didn't have to safe him. That was his destiny.

That's pretty funny lol

At least he was kind enough to answer the question of whether or not there's a god.

talk about owned

LOL. Sad news though, can you imagine having your kids at the zoo that day to witness that.

PROOF that GOD does not exist.

hehehe...sometimes man can really be stupid

old news... :upsidedow

damn what a fool

Saw this one on the news, he sure is damn crazy.

would be a good life lesson for them. :thumbsup

"And that, children, is why we don't fuck with lions. Any questions?"

What a dumb fucking crazy idiot. He asked for it, he got it.

Retard people!

Some people are really retarded...

Egomancer

LOL moron. God they just keep coming don't they.....

the lions den is no place for a man...

Mr. Romance

This has been reported here a week ago..

Doh..what a fucking tool

One less idiot

i thought i was rong, but i remeber that too:Oh crap

Wow Lol that blows ALOT lol

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