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BradM 06-09-2006 04:59 PM

The BIGGEST money maker since Penis Pills
 
www.lpill.com - could be right?

VIPimp 06-09-2006 05:00 PM

you taking it?

tranza 06-09-2006 05:04 PM

Lol, is that why you needed female traffic so bad yesterday??

looser...

BlingDaddy 06-09-2006 05:05 PM

Millions of women with "vaginal relaxation" rejoice! :1orglaugh

StuartD 06-09-2006 05:05 PM

It's not fastsize?

stickyfingerz 06-09-2006 05:06 PM

My wife is still too tight for me after two kids. :Oh crap :winkwink: :1orglaugh

L-Pink 06-09-2006 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM
www.lpill.com - could be right?

Re-liner kits work better :1orglaugh

Martin3 06-09-2006 05:21 PM

"I'm very sexually active. Because of this my vagina has lost some of its tightness over the years."

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

fuzebox 06-09-2006 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza
Lol, is that why you needed female traffic so bad yesterday??

looser...

http://z.about.com/d/collectdolls/1/0/l/G/troll.jpg

babedirect 06-09-2006 06:00 PM

all the nasty whores are like "YES!"

Makingcoin 06-09-2006 06:09 PM

I just ordered myself a 6 month supply!

Damian_Maxcash 06-09-2006 06:28 PM

They (you?) should push the incontinence benefits more as well.

It is a largley hidden, but still MASSIVE industry.

I used to run an incontinence outpatient clinic (who says nursing isnt glamorous?) and the stats are pretty amazing.

Pornwolf 06-09-2006 06:37 PM

That site has some of the most useless non-info I have ever seen on an herbal site on their "Research" page.

Not to mention the fact that if the Malasian women have been taking this herb to "induce and facilitate childbirth" then it obviously does the opposite of what it's being touted for.

But what do the facts matter anyway? Sell on! LOL

fallenmuffin 06-09-2006 06:49 PM

Women are more likey to go to a doctor and get it from them rather then online. Unlike mean who will buy anything from anywhere so long as the bottle says "make it bigger"

BlingDaddy 06-09-2006 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fallenmuffin
Women are more likey to go to a doctor and get it from them rather then online. Unlike mean who will buy anything from anywhere so long as the bottle says "make it bigger"


Riiiiiight..... keep telling yourself that......:1orglaugh

fuzebox 06-09-2006 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fallenmuffin
Women are more likey to go to a doctor and get it from them rather then online. Unlike mean who will buy anything from anywhere so long as the bottle says "make it bigger"

Both men and women like buying things online that could be "embarassing" to talk about in real life :)

For example my fungus meds are among my best selling...

fallenmuffin 06-09-2006 07:03 PM

Okay, then maybe I had it wrong. I don't know a woman that would buy that online.. and I know a few

Pornwolf 06-09-2006 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fallenmuffin
Okay, then maybe I had it wrong. I don't know a woman that would buy that online.. and I know a few

I don't know anyone who would buy this:

http://www.seenontv.com/prod-pages/i...Gone_Thumb.jpg

or this:

http://www.seenontv.com/prod-pages/i...zler_Thumb.jpg

But they do... in massive quantites. I think we could market shit in a bottle and call it Muscle Sooth "Natures cure for muscle pain" and people would still buy it.

fallenmuffin 06-09-2006 07:37 PM

Yeah but none of those have go in your mouth. If you had to pop urine gone in your mouth 3-4 times a day then it wouldn't be sold like crazy.. (side note: urine gone's info commericals rock, lol)

Women are less likey to buy pills/meds online unless they are trying to save a few bucks and buying from canada which their doctor most likey told them todo

Thats all i'm trying to say ,lol. Someone back me up here

exitmoney 06-09-2006 07:47 PM

why compare it to penis pills , just advertise the real thing and that's it !
I remember once I went to a lexus dealer and for 30 mins the rep kept repeating how it compares with a mercedes and how is good and bla bla bla . at the end I told him nobody at mercedes ever compares it to a Lexus so shut up and sell your crap ! .

BradM 06-09-2006 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by exitmoney
why compare it to penis pills , just advertise the real thing and that's it !
I remember once I went to a lexus dealer and for 30 mins the rep kept repeating how it compares with a mercedes and how is good and bla bla bla . at the end I told him nobody at mercedes ever compares it to a Lexus so shut up and sell your crap ! .

Considering the market this is like comparing a lexus to a piece of farming equipment.

CaptainHowdy 06-09-2006 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox

OMG :1orglaugh :1orglaugh !! Cuteyyy!!

SHT 06-09-2006 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by babedirect
all the nasty whores are like "YES!"

:1orglaugh yup

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 06-09-2006 08:52 PM

I have noting to say to this!!!!!!!!!!

Holly 06-09-2006 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM
www.lpill.com - could be right?

Sorry, no.

You forgot the most important part...

Women aren't as stupid and/or gullible as men. Especially when it comes to our genitalia.

:girl

BradM 06-09-2006 09:43 PM

Thanks for the feedback everyone, I've passed it along.

woj 06-09-2006 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornwolf
But what do the facts matter anyway? Sell on! LOL

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

Degenerate 06-09-2006 09:58 PM

lol... what garbage

Spunky 06-09-2006 10:23 PM

I slip them in her scrambled eggs

ready lube 06-09-2006 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornwolf
I don't know anyone who would buy this:

http://www.seenontv.com/prod-pages/i...Gone_Thumb.jpg

or this:

http://www.seenontv.com/prod-pages/i...zler_Thumb.jpg

But they do... in massive quantites. I think we could market shit in a bottle and call it Muscle Sooth "Natures cure for muscle pain" and people would still buy it.

You gotta love the BeDazzler! lol

Remember that blue cream for muscle aches..I think it was called "blue stuff" or something like that!

I think some companies just dump a boat load of money into an infomercial and watch the cash flow in. They seem to make a lot of money from what I hear. How much does a good infomercial coast anyway? I'd like to make my own and just send in a tape for someone to play...know anything about infomercials?

Promo Chicks 06-09-2006 10:48 PM

Lpill allows for more friction to be created during intercourse by reducing the inner diameter of the vagina (Vaginal Rejuvenation), thereby intensifying pleasure during intercourse.:winkwink:

lazycash 06-09-2006 10:58 PM

Looks like you're still searching for the same target market as with fastsize - men with a small cock. Just send them to a page and belittle them for having such a small cock, then give them a choice. Tell them they can either pump it up with fastsize or slip their partner the Lpill and tighten their pussy thus making them think your cock is bigger.

fallenmuffin 06-09-2006 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash
Looks like you're still searching for the same target market as with fastsize - men with a small cock. Just send them to a page and belittle them for having such a small cock, then give them a choice. Tell them they can either pump it up with fastsize or slip their partner the Lpill and tighten their pussy thus making them think your cock is bigger.

Or sell them a membership to Humiliatrix lol

nofx 06-10-2006 01:13 PM

I would advise that you advertise this product where all the loose pussies are. buy a few billboard spots right outside of abortion clinics and hospitals and put this product all over the place ;]

Pornwolf 06-10-2006 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Promo Chicks
Lpill allows for more friction to be created during intercourse by reducing the inner diameter of the vagina (Vaginal Rejuvenation), thereby intensifying pleasure during intercourse.:winkwink:

That's what they claim... but how does that help Malay women go through labor as the site says?

SgtStrider 06-10-2006 01:27 PM

Does anyone out there know of a pill that REDUCES cum flow? Yes I put out to much LOL

tradermcduck 06-10-2006 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holly
Sorry, no.

You forgot the most important part...

Women aren't as stupid and/or gullible as men. Especially when it comes to our genitalia.

:girl

:1orglaugh

BradM 06-11-2006 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx
I would advise that you advertise this product where all the loose pussies are. buy a few billboard spots right outside of abortion clinics and hospitals and put this product all over the place ;]

:thumbsup :thumbsup

Mr. Romance 06-11-2006 11:53 PM

could be....

Mr. Romance

PussyTeenies 06-12-2006 12:15 AM

why not ;)
hahah
overdose = one tight pussy

soulbleed 06-12-2006 12:26 AM

great birthday present for ex girlfriends etc

Quickdraw 06-12-2006 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PussyTeenies
why not ;)
hahah
overdose = one tight pussy

or give her a deeper voice and a mangina:winkwink:

CybermedAndy 06-12-2006 12:32 AM

Much easier to sell the guy products than the female ones

Not too say it couldn't do extremely well

:2 cents:

BradM 06-12-2006 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AngelDollarsAndy
Much easier to sell the guy products than the female ones

Not too say it couldn't do extremely well

:2 cents:

He said it is kicking butt so far...not even a week in

clickhappy 06-12-2006 04:26 PM

Centipedes?
in MY vagina?

clickhappy 06-12-2006 04:28 PM

Whats in those pills anyways? A little chopped basil, a little parsley, a dash of onion powder?

pornguy 06-12-2006 04:30 PM

Would love to see real sales stats on that, but we all know that will never happen.

World Expert Internet Service 06-12-2006 04:32 PM

might he wanna get listed on www.go-affiliate.com?

still looking for Non-adult Sponsors!

mrkris 06-12-2006 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Makingcoin
I just ordered myself a 6 month supply!

I'm SOOOO coming over to touch your vagina.

Bake 06-12-2006 04:41 PM

hey it something new to sell , probably work just as well as penis pills. You could allways upsell. Now you have new penis bills to make your dick bigger just imagine how much better sex will be when your wife takes Shrink Your Pussie.


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