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Web Lass 06-06-2006 10:43 AM

David Blaine's Next Stunt: Immaculate Conception
 
I can't find a news link for this yet, but they were talking about it on Howard Stern this morning.

For David Blaine's next stunt he's going to get a woman pregnant without having sex with her.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

ne0 06-06-2006 10:57 AM

japanese does that since ever, it's called bukkake :)

Malicious Biz 06-06-2006 11:03 AM

it's called "having good aim". big deal.

CamJack 06-06-2006 11:16 AM

I knew a girl that got pregant from a toliet seat and another from a public pool.

SilentKnight 06-06-2006 11:17 AM

Wow, he's figured out how to use a turkey baster?

The lad's a genius!

BlackCrayon 06-06-2006 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geoGUERILLA
I knew a girl that got pregant from a toliet seat and another from a public pool.

lol, people love excuses.

Makingcoin 06-06-2006 11:57 AM

Would love to see this.

MrPinks 06-06-2006 12:05 PM

I could be wrong but it's supposed to be David Copperfield doing this and not David Blaine

Web Lass 06-06-2006 12:09 PM

Ohhh... it's possible that I heard it wrong then.

Yeah, you're probably right.

Quote:

David copperfield?s latest illusion

(Plans to impregnate a woman on stage without touching her)

? Yeah, but will he have to pay child support? ... So, Copperfield is an illusionist, right? Doesn't that mean that the pregnancy will not really occur? That's not much of an illusion. ...

I can see how this goes:

Illusionist: And, with a wave of my magic wand and the words ?ortho-novum? you will be pregnant! VOILA!!! (pause) Do you feel pregnant?

Volunteer: Yes, Mr Illusionist! I feel VERY pregnant!

Illusionist: Are you sure?

Volunteer: I'm 100 per cent positive that I feel pregnant, Mr Illusionist!

Yeah, that's riveting stuff.

Tdog 06-06-2006 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrPinks
I could be wrong but it's supposed to be David Copperfield doing this and not David Blaine

Or could be "sig and roy"

madawgz 06-06-2006 12:19 PM

ahhahahaha what the fuck, this guys insane

ne0 06-06-2006 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Web Lass
Ohhh... it's possible that I heard it wrong then.

Yeah, you're probably right.

happens when you have much idle time to think about shit.
i wonder when he is going to fake the world peace, and the gas pricing lowering, may be the presidents fall for it ;)

sweetgirl2006 06-06-2006 01:11 PM

what in the world..

StickyGreen 06-06-2006 01:13 PM

last night leno said it was david copperfield lol, i guess he got his news fucked up...

Wordsforhire 06-06-2006 01:14 PM

Dude you should read my blog lol, it is very possible although unlikely to get a girl pregnant without actually having sex with her.

You simply need to jack off and rub the cum on her cunt to be blunt about it. Although it is unlikely it is still possible, those little tadpoles can swim...

http://sexynotebook.com/?p=53 Note the myth about girls who are virgins cant get pregnant...

jacked 06-06-2006 01:14 PM

yeah cause he'll get this one right...

Drake 06-06-2006 01:15 PM

That'd be cool

Web Lass 06-06-2006 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StickyGreen
last night leno said it was david copperfield lol, i guess he got his news fucked up...

No, I got MY news wrong. My bad.

loverboy 06-06-2006 01:37 PM

he must be running out of ideas

:smokin

http://www.t-computers.co.uk/photogr...m-Insane-2.jpg

Wordsforhire 06-06-2006 01:43 PM

Holy shit that's scary..

ShellyCrash 06-06-2006 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tdog
Or could be "sig and roy"

If Siegfried and Roy knocked a woman up that would be news!

http://www.vegasretro.com/entertaine...d_roy_x2_r.jpg

sweetgirl2006 06-06-2006 01:54 PM

that is scary..

ShellyCrash 06-06-2006 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Web Lass
he's going to get a woman pregnant without having sex with her.

... will this stunt be called the Michael Jackson?

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200311/r12407_29764.jpg

reynold 06-06-2006 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz
ahhahahaha what the fuck, this guys insane


Devastated by his most recent failure stunt I guess... lol


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