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jimthefiend 06-08-2006 09:25 AM

LMAO fucking models and their "managers".
 
Jesus fucking Christ.



I hit this little dancer up at a bar recently r.e. her doing some modelling. She gave me this fucking email: [email protected] which apparently is her "manager". He's also her husband. :winkwink:

Heres the site: http://www.josephsilverstone.com

:eek7


I particularly like this:

Quote:

Please allow me to introduce myself. I am Joseph Silverstone. I am a performer myself. When this book hits the streets, the big name entertainers who have great influential power will most likely have me exiled. Not really, but they won't like the fact that with this system, I have successfully leveled the marketing playing field. After applying this program, you will be able to compete with the biggest names in show business!


Whatcha wanna bet he wants a grand an hour or some shit for her to shoot?

jimthefiend 06-08-2006 09:29 AM

Oh I forgot, this genius is also apparently the DJ at the titty bar.

Enema 06-08-2006 09:30 AM

I'll order a dozen!

ElvisManson 06-08-2006 09:31 AM

I'm suprised the "Marketing Secrets Revealed" books are not the 90's animated .gifs....lol

Gentle_Ben 06-08-2006 09:32 AM

is the girl so hot shes worth the trouble of dealing with that monkey?

jimthefiend 06-08-2006 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gentle_Ben
is the girl so hot shes worth the trouble of dealing with that monkey?



No way, no how. I'm not even gonna bother emailing him. I'm just GLAD as hell I checked that site first.


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Web Lass 06-08-2006 09:36 AM

I think you should email to at least ask the price. Might be worth a laugh.

Wizzo 06-08-2006 09:36 AM

I won't ever deal with "managers", because I find they just like to get in the way and monkey fuck stuff up... :pimp

jimthefiend 06-08-2006 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wizzo
I won't ever deal with "managers", because I find they just like to get in the way and monkey fuck stuff up... :pimp



I agree. "Managers" are just wanna be pimps who don't have the fucking sense to market the broad themselves. They always want exorbitant amounts of money and act like they are fucking experts.

HizAzPhun 06-08-2006 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Web Lass
I think you should email to at least ask the price. Might be worth a laugh.

I agree, now I'm curious!

jimthefiend 06-08-2006 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Web Lass
I think you should email to at least ask the price. Might be worth a laugh.

hehehe good point, I may.

pornguy 06-08-2006 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend
I agree. "Managers" are just wanna be pimps who don't have the fucking sense to market the broad themselves. They always want exorbitant amounts of money and act like they are fucking experts.

Had that happen one time. On the second and last time I ever allowed a " MANAGER" to show, the guy was actually pretty cool.. Told me that he had seen a lot of the shots of the girl, and that she photographed better from one side than the other, and then sat his ass down, and never moved, or said another word. thanked us when we were done, and offered to take us to dinner.

Kato_Kaelin 06-08-2006 09:45 AM

Quote:

Please allow me to introduce myself. I am Joseph Silverstone. I am a performer myself. When this book hits the streets, the big name entertainers who have great influential power will most likely have me exiled. Not really, but they won't like the fact that with this system, I have successfully leveled the marketing playing field. After applying this program, you will be able to compete with the biggest names in show business!
This sounds remarkably like KFizzle!

-SECCO- 06-08-2006 09:47 AM

"Make A Fortune As A Magician"

wicked:thumbsup

rowan 06-08-2006 11:03 AM

Rule of thumb: if a marketing site has highlighted yellow sentences it's probably BS :Graucho


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