!@#$%^&*!!! I just about ripped my nipple off.
 

I'm not wearing a shirt and just leaned down to the floor to grab a pen I dropped, and as I came up FAST, slid my man tit along the edge of my desk.

It fucking HURTS.











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If men do this much damage to their nipples, imagine what would happen if we had tit's ??

go make a blog, no one gives a shit

If I had tits theyd have more scar tissue on them than Headless thighs have cellulite.



And Pstation, Imma bout 45 mins from you right now. Wanna arrange a meeting in person sometime to discuss the fact that you're a fucking moron further?

Did it made your nipple hard?

Actually yeah. Its throbbing and kinda scraped up.
I feel like Curious Toy Boy for some odd reason. :winkwink:

My animals always bite my nips. I think it's cuz my nips are always pointing out and they just bite at the nearest pointy object. :Oh crap :Oh crap :Oh crap

that sounds painful

Kinky...

gotta like how ppl just the urge to come to a forum to tell ppl this shit
as if we really give a flying fuck

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

You're the one who clicked on the "I just about ripped my nipple off." thread.

AND posted in it no less. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

So glad that wasnt me! I would have tore my nipple rings out and would be crying like a baby!!

My old man knows someone who had his nipple ripped off.

Do you know the little game where you wet a towel and then snap it at someone..seems that the end of that towel goes pretty fucking fast. Some kid in my old man's gym class has his nipple ripped off! ouch!

Why do men have nipples anyways? Is it some sort of cosmic joke that God plays on fat men so they can be ridiculed and laughed at in the shower, "haha, look, he has bitch tits! LOL, SQUEEZE THEM!"? Or does it prove that God is in fact a woman and she was on her period when she was designing men and got on a power trip? Or is it just evolution being a dick like it was with the platypus?

Is the wife-beater shirt on the clothesline?

Well, it could have been worse for a beaver could have bitten your nipple off :pimp

Har har.

I've never owned one of those in my life. They are for twinks and ummm wife beaters...

That happen often where you live?

:eek7

I hate hurting my nips

that would really hurt.

LMAO...THats to funny