Wyoming Blows!
 

It's my birthday, as of midnight, and I just got back from a 350 mile round trip to the nearest strip bar (Billings, MT). I must relocate to a location with more boobs. And that's all I've got to say about that, except I LOVE YOU, MAN!

Happy B Day ;)

Happy BDay - Mother Fucker...

"Wyoming Blows!" - we all knew that - that is why your the ONLY adult webmaster that lives there! :BangBang:

Hahahahahahaha! :1orglaugh

And happy lonely birthday.

happy happy Squishster..... :glugglug

Happy birthday that is true you are prob the only adult webmaster that lives their.

Happy birthday.

And regarding Wyoming blowing, I have never been there, but I flew over it, and I can confirm that Wyoming does, in fact, blow.

You just didn't hit the right spots in Billings then. See, there's this chick that works at the Outback Steak house in Billings, and see, she's fucking hot. I'm still kicking myself for not approaching her and offering her some modelling gigs. Shit. she was a piece of babeage.

If you're ever back that way, tell her I wanna talk to her. :)

Oh, and happy birfday dude.

I'll be there next week...got a name? I'll give her the crabs for ya... :D

how close are you to Jackson Hole?

300 miles or so.