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GatorB 06-09-2006 04:25 AM

Is Katie Holmes' pussy worth $33 million?
 
Or I could ask is putting up with Tom Cruise worth $33 million?

"Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes fans may be hearing wedding bells ? or maybe the sound of a cash register. The couple reportedly have hammered out a prenuptial agreement that will give Holmes as much as $33 million and that will pave the way for the two to get hitched. "

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/13105677/

Tat2Jr 06-09-2006 04:30 AM

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Originally Posted by GatorB
Is Katie Holmes' pussy worth $33 million?

I'd have to taste it first.

xclusive 06-09-2006 04:40 AM

nope, She's looking rough

Theo 06-09-2006 04:45 AM

is that her?

http://static.flickr.com/10/12533918_3854e495ed.jpg

hova 06-09-2006 04:46 AM

fuck no, I'd pay about 5 cents

PussyTeenies 06-09-2006 04:49 AM

$1... thats it

VicJay 06-09-2006 04:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Tat2Jr
I'd have to taste it first.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

After Shock Media 06-09-2006 10:05 AM

Wait so they actually had a bastard child?

RuthB 06-09-2006 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Soul_Rebel

damn, that definitely looks like her, but she's looking pretty harsh, much older than her 28 years :warning

AZRG 06-09-2006 10:14 AM

it looks like she has herps. what the hell is on her mouth?!

Tdog 06-09-2006 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Tat2Jr
I'd have to taste it first.

Oh totally, it better taste something crazy sweet.

Enema 06-09-2006 10:18 AM

Wha-? So the prenup essentially says... "In the event of a breakup, Katie will get $33mil flat?

The Ghost 06-09-2006 10:21 AM

Nope.


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Syl 06-09-2006 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Soul_Rebel

Oh come on everyone has a bad day. LOL.

sweetME 06-09-2006 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Tat2Jr
I'd have to taste it first.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Webby 06-09-2006 10:28 AM

Dunno if her pussy is worth $33 mill - but her brain sure ain't.

Some folks I know were doing a car promo with her - the deal was "you can have any 'home comforts' you want".

So.. she is in this hotel and orders the bath filled with champagne and she was going to bathe in this crap.

The hotel fills the bath with champagne and she sticks her foot in it and complains, "but... this is cold". :1orglaugh

They pulled the plug, flushed the champagne and cleaned the bath. :Oh crap

-Turk- 06-09-2006 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Soul_Rebel

i've seen a few worse pics.. thats her after the pregnancy.

detoxed 06-09-2006 10:43 AM

What kind of psycho bullshit relationship is this?


The happy couple and their lawyers have come up with a contract that will give Holmes $3 million a year up to $33 million for each year that she is married to Cruise, as well as a palatial home in Montecito, California, according to Life & Style Weekly. If the marriage lasts longer than eleven years, the contract becomes void and California's community property law kicks in ? giving Holmes half of Cruise's rather sizeable fortune.

When contacted by The Scoop, Cruise's rep declined to comment, but an "insider" told the mag that Holmes's parents had been trying to get her out of the relationship ? but have changed their minds and now want her to marry Cruise. ?If she walks now, Tom will fight her for custody of [daughter Suri], and Katie can?t outlast him in court,? an insider told the mag. ?She knows she needs to marry him to get the money to fight him for custody, if it comes to that.?


Cruise pays $8219 a day for this bitch for the first 11 years, plus a little food im guessing. Not bad, a few top dollar escorts a day will cost more. He can divorce her before shes 40 and 1 movie covers the whole thing. HAHAHHAHA lucky bastard

pornguy 06-09-2006 10:45 AM

I forget the name of the movie, but she is topless in one, and if her pussy is as nice as her tits. I would say that it is worth at leat 22mill.

Funbrunette 06-09-2006 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Syl
Oh come on everyone has a bad day. LOL.


That bad of a day Syl? lol :winkwink:

bknoob 06-09-2006 10:57 AM

I prefer her:

http://bknoob.googlepages.com/scarlettred.jpg

gimo33 06-09-2006 11:01 AM

not anymore....

Rui 06-09-2006 11:05 AM

Scarlett Johansson > the rest

She told Tom to go fuck himself in the past (she tried to feed some scientology bs and god knows what else)

gimo33 06-09-2006 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by pornguy
I forget the name of the movie, but she is topless in one, and if her pussy is as nice as her tits. I would say that it is worth at leat 22mill.

i think its "the gift" :)

Thomas1007 06-09-2006 11:09 AM

nope not 33 million but im sure its worth a few $$.
:2 cents: :hitit

BlackCrayon 06-09-2006 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by bknoob

werd, shes perfect.

DaddyHalbucks 06-09-2006 11:15 AM

It is only worth $19.27 million.

I had an appraisal done on it.

:)

Tdog 06-09-2006 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by bknoob

she looks like a real doll.

MsWild 06-09-2006 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by bknoob

She's pretty hot :thumbsup

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 06-09-2006 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Tat2Jr
I'd have to taste it first.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

mrkris 06-09-2006 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by gimo33
i think its "the gift" :)

great movie :D

Spunky 06-09-2006 08:54 PM

Only when she doesn't have outbreaks

buddyjuf 06-09-2006 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by bknoob

HELL YES

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 06-09-2006 09:01 PM

My ex-brother-in-law and his friends used to pull trains on her every weekend through highschool, I have witnessed it, I never hit it though cause I was married to there sister so of course I couldn't join the fun, but anyways, she was a total filth bag whore, taking it in the ass, getting face fucked and all at 14 how I wish I would got that shit on video, I would be a multi millioneer now!

Stacey_JoinRightNow 06-09-2006 09:03 PM

I dont know if they also last... I even doubt about it!

In a world of showbiz, seems everything is a fake!!!

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 06-09-2006 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by NetDomainia
I wish I would got that shit on video, I would be a multi millioneer now!

:error I take that back! it woulda been cp :error

Spunky 06-09-2006 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NetDomainia
My ex-brother-in-law and his friends used to pull trains on her every weekend through highschool, I have witnessed it, I never hit it though cause I was married to there sister so of course I couldn't join the fun, but anyways, she was a total filth bag whore, taking it in the ass, getting face fucked and all at 14 how I wish I would got that shit on video, I would be a multi millioneer now!

Tom and I would hang out and pick up twinks

Holly 06-09-2006 09:17 PM

If you're a filthy rich, famous actor trying desperately to stay in the closet, it is.

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 06-09-2006 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky
Tom and I would hang out and pick up twinks


Well we know they are a good match!

The Ghost 06-09-2006 10:43 PM

I know Tom Cruise posts on here. It would be interesting to hear his opinion

TomCruise 06-09-2006 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by The Ghost
I know Tom Cruise posts on here. It would be interesting to hear his opinion

It's all about the anal, bottom line, no questions asked. Is it worth it? Not really but I'm desperate and she's taller than me.

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 06-09-2006 11:10 PM

Hey Tom, ask her about after the football games at Bowsher back here in Toledo!

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 06-09-2006 11:11 PM

Also ask her about the trailer parke on Nebraska off of Westwood! She got crazy dick in that place!

kilotoons 06-09-2006 11:25 PM

She is definitely hot in some of her pics and movies.


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