Have you got just 1 relative.....
 

that you are scared off?

I pride myself on being 'my own man' - I dont take shit from anyone

With the execption of my uncle George. The guy is a scarey freak - I turn into a quivering jelly when he turns up.

He sticks his hands on his hips and gives me my orders for the day - I want to say 'No! Go away' - but all that comes out is "Yes George - how far?"

He has to go.... :mad:

No, I fear no man on this planet.

Yeah, my uncle mike scares the fuck outta me. He's a big truck driver!

But are they real, or integer?

how about...
http://thebiggestsecretpict.online.f...alien_prop.jpg
?

Close - but his arms are not as long.

and he has more external genitalia.