I hope EVERY employee of Chase Bank gets stomach cancer and dies screaming in agony.
 

I just called the branch manager a cunt and closed my account.



I just used my Epass card in the lobby ATM and like a dumbass left it in the fucking machine. About FIVE FUCKING MINUTES later I reallized what I'd done and went back to the bank.

The filthy fucking gash would NOT give it back to me and destroyed it. She said that it was policy even though I bank there.

That's fucking insane. This same shit happened to me a few months ago at another bank and all I had to do was fill out some paperwork and immediately got it back.

Anyway I closed my account on the spot and you could tell the stupid slut was wishing she'd maybe waited til the manager got in before grabbing the scissors.

My exact words were: "You're a stupid cunt and how do I get my money out of this fucking shithole bank?"





Great start to the day.

That's pathetic. If that happened at my bank they'd just give me a call and tell me to come pick it up. Even had the bank manager come chasing after my truck one day in the parking lot because I left my bank card sitting on the table in the bank. (I have the early stages of Alzheimer's I think)

What banks are open this early?

It's ten til 9 here dude.



Anyway I just called Epass and they are sorting me with a new card.

Im sure it bank policy, not much you can do.

Very kafkaesque thread title.

Policy my ass.



If I'd have been wearing a suit and tie, or was some pretty little bitch, that fucking cunt would have been bending over backwards to help me out.

I'm scruffy and she didnt comprehend how much money I make until she saw my info as I was closing out my account. I'm sure at that point she started having second thoughts.

no actions justify such thread titles

I hate fucking banks. I would have done exactly what you did.

Chase Bank just has to have a decent employee or so:upsidedow

change the bank.
such thing never happened to. When my card eat the machine, i went to the office and had anothre one in 1 minute

and don't curse! It returns!