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Jarmusch 06-13-2006 08:52 AM

Shakira is overated
 
Yup, she sounds like she has a bad cold most of the time with her nostrils all clogged up with thick gooey stuff. Also she has the most lifeless eyes ever, like dead deer eyes, the bitch looks dead I tell you. The only thing she has going for her is her hips, but even that ain't nothing out of this world.

How she's at the top of the charts most of the time is beyond me.

:2 cents:

MetaMan 06-13-2006 08:52 AM

let me guess you like artists like james blunt or some crappy rock group, faggot.

Jarmusch 06-13-2006 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan
let me guess you like artists like james blunt or some crappy rock group, faggot.

I fucking hate him actually.

v4 media 06-13-2006 08:57 AM

Watch her live concerts.. turn the sound down if you dont like her voice.. she's one sexy lil' gal

Twisted Dave 06-13-2006 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan
let me guess you like artists like james blunt or some crappy rock group, faggot.

So you prefer some pop girl over a rock group? I'm more of a rock fan myself. James Blunt can suck someones cock for all I care, but don't bring rock into it man ... Shakira ain't exactly hardcore ....

Jill_J 06-13-2006 09:59 AM

Well, probably you listened just a few songs 'cause if you listen more you should notice that she changes her voice while singing.
And she has a beautiful eyes, her face reminds me a child. In general she looks pure, natural and hot all together.
I won't say she's the best singer but she's nice and pretty original on the world music scene.

teg0 06-13-2006 10:01 AM

Maybe a little, but she is still one hot shorty. even hotter when she isn't sporting the blonde hair and goes natural.

WebairGerard 06-13-2006 10:04 AM

yeah but she has a great ass! :thumbsup

LittleSassy 06-13-2006 10:06 AM

I dont Shakira's overated. She's really talented and her dance are so sexy

fuzebox 06-13-2006 10:09 AM

Have you seen any of her spanish videos?

xNetworx 06-13-2006 10:13 AM

She has some of the most annoying songs I have ever heard... if I had to listen to her songs for 3 days straight I would commit suicide after 15 minutes

BAKO 06-13-2006 10:17 AM

Her Hips Dont Lie

Shok 06-13-2006 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch
Yup, she sounds like she has a bad cold most of the time with her nostrils all clogged up with thick gooey stuff. Also she has the most lifeless eyes ever, like dead deer eyes, the bitch looks dead I tell you. The only thing she has going for her is her hips, but even that ain't nothing out of this world.

How she's at the top of the charts most of the time is beyond me.

:2 cents:



This is how it works when you sell your soul to satan.
When her time is up, she needs someone like George Burns or John Denver to come in and get it back.

Ive seen it happen a million times.

Too bad those guys are already dead though.

tradermcduck 06-13-2006 10:25 AM

http://www.shakira.com/toursplash/im...in-shakira.jpg


I love Shakira :-)


Her new song 'Hips don't lie' sucks though - her old songs are good...

escorpio 06-13-2006 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox
Have you seen any of her spanish videos?

Yeah, "Si Te Vas" was the first video I ever saw and I've been crazy about her ever since.

sicone 06-13-2006 10:26 AM

I dont know about overated....

http://www.cancionerolatino.com.ar/shakira/fotos/00.jpg

http://gfx.download-by.net/screen/15...reen-saver.jpg

but I do know I would hit that shit 2 times

tradermcduck 06-13-2006 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio
Yeah, "Si Te Vas" was the first video I ever saw and I've been crazy about her ever since.

That song rocks :thumbsup

escorpio 06-13-2006 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tradermcduck
That song rocks :thumbsup

The entire "Donde Estan Los Ladrones" album rocks. :thumbsup

http://staticfiends.com/photos/album...a_nice_ass.jpg

Got Porn? 06-13-2006 11:02 AM

http://cdn.maximonline.com/girls/sha...kira-gm_l4.jpg
http://cdn.maximonline.com/girls/sha...kira-gm_l3.jpg

I'd tap that ass!

MaddCaz 06-13-2006 11:03 AM

no arguments there

Jarmusch 06-13-2006 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sicone

Wow I didn't know she was soo flat chested. :Oh crap

sweetgirl2006 06-13-2006 12:30 PM

she not that overated, i just don't like her lol..

I'm a sig whore 06-13-2006 12:30 PM

what is there not to like.

http://www.tiscali.nl/images/0/4/shakira.jpg

Pornwolf 06-13-2006 12:32 PM

She can't sing in English but she sounds really good in spanish. But it doesn't matter, I don't listen to her music anyway... I just watch her move.

OG LennyT 06-13-2006 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WWC-Bako
Her Hips Dont Lie

exactly :thumbsup

xclusive 06-13-2006 12:41 PM

You're super gay

Mr. Romance 06-13-2006 12:42 PM

I saw a show about her and i actually kind of like her style...and her humps

Mr. Romance

nico-t 06-13-2006 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WWC-Bako
Her Hips Dont Lie

and thats a fact :thumbsup

BluewireAngie 06-13-2006 12:56 PM

I like her booty moves!!!! :thumbsup

fuzebox 06-13-2006 12:57 PM

I always get all emotional during the "No" video...

RogerV7 06-13-2006 12:58 PM

dman men pull your self together. if this over rated then i don't what is not. she is pure ad she is good.

damn she is hot

dynastoned 06-13-2006 01:01 PM

shakira is a goddess fuck the rest.

babedirect 06-13-2006 01:03 PM

I think most of her male audience isn't to interested in her voice, if you know what i mean

czarina 06-13-2006 01:07 PM

She is very sexy. And I love it when she sings in egyptian arabic/french

Jarmusch 06-13-2006 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WWC-Bako
Her Hips Dont Lie

Bullshit.

madawgz 06-13-2006 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan
let me guess you like artists like james blunt or some crappy rock group, faggot.

i cant stand james blunt :disgust

DutchTeenCash 06-13-2006 02:31 PM

shes hot

hot vids hot chick

reynold 06-13-2006 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch
Yup, she sounds like she has a bad cold most of the time with her nostrils all clogged up with thick gooey stuff. Also she has the most lifeless eyes ever, like dead deer eyes, the bitch looks dead I tell you. The only thing she has going for her is her hips, but even that ain't nothing out of this world.

How she's at the top of the charts most of the time is beyond me.

:2 cents:

C'mon dude, when are you gonna learn to appreciate the girl's tight ass?! :pimp

Tdog 06-13-2006 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by v4 media
Watch her live concerts.. turn the sound down if you dont like her voice.. she's one sexy lil' gal

yes, I second that.

Spunky 06-13-2006 08:11 PM

She does nothing for me..I agree..way over rated

iWeb_Iya 06-14-2006 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BluewireAngie
I like her booty moves!!!! :thumbsup

Her booty rocks! :thumbsup :1orglaugh :thumbsup

cadillacking 06-14-2006 07:49 PM

I'd hit it. :thumbsup I also like the music, but my taste isn't the best so who knows.

SAM SIYC 06-14-2006 08:01 PM

:jerkoff

euh....yeah....she's ok! not bad

:jerkoff :jerkoff :jerkoff :jerkoff

MaddCaz 06-14-2006 08:01 PM

I'd still pound twat tho

MaddCaz 06-14-2006 08:02 PM

I'd still pound twat tho

MaddCaz 06-14-2006 08:52 PM

dry hump!


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