The Official World Cup Sucks Thread
 

Thats right gents, the world cup is more about men getting pissed down there local and hugging together than it actually is about the football.

What a world cup game means to a man;

Beer,
Guys,
Beer,
Football,
Beer,
A night down the pub,
Beer,
Forgetting about his woman,
Beer,
Singing world cup country songs,
Beer....
Oh did I forget Lager?

What a world cup game means to a woman;

Housework after all the men leave after the game,
More beer glasses to wash,
lonely nights without their men as they are at the pub,
nothing decent on TV or the news as it is taken up by workd cup nonsense,
Lack of glasses in the house as they have all been used for beer,
No crisps(chips) or dip left as the men have eaten them all
No clean dishes left in the house as there is a footy game on everyday!
Loud grunting noises from the other room
Loud screaming noises when her hubbys team has scored
Vice versa above....
Did I forget to mention the housework and lack of beer and crips in the house?

World Cup games are a way for men to sit and grunt and act like cave men for a couple of hours each day, like they need an excuse.

So for all those world cup haters, women and men alike, lets forget we have no television to call our own anymore, lets forget about the lack of alcohol and snacks, lets even forget for just one second about the amount of men going to come traipsing through our homes for those matches and come join me in here to hate on those who condemn us!:321GFY

I fuckin HATE Soccer/World Cup ...

I just spent 2 years making FIFA games!!! :@

One more joins the team, come on people, where are you?!

the official "I couldnt care less about the world cup" thread

Football's actually not that bad. It generally keeps poor people grouped close together so if you use full metal jackets, and your groupings are good, you can really raise the average income level in any given area with just a few clips.

Perhaps if your country actually had a decent team you'd feel otherwise?

I doubt it, the US isn't much excited by low or no scoring games, we keep our enthusiasm for other pointless shit...

...like wars with countries that will hate us regardless of what we do.

:thumbsup :pimp :1orglaugh

I agree
I am watching the NHL playoff finals, the NBA playoff finals and baseball
no time for euro games

Dude, shut the fuck up. No-one cares about your insane jealousy that you do not understand the greatest game on the planet. We pity you. Just stick to the stuff you like and fuck off.

SOCCER: GREATEST SPORTING EVENT IN THE WORLD
1.2 BILLION PEOPLE WATCHING

VS.

Couple of fat yankees whining on a message board.

Hooligan, where the fuck is your sense of fun lol! Dont like what you read then piss of :)

I dont hate the world cup! BUT I HATE BORING 0-0 MATCHES!

1.5 - 2 billion people were expected to watch the opening game.. some is bound to think football sucks but there are plenty that love the great game :)

2 fantastic goals under 20 mins.

STFU.

1.2 - 1.6 Billion people believe Allah is going to save them and bring them the good life, despite that fact that they mostly live in shit.

Yay, numbers!

Sorry Jade, but I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!

great score the other week: USA 0 - Morocco 1

:1orglaugh

oh no lars how could you!!! but its ok I forgive you lol...

WORLD CUP RULEZZ!!!!!!

And what great goals!

Fuck you soccer hating people! :)

Personally I prefer American Football.

Soccer is exciting to watch in foreign countries!

i wasnt talking about that u stupid cunt, i was talking about boring 0-0 draws

fuck me, i wish people had to take a test before they used the internet

soccer is the shit here in Costa Rica

soccer is better than watching hockey right now lol..

Soccer sucks ass