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Loryn 06-09-2006 08:55 PM

What to do on a Friday night....I have the answer!
 
Okay people it's FRIDAY and it's the perfect night to make some galleries and toss them up for the weekend for those horny guys looking for love from the palm of their hands. We have kick ass updates ready for you!!! So come on let's get busy. :arcadefre

I just went over my Dream Submitter accounts and OMG over 85% of my affiliates using Dream Submitter have increased their sales. The other 15% I know it's because you are not trying. So get busy damn it! I will be on ICQ all night if any of you have any questions. You can make a few hundred bucks over the weekend, work now and let the galleries roll in the $$$$ over the weekend!!! :winkwink:

Trust me there are tons of lonely men...........out there........going out........dressed up................to pick up...............a hot chick.........and get laid.......BUT........they come home empty handed. :( How do you think they fill that empty hand??? That's right you guess it.......WITH THEIR DICKS!!! Give them something to use and help them get a good nights rest! :jerkoff = :sleep

And then there are the other lucky guys, who are.........going out.........all dressed up..............BUT they bring home a hot chick, and all she wants......is to.............look at...........some kick ass porn.........and do the nasty while watching.

Oh my, the thought of that makes me hot! :love2suck

So let's go!!! Build those galleries and give those guys something to jerk about! :jerkoff

WiredGuy 06-09-2006 09:01 PM

I love your use of icons to show what you mean, lol.
WG

Spunky 06-09-2006 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com
Oh my, the thought of that makes me hot! :love2suck

So let's go!!!

That statement made me aroused

Loryn 06-09-2006 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy
I love your use of icons to show what you mean, lol.
WG


Yeah the :jerkoff = :sleep that is the MO of every man! :1orglaugh

Loryn 06-09-2006 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky
That statement made me aroused

ME TOO! :Graucho

WiredGuy 06-09-2006 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com
Yeah the :jerkoff = :sleep that is the MO of every man! :1orglaugh

hahaha, nicely pictured :)
WG

Loryn 06-09-2006 09:16 PM

Oh and if you need to catch a peek at some of our content check out this thread

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=619273

And if you don't have a Dream Submitter account check out this thread:

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...ighlight=loryn

I am waiting boys............and :girl's

tony286 06-09-2006 09:29 PM

looks great , you got a good point :)

Mpegmaster 06-09-2006 09:36 PM

I love LORYN :winkwink:

Loryn 06-09-2006 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404
looks great , you got a good point :)

Thank you!!! I think it's a very good point!!! If you know what you are doing and you make a great gallery it only takes a bit of your time to throw it all together and submit them around. If you don?t know how to make a great gallery we have them already made for ya. There is no harm in spending that time to help out a lonely horny guy this weekend, and you can make some $$$$$$ while you are at it. Or in the case of the lucky guy, you can help his penis get sucked a little better, and his ride a little longer. hehe :banana and still make some $$$$$$ while your at it!!!

sweetgirl2006 06-09-2006 10:25 PM

:thumbsup

Joey B. Lo 06-09-2006 10:33 PM

Good thinking!! :thumbsup

BSleazy 06-10-2006 12:43 AM

So can I get a free dreamweaver account and submit some galleries?

Loryn 06-12-2006 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BCyber
So can I get a free dreamweaver account and submit some galleries?

You can get Dreamweaver and build your own galleries to help the lonely man on a Friday night, or you can get an account with Dream Submitter and use our FHG's and submit them!!! :thumbsup

Okay guys and gals it's Monday so this gives you 4 full days of making galleries to help out those lonely guys who come home empty handed looking for love with the palm of their hands!!! :jerkoff

Let's do this, click my sig and sign up or if you have already signed up contact me and we can start a beautiful relationship revolved around $$$$$$$. :wetkiss

StuartD 06-12-2006 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com
bring home a hot chick, and all she wants......is to.............look at...........some kick ass porn.........and do the nasty while watching.

Oh my, the thought of that makes me hot! :love2suck


Oh baby, I love the way you think.... so, when are you coming over? :Graucho

:batman



My use of icons isn't quite as good, but I'm working on it!

Belinda 06-12-2006 05:33 PM

If I was a guy I know I would use these galleries to help relieve the stress from the work week. Looking good chica!!

Tylo 06-12-2006 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy
I love your use of icons to show what you mean, lol.
WG

I agree!! Bumpy for Loryn

baddog 06-12-2006 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com
Yeah the :jerkoff = :sleep that is the MO of every man! :1orglaugh


You should at least give me the opportunity to prove otherwise before making such sweeping generalizations.

2HousePlague 06-12-2006 05:37 PM

MY EXCUSE: I was drinking with lonely, horny webmasters in San diego on Friday night -- lol. Most of us came home empty-handed. Most of us, I am guessing, did not put up galleries BEFORE jerking off -- :1orglaugh

Naaaah. The truth is lame. we were shooting midget diaper content... yeah, yeah... that's da ticket... content -- :1orglaugh


2hp

Loryn 06-12-2006 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague
MY EXCUSE: I was drinking with lonely, horny webmasters in San diego on Friday night -- lol. Most of us came home empty-handed. Most of us, I am guessing, did not put up galleries BEFORE jerking off -- :1orglaugh

Naaaah. The truth is lame. we were shooting midget diaper content... yeah, yeah... that's da ticket... content -- :1orglaugh


2hp

Well if you don't put up galleries before you jerk off you will fall asleep.......remember......... :jerkoff = :sleep

And you have this weekend to put up galleries. If I remember correctly you just signed up with me and I haven't seen anything with your account YET, so you have 4 full days to get them up and ready for those lonely guys out there who are in need of your lovely work to help them through this hard lonely weekend! :Oh crap

tranza 06-12-2006 05:57 PM

Does those Dream Submitters come with a good database already?

I might give them a try...

Loryn 06-12-2006 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
You should at least give me the opportunity to prove otherwise before making such sweeping generalizations.

Okay jerk off and I will wait here for you to reply after, IF you are still awake. *rests chin on hand waiting*

2HousePlague 06-12-2006 06:00 PM

I am really beginning to enjoy this. Somehow, it makes perrfect sense that a woman should be cracking the porn production whip -- :winkwink:

I'll get to work right away, Loryn!


2hp

Loryn 06-12-2006 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza
Does those Dream Submitters come with a good database already?

I might give them a try...

Yes Yes and Yes. Send me an e-mail with your user name for Reality Cash and I will send you a user ID and password for Dream Submitter and all the information you will need to build that great big data base!!! :thumbsup

Loryn 06-12-2006 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague
I am really beginning to enjoy this. Somehow, it makes perrfect sense that a woman should be cracking the porn production whip -- :winkwink:

I'll get to work right away, Loryn!


2hp

Thank you very much sir :zzwhip

baddog 06-12-2006 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com
Okay jerk off and I will wait here for you to reply after, IF you are still awake. *rests chin on hand waiting*

I have somewhere you can rest your chin. :winkwink:

Loryn 06-12-2006 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD
Oh baby, I love the way you think.... so, when are you coming over? :Graucho

:batman



My use of icons isn't quite as good, but I'm working on it!

MMMM why don't you come over to my house, I have a pool table and a hot tub and we can do all sorts of fun things!!! :Graucho

Then we can test out the...... :jerkoff = :sleep and tell Baddog all about it! :winkwink:

Loryn 06-12-2006 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
I have somewhere you can rest your chin. :winkwink:

Would that area have anything to do with the two round things between your legs??? hmmmmmmm you naughty boy you!!! *spanks palm of hand with ruler*

brand0n 06-12-2006 06:20 PM

Seeing you are really gearin up with this....

Idea. How bout adult.com buy up all the best DB for the submitter and include that as well.

Atleast for the people who are using it and making money with you guys.

ps ban euro lee for attacking peaches heart brando

tranza 06-12-2006 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com
Yes Yes and Yes. Send me an e-mail with your user name for Reality Cash and I will send you a user ID and password for Dream Submitter and all the information you will need to build that great big data base!!! :thumbsup

If there's a good database already I'm game.

If not I'm not interested on building one from the ground.

Reality Cash user: adesignbr

E-mail on sig!

:thumbsup

Loryn 06-12-2006 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza
If there's a good database already I'm game.

If not I'm not interested on building one from the ground.

Reality Cash user: adesignbr

E-mail on sig!

:thumbsup

E-mail sent. :thumbsup

Please reply to my e-mail after you have used it for a while and let me know how it goes. I would love any feed back from you! Oh and welcome aboard! :wetkiss

Loryn 06-12-2006 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brand0n
Seeing you are really gearin up with this....

Idea. How bout adult.com buy up all the best DB for the submitter and include that as well.

Atleast for the people who are using it and making money with you guys.

ps ban euro lee for attacking peaches heart brando

1) I will talk to Lensman about that! Thank you for the idea!!! :thumbsup

2) I will talk to Texas about what is going on and see what I can do about that. I don't like people talking shit on Peaches and if I think it's what I'm thinking it is, then oh yeah shit will hit the fan. Thank you for bringing that to my attention. :thumbsup

tranza 06-12-2006 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com
E-mail sent. :thumbsup

Please reply to my e-mail after you have used it for a while and let me know how it goes. I would love any feed back from you! Oh and welcome aboard! :wetkiss


I'm checking it out right now....

:)

BSleazy 06-12-2006 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com
You can get Dreamweaver and build your own galleries to help the lonely man on a Friday night, or you can get an account with Dream Submitter and use our FHG's and submit them!!! :thumbsup

Okay guys and gals it's Monday so this gives you 4 full days of making galleries to help out those lonely guys who come home empty handed looking for love with the palm of their hands!!! :jerkoff

Let's do this, click my sig and sign up or if you have already signed up contact me and we can start a beautiful relationship revolved around $$$$$$$. :wetkiss

I must of been hammered when I wrote that. Dreamweaver :) haha.

brand0n 06-12-2006 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com
1)I will talk to Texas about what is going on and see what I can do about that. I don't like people talking shit on Peaches and if I think it's what I'm thinking it is, then oh yeah shit will hit the fan. Thank you for bringing that to my attention. :thumbsup

it is 100% what you think it is and worse

if you need the proof, just let me or anyone else know. its here.

fucking horrible as well. never seen anyone say such even on gfy.

Loryn 06-12-2006 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BCyber
I must of been hammered when I wrote that. Dreamweaver :) haha.

LOL I thought you were either being a dick who was testing me, because I am a female sales rep and guys are always trying to make them out as stupid or I thought you were a newbie that didn't know the difference. LOL

It's all good. I would love to give you an account. Send me an e-mail and I will respond with all the information you will need to start building your data base right now. I am waiting for you right now. In your e-mail please include your Reality Cash user name! :banana

Loryn 06-12-2006 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brand0n
it is 100% what you think it is and worse

if you need the proof, just let me or anyone else know. its here.

fucking horrible as well. never seen anyone say such even on gfy.

Texas just told me what happened and said that Lee made a thread to apologize to Peaches about going to far and that he was wrong. So under those circumstances I can't ban anyone.

brand0n 06-13-2006 01:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com
Texas just told me what happened and said that Lee made a thread to apologize to Peaches about going to far and that he was wrong. So under those circumstances I can't ban anyone.

shut up brandon......

so you mean to tell me that i can use someones greif as a stepping stool for sig views on gfy so long as i start another thread once im done sayin my bad, im sorry?

and in that very thread, i can post proof the reason i did it was purely for more views to the program im pushing?

Loryn.. character counts. dear god girl... could you atleast LOOK at what was said and see clearly for yourself that nothing.. and I fucking mean nothing has been close to crossing that threshold?

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=606356

and this fucking post....

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showpo...6&postcount=46

wow.

i remember the good ole days where one mention of "p3d0" and you are gone w/o a 2nd glance.

this guys past that by a far sight.

is TD fucking BLIND?

now lemme get this right... TD bans Headless for sending icqs to a gfy thread.. and he says this shit is ok by him.. due to the fact the guy said he was sorry?

youve got to be fucking KIDDING me...

Loryn.. dear god girl...

:beats head on table:



(ignore this post and please check out http://www.adult.com they now offer Dream Submitter and rumor has it are working towards building a database for people who are using the program)

Peaches 06-13-2006 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com
Texas just told me what happened and said that Lee made a thread to apologize to Peaches about going to far and that he was wrong. So under those circumstances I can't ban anyone.

Loryn, after he "apologized", he then continuned to bump the thread where he said it. He wasn't sorry. He never will be. You guys have your rules and that's cool, but please know all the facts before you figure Lee's such a great guy.

And the fact that he said in the first place is just disgusting, IMO, but it's not my board.

Ice 06-13-2006 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com
Would that area have anything to do with the two round things between your legs??? hmmmmmmm you naughty boy you!!! *spanks palm of hand with ruler*

I think I need a spanking too :winkwink:


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