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Funny... But may be true! OR why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
>No Jesus
> >No Christmas > >No television > >No cheerleaders > >No baseball > >No football > >No hockey > >No golf > >No tailgate parties > >No Wal-Mart > >No Home Depot > >No pork BBQ > >No hot dogs > >No burgers > >No chocolate chip cookies ! > >? No lobster > >No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks > >No gumbo > >No jambalaya > >No Beer > >Rags for clothes and towels for hats. > >Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are >no doctors. > >Constant wailing from the guy in the tower. > >More than one wife. > >You can't shave. > >Your wives can't shave. > >You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning >camel dung. > >The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times. > >Your bride is picked by someone else. > >She smells just like your donkey. > >But your donkey has a better disposition. > >Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better! > >I mean, really, is there a mystery here? |
14virgins waiting for you in heaven if you do it
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Bullshit Exactly. someone just using uneducated people, thats all about Terorizm.
btw. we don't hav Belief like that 13 Virgins are waiting or 40 virgins are waiting at heaven; its a Shia Muslims Belief i thing, not Sunnis or other. in Addition we hav accepting jesus; even all prophets. |
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I should have guessed that after reading your posts about Asia Carrera. |
btw. don't forget that; many Muslim Countrys are poor, if you don't hav anything; you can do everything.
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nah, I think its the smell from under that berka that sends them off to a better place.:1orglaugh
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seriously..how can you be muslim and sell porn? if you are muslim fine..no problem with it..but keep your religious beliefs to yourself...religion is like a cancer on the human people |
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you are right because i'm Muslim. you are wrong because when i was posting about Asia; its my personel idea about morality. so i don't want to Change subject, let's go back to real subject Please. |
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lets see them drive a Benz.:1orglaugh |
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It's all about the ideology called Islam. Stop the ideology; stop the terrorism. |
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:) my Country is Turkiye & we hav democracy; people can do what they want. |
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firstly they don't know theyer rilegen exactly maybe. cause like any rilegen even inside of Islam susite is a big sin. in addition if they would be Clever Enough; they could thing that harm not to enemys of Muslims or enemys or Human; they gave a best harm to Muslims. thing about it; if they didn't do this Crime; why some of you would call us as terorists or why i hav to explane somethings here about that. i'm Muslim; however you can call me number one of terrorist hater; i don't give a fuck this terorists are Muslims, Cristians, Judist or what. basic reality; Terorists are terorists. |
You lost me at the first line.
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organized religion can lick my balls
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News flash:
When it's over, the lights go out and your worm food. There is no super human floating in the clouds with your dog spot that got hit by a car when you were 10. Gramma's not there waiting with cookies and a brand new hip. You might as well worship the Easter Bunny.....like I do, because he is REAL! |
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Here's a tip for you, if you want to get a rise from me show more creativity in your insults, and don't end your post with a smilie. I mean I just have a hard time taking your posts seriously. Keep trying though - it's the only way you're going to get better. |
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