Watching the USA play yesterday, I noticed something
 

YOU ARE TRULY CRAP.

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but who said we were good?

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And no one here gives a flying fuck. :)

I think most of them knew that anyway.



( i won't mention the Scotland team)

No one really cares though :p

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I'm not sure who you're talking to. Do any of the players post here? :upsidedow

DUH, what's new

Exactly, the mentality down there is "it only matters if we are good at it."
I'm sure that would change real quick if you won ;)

If it were not for GFY, I'd have no idea the world cup was even happening. That's how much we in America care about it.

I dont care

Nope, it's a world sport. The US is already the best country in the world in everything we do, so we don't need to settle anything over a sporting match. Win or lose, we are still #1. That's why nobody here cares about it.

Pfft. That is just lame. I´m not touching this thread with a 70 foot pole now.

And how is your team doing BTW?

Its a great mystery why soccer is the world's number one sport outside of the United States and despite enormous investment in leagues and even hosting the World Cup, they can't get Americans interested in watching it.

So I have a few ideas about minor changes that could be made to the game to appeal more to Americans:

Stop the game every 3 minutes to prevent the American audience feeling deprived of advertisements.

Stopping the game every three minutes has the additional advantage of allowing fat people and enormous genetic freaks to play

Dress the players in skin tight spandex pants

Everytime the play restarts have the players bend over and shove their asses in the air.

A free kick can only start by one player bending over in his tight spandex pants and another player behind him with his face right up to his ass.

Make each goal worth "7 points" so a score of 3:2 would become the much more exciting result of 21:14

you are shinning example of typical US stupidity
you are so fucking far from being world # 1 that you can't even imagine

Some of that was pretty funny ......

Damn, now you're gonna have Webby and I arguing all day again. (I agree by-the-way)

no shit sherlock

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straight and to the point
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what US playing has to do with us?

soccer = really gay sport

In what are you #1 Besides spending money on useless wars?

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Maybe because they like everything bigger?

Nothing brings out retarded displays of nationalism like soccer, except the Olympics.

hahahaha nice post hooligan

"we" in america? not everyone is arrogant as you. Its a pitty you arrogant people are bringing down a great nation.

And the Olympics aren't as much fun without the old Russia around.

It's true, though, and it's not about arrogance. In the US, SOCCER is something kids do, except for a tiny but vocal minority. And they are wackos just like the Christians, with their soccer ball stickers on their cars and their constant evangelism of something stupid.

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nice work

kids didnt used to do it though did they. its something thats growing and growing.

anything starts with fanatics, then moves onto kids.

When it comes to teamwork the US has never been good.
Hockey, soccer, whatever that requires you to play together with others...

Kids in the US have ALWAYS played soccer at the YMCA, parish soccer, etc.

heh, some of you reading this may think he's exagerating, but he's not. adults that are into soccer here get completely enthused over it and almost no one else at all cares about the sport in the least. those that do will put those little soccer ball stickers on a brand new $50k+ automobile :1orglaugh

maybe it has something to do with that rule about not using your hands during the game, I always found that a little strange

Except for baseball, football, basketball... you failed to mention actual sports.

In the US, Soccer is played by the kids who couldn't handle playing football. It's probably the 6th or 7th most popular sport here.

From 2nd-6th grade soccer was everything.
We loved it.

By the time we get to highschool, only the homos and tree huggers are still playing.


Kind of like the tour defrance
The world gets so excited about it, but really most of us quit riding bicycles when we were 13 or 14.

100% true.

Baseball and football is only being played in the US, ofcourse there are a few other countries who actully have theese sports also but..... Put them together and they arent even near the amount of total players & fans that ONLY soccer has..

/ einstein

I realized that soccer is not for usa

sorry i interrupt: what is the difference between soccer and football?
when i was in Baltimore and met children from american school, i said that i played football. They didn't understand at first and then said: A! soccer!

ROFL !! :1orglaugh

'american football' is something more like rugby, the ball is thrown and carried with the hands, only kicked at the start of a play once, and opponents tackle one another (try to knock each other to the ground)