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calibra 06-14-2006 07:19 AM

Funny... But may be true! OR why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
 
>No Jesus
>
>No Christmas
>
>No television
>
>No cheerleaders
>
>No baseball
>
>No football
>
>No hockey
>
>No golf
>
>No tailgate parties
>
>No Wal-Mart
>
>No Home Depot
>
>No pork BBQ
>
>No hot dogs
>
>No burgers
>
>No chocolate chip cookies !
>
>? No lobster
>
>No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
>
>No gumbo
>
>No jambalaya
>
>No Beer
>
>Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
>
>Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are
>no doctors.
>
>Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
>
>More than one wife.
>
>You can't shave.
>
>Your wives can't shave.
>
>You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning
>camel dung.
>
>The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
>
>Your bride is picked by someone else.
>
>She smells just like your donkey.
>
>But your donkey has a better disposition.
>
>Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
>
>I mean, really, is there a mystery here?

gangbangjoe 06-14-2006 07:24 AM

14virgins waiting for you in heaven if you do it

AtlantisCash 06-14-2006 07:48 AM

Bullshit Exactly. someone just using uneducated people, thats all about Terorizm.
btw. we don't hav Belief like that 13 Virgins are waiting or 40 virgins are waiting at heaven; its a Shia Muslims Belief i thing, not Sunnis or other.
in Addition we hav accepting jesus; even all prophets.

Anthony 06-14-2006 07:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AtlantisCash
Bullshit Exactly. someone just using uneducated people, thats all about Terorizm.
btw. we don't hav Belief like that 13 Virgins are waiting or 40 virgins are waiting at heaven; its a Shia Muslims Belief i thing, not Sunnis or other.
in Addition we hav accepting jesus; even all prophets.

You are muslim?

I should have guessed that after reading your posts about Asia Carrera.

AtlantisCash 06-14-2006 07:53 AM

btw. don't forget that; many Muslim Countrys are poor, if you don't hav anything; you can do everything.

12clicks 06-14-2006 07:54 AM

nah, I think its the smell from under that berka that sends them off to a better place.:1orglaugh

Phoenix 06-14-2006 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AtlantisCash
Bullshit Exactly. someone just using uneducated people, thats all about Terorizm.
btw. we don't hav Belief like that 13 Virgins are waiting or 40 virgins are waiting at heaven; its a Shia Muslims Belief i thing, not Sunnis or other.
in Addition we hav accepting jesus; even all prophets.


seriously..how can you be muslim and sell porn?

if you are muslim fine..no problem with it..but keep your religious beliefs to yourself...religion is like a cancer on the human people

GrannyDollars 06-14-2006 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AtlantisCash
Bullshit Exactly. someone just using uneducated people, thats all about Terorizm.
btw. we don't hav Belief like that 13 Virgins are waiting or 40 virgins are waiting at heaven; its a Shia Muslims Belief i thing, not Sunnis or other.
in Addition we hav accepting jesus; even all prophets.

What in the fuck are you talking about?

AtlantisCash 06-14-2006 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony
You are muslim?

I should have guessed that after reading your posts about Asia Carrera.


you are right because i'm Muslim.
you are wrong because when i was posting about Asia; its my personel idea about morality. so i don't want to Change subject, let's go back to real subject Please.

12clicks 06-14-2006 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AtlantisCash
btw. don't forget that; many Muslim Countrys are poor, if you don't hav anything; you can do everything.

really?
lets see them drive a Benz.:1orglaugh

GrannyDollars 06-14-2006 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by 12clicks
really?
lets see them drive a Benz.:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Lazonby 06-14-2006 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AtlantisCash
Bullshit Exactly. someone just using uneducated people, thats all about Terorizm.
btw. we don't hav Belief like that 13 Virgins are waiting or 40 virgins are waiting at heaven; its a Shia Muslims Belief i thing, not Sunnis or other.
in Addition we hav accepting jesus; even all prophets.

How odd. I wonder why it was then that the 19 hijackers on 911 were all university educated and from 'well to do' families. Studies since then have shown that there is no correlation between Islamic terrorism and poverty.

It's all about the ideology called Islam. Stop the ideology; stop the terrorism.

AtlantisCash 06-14-2006 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix
seriously..how can you be muslim and sell porn?

if you are muslim fine..no problem with it..but keep your religious beliefs to yourself...religion is like a cancer on the human people

i don't thing any Rilegen Supports Porn, maybe we could say its my personel sin, however everybody hav a cause for do something.
:)
my Country is Turkiye & we hav democracy; people can do what they want.

Fetish Gimp 06-14-2006 08:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lazonby
It's all about the ideology called Islam. Stop the ideology; stop the terrorism.

All forms of extremism, be they Islamic, Christian, or Star Wars related, are fucking retarded.

AtlantisCash 06-14-2006 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lazonby
How odd. I wonder why it was then that the 19 hijackers on 911 were all university educated and from 'well to do' families. Studies since
then have shown that there is no correlation between Islamic terrorism and poverty.

It's all about the ideology called Islam. Stop the ideology; stop the terrorism.

do you thing when people go to Univercity; they saved then ignorants?
firstly they don't know theyer rilegen exactly maybe.
cause like any rilegen even inside of Islam susite is a big sin.
in addition if they would be Clever Enough; they could thing that harm not to enemys of Muslims or enemys or Human; they gave a best harm to Muslims.
thing about it; if they didn't do this Crime; why some of you would call us as terorists or why i hav to explane somethings here about that.
i'm Muslim; however you can call me number one of terrorist hater; i don't give a fuck this terorists are Muslims, Cristians, Judist or what.
basic reality; Terorists are terorists.

coolegg2 06-14-2006 09:39 AM

You lost me at the first line.

Quote:

Originally Posted by calibra
>No Jesus


rip raster 06-14-2006 09:55 AM

organized religion can lick my balls

Shok 06-14-2006 10:00 AM

News flash:


When it's over, the lights go out and your worm food.

There is no super human floating in the clouds with your dog spot that got hit by a car when you were 10.
Gramma's not there waiting with cookies and a brand new hip.

You might as well worship the Easter Bunny.....like I do, because he is REAL!

stickyfingerz 06-14-2006 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by coolegg2
You lost me at the first line.

Ive noticed this is a trend with you. You cant seem to follow a simple concept. :winkwink:

coolegg2 06-14-2006 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerzdotnet
Ive noticed this is a trend with you. You cant seem to follow a simple concept. :winkwink:

Still bitter about the drubbing I gave you last night I see.

Here's a tip for you, if you want to get a rise from me show more creativity in your insults, and don't end your post with a smilie. I mean I just have a hard time taking your posts seriously. Keep trying though - it's the only way you're going to get better.


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