I did the worst thing I could have possibly done yesterday
 

Its so high on the list of things you shouldnt do its crazy - its like the ultimate "Oh fuck".

Even your warped minds wont guess this one - you might concider it - but you wouldnt believe that anyone could do something so fucking stupid.

I woke up this afternoon and laughed - "for a minute there I thought I had........"

"Oh my fucking god - I did"

what did you do?

I watch "Peep Show" too. "I did a bad thing...."

Im not telling - its even too fucked up for here.

I love that show. Hopefully the rumours of a fourth series are true :thumbsup

Did you have a big fat girl take a dump on your carpet.
Then take the dump and put it in your freezer until it was frozen solid.

Then stick the frozen turd up your own ass and re-shit it as it warmed so you could experience her shit for yourself?







It happens sometimes

You wet the bed?

hmm.. so why did you post this thread in the first place then? :error

Worse than even that.

Although that is pretty warped. :)

I thought I saw you hanging out in the parking lot of the Golden Oaks Manor yesterday. She may have been VERY old, but she wasn't bad... for her age.

he lost his anal virginity

he got married. Or had gay anal sex for the first time. One or the other.

I need to share - and I cant really phone my granny and tell her that I ......

Damn - you nearly got me. :)

You rimmed an intravenous drug user from Haiti?

I wish......

Oh christ - Im going to spill - but please remember that I had a really bad day and I was very drunk.

I hit on my str8 step brother.

Oh god, it sounds even worse saying it out loud. I think I will just curl up in a ball and die. :(

Dude, wtf?

u sick fuck...

Okay...

Mr. Romance

How did it taste? You sick fuck!

I like the re-shitting story better


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I knew it had something to do with a bro/sis....at least it was your step and not blood...it could always be worse. Lol

Did he go for it? LOL

I love how you described that. Paints a nice warm and fuzzy picture in my head.

However, wouldnt you freeze the inside of your ass?

wait so you are gay, was drunk and hit on a non blood relative whom you met recently. Not too bad but it must have been really embarassing.

I probably should mention at this point that he is 38 and we didnt meet until 4 years ago.

No, the anal warmth quickly gets the frozen shit to body tempature.

Then it can properly be re-shitted

Wait, so um... Are you gay normally?

atleast your finally out of the closet :1orglaugh

lol - yes - thats not really the issue.

So is that semi-incest or semi-cest, or...

Well it does clarify things.

I mean if you were straight and hitting on your stepbrother now that would be really weird.

WAIT A MINUTE:

You should have made it clear you were a butt-bandit ... That would have changed everything ...

you got assfucked by a black male hooker without a condom?

I thought it was common knowledge.

Im not sure how it changes things on the "Oh shit" scale anyway.

so spill it mofo.

Boring!!!

Boring!!!

"Butt-bandit" LOLOL!, WTF!, that's nasty!... but i understand :)!

I think what you do in your private life is simply that PRIVATE, but to tell everyone on his board well that is another story... I may have thought twice about that. Hell of a way to come out of the closet and in to the frying pan:2 cents:

:helpme :helpme :helpme

agreed with your point,
but he just made us curious :upsidedow

I came out of the closet about 20 years ago.

I think people are missing the big picture - the fact that he is male isnt really the problem!

:upsidedow Your gay? you sick bastard.:upsidedow

As you were drunk it's no biggie

eewwwww... pls define step brother.. son of dad/mom with new husband/wife? or son of your dad/mom's new husband/wife? if your blood relatives its not ok! if not, i guess it's ok. :)

Unless he totally freaked out what is the problem? At the appropriate time apologize for your drunken behavior if you feel you should.

Or was he interested back? Now that could be a problem, depends on your family:winkwink:

A stepbrother is a sibling not blood related.
A sibling with one parent in common would have been referred to as a half-brother:upsidedow

damn shit dude

sig spot reserved

ouch. i wouldnt share that kind of personal info on here...