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selena 06-13-2006 07:42 PM

How the fuck do you get rid of johnson grass?
 
I have this weed that is popping up all over my yard. The best I can identify it from the web, it is johnson grass. I have round-up'ed the shit out of it, and it's not totally wiping it out.

Any suggestions?

babsy 06-13-2006 07:44 PM

Agent Orange. My old man visited a place where an Agent Orange factory once stood, and even ten years after it had been demolished, not a single blade of grass grew anywhere on that land. Absolutely nothing. Awesome stuff for use in the garden.

L-Pink 06-13-2006 07:45 PM

"Scotts" will have something.



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Grapesoda 06-13-2006 08:19 PM

use nikson?

I'm a sig whore 06-13-2006 08:22 PM

theres some shit called weed and feed. i for get who makes it, but it worked wonders on my grass.

The Truth Hurts 06-13-2006 08:22 PM

i clicked this thread thinking "johnson grass" was a euphemism for a hairy cock...

L-Pink 06-13-2006 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Truth Hurts
i clicked this thread thinking "johnson grass" was a euphemism for a hairy cock...


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

ronbotx 06-13-2006 08:28 PM

As usual, people here are clueless.

Normal broadleaf weed killers will not work. Ask for "MSMA" grassy weed killer. Comes in several brands. Apply in hot weather preferably. You may have to reapply for complete kill.

Fizzgig 06-13-2006 08:29 PM

If you have grass growing on your Johnson you should probably see a doctor, fast!

selena 06-14-2006 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Truth Hurts
i clicked this thread thinking "johnson grass" was a euphemism for a hairy cock...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh


Quote:

Originally Posted by ronbotx
As usual, people here are clueless.

Normal broadleaf weed killers will not work. Ask for "MSMA" grassy weed killer. Comes in several brands. Apply in hot weather preferably. You may have to reapply for complete kill.

I will get some of this stuff. Those weeds are driving me nuts. On top of rapidly multiplying out front, it is working on choking out one of my flower beds.

Thanks so much! :)

Wizzo 06-14-2006 12:01 PM

gasoline will kill it dead! :pimp


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