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srikanth79 05-27-2002 01:46 PM

web design
 
Hi,

Get a 5 page tour and 2 animated/flash banners for $500.check http://www.pixelz.net/srikanth/julie/JULIET3.html for sample.

thanks,
srikanth
ICQ # 117379436

Amputate Your Head 05-27-2002 01:47 PM

you again? :eek7

http://www.opticalamplitude.com/stuff/slimjim.gif

Fletch XXX 05-27-2002 01:49 PM

mmmm blinking gifs.

g33k 05-27-2002 01:50 PM

that was quite possibly the ugliest bitch on the design that i have ever seen

Amputate Your Head 05-27-2002 01:51 PM

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Originally posted by g33k
that was quite possibly the ugliest bitch on the design that i have ever seen
no shit.... got the full mongoloid forehead thing goin' on there....

DrewKole 05-27-2002 01:54 PM

Uhh... lol? I think you left off some decimal places there bud... $500 for that? WTF are you thinking?!

poolie 05-27-2002 02:01 PM

:Oh crap

NzDesignz 05-27-2002 02:03 PM

Srikanth79: I suggest you enter the competition if you think that your designs are worth the $500, then you will see what you are up against.

Good luck :winkwink:

TDF 05-27-2002 02:13 PM

is thata noose around her neck?? is she trying to kill herself to save herself from that ugly tour?

NzDesignz 05-27-2002 02:22 PM

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Originally posted by toodamnfli
is thata noose around her neck?? is she trying to kill herself to save herself from that ugly tour?
:1orglaugh

Tipsy 05-27-2002 02:37 PM

Now let's see....prolly 1/2 a day or so to knock up a 5 page tour that looks as good(bad?) as that and 45mins tops for the flash banners....so....a little over half a days work for $500. Hmmmm...working current hours I could make $365k a year doing that. Time for a career change I think.

Good grief :321GFY

Pete 05-27-2002 05:24 PM

Or....you can talk to Amp and get a site that looks good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kmanrox 05-27-2002 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NzDesignz
Srikanth79: I suggest you enter the competition if you think that your designs are worth the $500, then you will see what you are up against.

Good luck :winkwink:


NZDesignz: i suggest you fuck off and go find a kiddie forum you fucking scammer

NzDesignz 05-27-2002 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pete
Or....you can talk to Amp and get a site that looks good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good?

Unnnn FUUcccckkkiinnnnggg Beeelliiiieeeevvveee A Blleeee

honest the best designer on here by far.

:thumbsup

NzDesignz 05-27-2002 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox



NZDesignz: i suggest you fuck off and go find a kiddie forum you fucking scammer


:1orglaugh

foe 05-27-2002 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by g33k
that was quite possibly the ugliest bitch on the design that i have ever seen
Not the ugliest but up there on the list

foe 05-27-2002 05:39 PM

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Originally posted by kmanrox



NZDesignz: i suggest you fuck off and go find a kiddie forum you fucking scammer

Its posts like these that keep me comming back to this board :1orglaugh :1orglaugh Honestly though, why doesnt he leave?

Va2k 05-27-2002 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by g33k
that was quite possibly the ugliest bitch on the design that i have ever seen
Moor ugly then my ho's Eh?

bhutocracy 05-27-2002 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tipsy
Now let's see....prolly 1/2 a day or so to knock up a 5 page tour that looks as good(bad?) as that and 45mins tops for the flash banners....so....a little over half a days work for $500. Hmmmm...working current hours I could make $365k a year doing that. Time for a career change I think.

Good grief :321GFY

mate.. flash banners take longer than 45min... well maybe not with this person.. but.....

Va2k 05-27-2002 05:41 PM

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Originally posted by va2k

Moor ugly then my ho's Eh?

umm Sorry should of looked at the pic before asking my question. :BangBang:

Mike Semen 05-27-2002 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NzDesignz
Srikanth79: I suggest you enter the competition if you think that your designs are worth the $500, then you will see what you are up against.

Good luck :winkwink:

What the fuck is this Cunt doing back here????:BangBang:

jimmyf 05-27-2002 05:42 PM

She's not very good looking.... I'd still fuck her...

kmanrox 05-27-2002 05:44 PM

yeah mate, what he said!

Va2k 05-27-2002 05:45 PM

Btw nice splash page sorry forgot to say that million things goin in my head right now. That women is far ugly but I know ugly chicks for somereason sell 100 Times better then the cute ones <shrugs> If I needed a design I would hire you. BUT Not for $500.00 lmao maybe 250.00 for a 5 page thingy


Good luck mate
nice job :thumbsup

Tipsy 05-27-2002 05:46 PM

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Originally posted by bhutocracy


mate.. flash banners take longer than 45min... well maybe not with this person.. but.....

The quality of his banners they'd take far less than that. Either way flash banners don't take too long if you already have a good pool of iamges to grab stuff from. Depends entirely what you want from the banner. I suppose interactive stuff could take quite a bit longer.

srikanth79 05-27-2002 09:50 PM

hi All,

I appologize for spamming.I am new to adult webdesign and honestly i don't know the market price for designs here so kindly accept my appologies.kindly suggest me the changes to that page if you have a couple of minutes for me.( i will be thankfull)

Thanks and sorry again
srikanth

Va2k 05-27-2002 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by srikanth79
hi All,

I appologize for spamming.I am new to adult webdesign and honestly i don't know the market price for designs here so kindly accept my appologies.kindly suggest me the changes to that page if you have a couple of minutes for me.( i will be thankfull)

Thanks and sorry again
srikanth

Hey man we all learn some way or another. Your design is great imo I think you do good work. Price wize Think of it like this start off building cheap to build your rep up, Also alot of new people can not afford high price designs. That Is why I would not charge as much as someone else that does it. Good luck and btw


NICE to meet you
TOM

Fletch XXX 05-27-2002 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NzDesignz



:1orglaugh

Dude I can honestly say if I ever met you in real life I think id smack the fuck out of you and whoever you were with, just for the fuck of it, then make your ole lady buy me beer for the rest of the night.

Seriously, as I surf Designer listings on sites I see your fucking NZDesigns, and I know you fucking rip people off... your kind give all designers a bad name. You arent worth the cookie that sits on your computer and allows you to sign into this fucking forum you piece of shit.

Seriously... quit kissing ass and posting in design related threads you fucking scamming cunt.

srikanth79 05-27-2002 10:20 PM

Hi tom,

thanks for your words.I really felt nice after reading the reply.Well i will take your advice and cut the price to $200.or do i cut it more?Also can you please advice me where to look for work?

thanks again
srikanth

MikeEP 05-27-2002 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by srikanth79
Hi tom,

thanks for your words.I really felt nice after reading the reply.Well i will take your advice and cut the price to $200.or do i cut it more?Also can you please advice me where to look for work?

thanks again
srikanth


Sri,

One of the issues i see with your site is that it's just plain. Obviously you know how to work photoshop decently, but it's "bringing it all together" that makes a designer a good designer..in my opinion that is.

Your site is very amateur compared to whats out there. But at the same time, some of these very amateur-ish "feel" type of sites do extremely well on sales. So if that is the limit of your talent, then you may want to hit up that market in this business...and really concentrate on that market as you main source of design. Study it, get better at it, and design for it.

If i were you, i would surf around and the 1000's of adult sites out there to see how others designers "bring it all together." There are very reputable & wonderful designers on this board that i'm sure would lend a helping hand. Still though, at the same time, come up with your own style. Last thing you want to do is copy and take other peoples hard work and ideas.

Last thing to keep in mind is don't be like everyone else. After surfing hundreds of designs, you'll notice a cookie-cutter trend.....thus the reason most paysites all look the same. Sure they beautifully designed, but it's all the same boring shit.

The way to get noticed is be different and have some "vision," cause vision is seriously lacking in the business of design right now. Take all the pieces you learned, and build your own style. See it from the surfers point of view, and never follow anyones lead. Create your own path and run with it.

Just my :2 cents:

beemk 05-27-2002 11:25 PM

http://home.earthlink.net/~bmk6/cc.jpg

bhutocracy 05-27-2002 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tipsy
Depends entirely what you want from the banner.
ja :)

i didn't see his banners. no doubt they would take 15 minutes..

UnseenWorld 05-28-2002 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by foe


Not the ugliest but up there on the list

A few bucks on a make-up artist would have been money well spent, plus a personal trainer. And why put so much effort into the graphics when the photography is so lame?


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