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Has anyone seen "The Producers"?
This movie is HILLARIOUS! If you can stand musicals, I recommend it!! Reminds me of something by Monty Python.
Seriously.... 5 stars from me. |
I saw the movie - really enjoyed it!
I was in a few small musicals when I was little they where so much fun! I want to see the old "The Producers" as this was a re-make. |
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I am so bad.. when I saw the flaming directors, all I thought of was GFY. I had to come post midmovie! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh |
i tried to watch it on the way back from hawaii one time but i couldn't stand it. thought it looked funny in the previews but fuck that, 20 minutes in and i was done.
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Franz Liebkind: [Making Max and Leo take the Siegfried Oath] Raise Your right forefingers! [They do] Franz Liebkind: I solemnly svear... Leo Bloom, Max Bialystock: [Holding up their forefingers] I solemnly svear... Franz Liebkind: To obey ze Zacred Siegfried Oas... Leo Bloom, Max Bialystock: To obey ze Zacred Siegfried Oas... Franz Liebkind: Und! Max Bialystock: [Switching to his Middle Finger] Und! Leo Bloom: [Switching to his Middle Finger] Und! Franz Liebkind: [Wagging his finger] Never, Never, Never! Leo Bloom, Max Bialystock: [Flipping Frantz off] Never, Never, Never Franz Liebkind: Dishoner ze spirit und ze memory of Adolph Elizabeth Hitler Leo Bloom, Max Bialystock: Dishonor the spirit and the... Elizabeth? Franz Liebkind: Jah. Dat vas his middle name. Not many people know it, but der Führer vas descended from a long line of English qveens. [long pause] Max Bialystock: Is that right? Leo Bloom, Max Bialystock: [shrugging] Adolph ELIZABETH Hitler. |
One of the few films I saw in the cinema and bought the DVD. Good movie.
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YES! Wonderful adaptation of the stage show. I LOVED it (and I'm a huge Broadway fan).
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That movie was really awesome, unique concept and hard to pull off, it manages to do it imo.
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You know, I was kinda wary of Matthew Broderick with his whiny talk but it wore off when he got back to the office and got his balls... lol. Redeeming! :P
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The Producers was a fantastic movie, i loved it, a real feel good movie.
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HAHAHAAH OMG this movie!!!
Artist: Lyrics Song: Keep It Gay Lyrics MAX: Listen, Roger: did you get a chance yet to read Springtime for Hitler? ROGER: Read it? I devoured it! I for one, for instance, never realized that the Third Reich meant Germany. MAX: Yeah, how 'bout that? Then you'll do it? ROGER: Do it? Of course not. The theatre's so obsessed With dramas so depressed It's hard to sell a ticket on Broadway Shows should be more pretty Shows should be more witty Shows should be more... What's the word? LEO: Gay? ROGER: Exactly! No matter what you do on the stage Keep it light, keep it bright, keep it gay! Whether it's murder, mayhem or rage Don't complain, it's a pain Keep it gay! CARMEN: People want laughter when they see a show The last thing they're after's a litany of woe ROGER & CARMEN: A happy ending will pep up your play... ROGER: Oedipus won't bomb... CARMEN: If he winds up with Mom! Keep it gay! ROGER: Keep it gay... ROGER & CARMEN: Keep it gay! MAX: Couldn't agree with you more. And you have our blessings, Roger, to make Springtime for Hitler just as gay as anyone could possibly want. So, c'mon, do it for us, please. ROGER: No, sorry, Max, but it's simply not my cup of tea. Still, fair is fair, perhaps I should ask my production team what they think. This is my set designer, Bryan. BRYAN: Keep it glad, keep it mad, keep it gay! ROGER: And here's my costume designer, Kevin. KEVIN: Hello... Keep it happy, keep it snappy, keep it gay! BRYAN & KEVIN: We're clever, creative It's our job to see That ev'rything's perfect for Mr. De Bris! ROGER: Next, Scott, my choreographer... SCOTT: Hi there... ROGER: And, ah, finally, last and least, my lighting designer, Shirley Markowitz. SHIRLEY: Keep it gay, keep it gay, keep it gay LEO: I don't think we're getting to them, Max. What do we do now? MAX: Watch this. Roger, listen. I think that Springtime for Hitler would be a marvelous opportunity for you. I mean, up to now, you've always been associated with frivolous musicals. ROGER: You're right. I've often felt as though I've been throwing my life away on silly little entertainments. Deopy showgirls in gooey gowns. Two-three-kick-turn! Turn-turn-kick-turn! CARMEN: Oh, Roger. ROGER: It's enough to make you heave. Nonetheless, sorry, Max. I just couldn't do Springtime for Hitler MAX: Why not? Think of the prestige. ROGER: No. MAX: Think of the respect. ROGER: No, no, no. MAX: Think of ... the Tony! CARMEN & THE TEAM: Tony...Tony...Tony...Tony...Tony! ROGER: Ngaaaaaahhhhh! MAX: What's the matter? LEO: Is he all right? CARMEN: He's having a stroke... MAX & LEO: What? CARMEN: ...of genius! ROGER: I see it! I see it! At last. The chance to do something important! CARMEN: Roger de Bris presents History! ROGER: Of course that whole second act has to be rewritten. They're losing the war? Excuse me. It's too downbeat. CARMEN: Roger de Bris presents History! ROGER: But maybe...it's a wile idea, but it just might work... I see a line of beautiful girls Dressed as storm troopers, each one a gem With leather boots and whips on their hips It's risque, dare I say, S & M! CARMEN & THE TEAM: Love it! ROGER: I see German soldiers dancing through France Played by chorus boys in very tight pants And wait, there's more - they win the war! And the dances they do will be daring and new Turn-turn-kick-turn, turn-turn-kick-turn One-two-three-kick-turn! Keep it sassy, keep it classy, keep it... MAX: That is brilliant. Brilliant! Roger, I speak for Mr. Bloom and myself when I sawy that you are the only man in the world who can do justice to Springtime for Hitler. Will you do it, please? LEO: Please. ROGER: Wait a minute. This is a very big decision. It might effect the course of my entire life. I shall have to think about it...I'll do it. I'll do it! Sabu, champagne! ROGER, CARMEN & THE TEAM: If at the end you want them to cheer Keep it gay, keep it gay, keep it gay Whether it's Hamlet, Othello or Lear Keep it gay, keep it gay, keep it gay CARMEN: Comedy's joyous, a constant delight Dramas annoy us... ROGER & CARMEN: ...and ruin our night. ROGER, CARMEN & THE TEAM: So keep your Strindbergs and Ibsens at bay... ROGER: I'll sign... KEVIN: Sign... BRYAN: Sign... SCOTT: Sign... CARMEN: Sign... SHIRLEY: Sign... MAX & LEO: Sign... ROGER: Roger Elizabeth De Bris! ALL: Keep it gay!! |
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I saw it a couple of weeks ago and LOVED it. I thought Uma Thurman was great....really everyone did an awesome job. I really regret that I've never had a chance to see it on the stage though.
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nope, maybe i should rent this and watch it with some friends tom night..
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I enjoyed it - some scenes were slightly weird - too lengthy / too short, but overall, great fun
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Another one from the genius of Mel Brooks (i know he didn't directed it)... i loved it :)!!
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Thx for the info. :) |
uma was fabulous in that film, she knows how to tease men
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