Drunk as hist
 

I just wanna say....damn I'm drunk....

Is this a hoax??:glugglug

just don't :throwup on me!

i dont be drinkin all night because im not allowed i got curfew for my frat

but i said no i dont want no stinkin hula skirts you stupid bastardd i got no damn rope on my feet

i seeen mr penguin down at the store hes all pissed off at you and he wants a popsicle sandwhich


dont egmake me vkick you damntr

This round's on me.

:drinkup

i seen you with the hamburgler you better stay away from my bigmac or i'll kick you in the nuts and yea you tell him

all drunks should be shot:BangBang:

i seen you with the StayPuff Marshmellow man u guys were ass banging some sheep

don't listen to this guy hes just jealous of my mojjo

i am pretty tore up too, the parties were goin off after the Lakers OWNED sac today, i need to hydrate...

wait...

no
i need another beer brb

mmmm beer.


:glugglug :glugglug :glugglug :glugglug