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mikesouth 06-05-2006 06:29 PM

666 The Mark of The Beast and More Funnies
 
666 = number of the beast
665 = older brother of the beast
660 = approximate number of the beast
66600 = zip code of the beast
1/666 = common denominator of the beast
665.95 = retail price of the beast
$699.25 = Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax
$769.95 = Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul
$656.66 = Walmart price of the Beast
$646.66 = Next week's Walmart price of the Beast
660 = Approximate number of the Beast
DCLXVI = Roman numeral of the Beast
666.0000 = Number of the High Precision Beast
0.666 = Number of the Millibeast
/ 666 = Beast Common Denominator
(-666) ^ (1/2) = Imaginary number of the Beast
6.66 e3 = Floating point Beast
1010011010 = Binary of the Beast
6, uh . . . what was that number again? = Number of the Blonde Beast
1-666 = Area code of the Beast
00666 = Zip code of the Beast
666mph = The speed limit of the Beast
Phillips 666 = Gasoline of the Beast
Route 666 = Way of the Beast
666 F = Oven temperature for roast Beast
666k = Retirement plan of the Beast
666 mg = Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast
6.66 % = 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast of Hell National Bank, $666 minimum deposit.
$666/hr = Beast's lawyer's billing rate
Lotus 6-6-6 = Spreadsheet of the Beast
Word 6.66 = Word Processor of the Beast
i66686 = CPU of the Beast
665.9997856 = The Number of the Beast on a Pentium
666i = BMW of the Beast
DSM-666 (revised) = Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast
1232 Octal, Apt. 29A = Beast's hexed address
668 = Next-door neighbor of the Beast
333 = The semi-Christ

Nembrionic 06-05-2006 06:31 PM

Lol...666 is not the number of the beast. That was a translational error

MaddCaz 06-05-2006 06:32 PM

bwahahahah

Scootermuze 06-05-2006 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nembrionic
Lol...666 is not the number of the beast. That was a translational error

Here's the deal:

The mark of the beast 666 in Revelation 13:18 is probably the best know Bible Code. This is called gematria meaning "manipulation with numbers". In both Hebrew and Greek as well as other languages, letters of the alphabet were used as numbers. So names had a certain numerical value. "Nero Caesar" transliterated into the Hebrew from the Greek (Neron Kaiser) adds up to exactly 666 in Hebrew. N=50, R=200, W=6, N=50 plus Q=100, S=60, R=200 totals 666. This spelling of Nero Caesar was found in the discovery of an Aramaic document in Wadi Murabba`at (BASOR 170, 65). The Latin form of "Nero Caesar" when transliterated into Hebrew adds up to 616. This most likely explains the textual variant in Revelation 13:18 with the number 616. It should also be noted that the Greek word for "Beast" when transliterated back into Hebrew adds up to 666. Ancient writers referred to Nero as a "beast" (See Philostratus Vit. Apoll. 4.38; Sib. Or. 5.343; 8.157). For more detailed commentary see Word Biblical Commentary: Revelation 6-16 by David E. Aune. See more details about the Book of Revelation.


The whole book of Revelation thing is nothing more that about the fall of the Roman Empire... Too many bible thumpers want to put too much drama into this stuff..

mikesouth 06-05-2006 07:15 PM

ya i have the whole story on mikesouth.com but didnt wanna bore peeps here with such things as might be considered educational.....

would you hit it threads get better attention...reckon why...

reynold 06-05-2006 10:28 PM

Now, this one is so funny. Could lighten us a bit instead. :)

CaptainHowdy 06-05-2006 11:32 PM

LOLOLO :1orglaugh!

tony286 06-06-2006 12:49 AM

good laugh :)

iWeb_Iya 06-06-2006 12:51 AM

Nice one! :thumbsup :1orglaugh :thumbsup

rabbit 06-06-2006 02:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scootermuze
Here's the deal:

The mark of the beast 666 in Revelation 13:18 is probably the best know Bible Code. This is called gematria meaning "manipulation with numbers". In both Hebrew and Greek as well as other languages, letters of the alphabet were used as numbers. So names had a certain numerical value. "Nero Caesar" transliterated into the Hebrew from the Greek (Neron Kaiser) adds up to exactly 666 in Hebrew. N=50, R=200, W=6, N=50 plus Q=100, S=60, R=200 totals 666. This spelling of Nero Caesar was found in the discovery of an Aramaic document in Wadi Murabba`at (BASOR 170, 65). The Latin form of "Nero Caesar" when transliterated into Hebrew adds up to 616. This most likely explains the textual variant in Revelation 13:18 with the number 616. It should also be noted that the Greek word for "Beast" when transliterated back into Hebrew adds up to 666. Ancient writers referred to Nero as a "beast" (See Philostratus Vit. Apoll. 4.38; Sib. Or. 5.343; 8.157). For more detailed commentary see Word Biblical Commentary: Revelation 6-16 by David E. Aune. See more details about the Book of Revelation.


The whole book of Revelation thing is nothing more that about the fall of the Roman Empire... Too many bible thumpers want to put too much drama into this stuff..

amen to that!

Manowar 06-06-2006 03:24 AM

muahaha awesome

E$_manager 06-06-2006 03:27 AM

funny!"_

PussyTeenies 06-06-2006 03:47 AM

good stuff

heidi hunni 06-06-2006 04:57 AM

hehe made me laugh

uptight 06-06-2006 05:30 AM

669 The Beast and its girl in a hot oral action

CaptainWolfy 06-06-2006 05:45 AM

lol you make me laught!

SgtStrider 06-06-2006 06:11 AM

sounds like someone was bored

J. Falcon 06-06-2006 06:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scootermuze
Here's the deal:

The mark of the beast 666 in Revelation 13:18 is probably the best know Bible Code. This is called gematria meaning "manipulation with numbers". In both Hebrew and Greek as well as other languages, letters of the alphabet were used as numbers. So names had a certain numerical value. "Nero Caesar" transliterated into the Hebrew from the Greek (Neron Kaiser) adds up to exactly 666 in Hebrew. N=50, R=200, W=6, N=50 plus Q=100, S=60, R=200 totals 666. This spelling of Nero Caesar was found in the discovery of an Aramaic document in Wadi Murabba`at (BASOR 170, 65). The Latin form of "Nero Caesar" when transliterated into Hebrew adds up to 616. This most likely explains the textual variant in Revelation 13:18 with the number 616. It should also be noted that the Greek word for "Beast" when transliterated back into Hebrew adds up to 666. Ancient writers referred to Nero as a "beast" (See Philostratus Vit. Apoll. 4.38; Sib. Or. 5.343; 8.157). For more detailed commentary see Word Biblical Commentary: Revelation 6-16 by David E. Aune. See more details about the Book of Revelation.



Pure coincidence :)

BluewireAngie 06-06-2006 07:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uptight
669 The Beast and its girl in a hot oral action

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

writersworld8 06-06-2006 09:04 PM

lol! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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MaddCaz 06-06-2006 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scootermuze
Here's the deal:

The mark of the beast 666 in Revelation 13:18 is probably the best know Bible Code. This is called gematria meaning "manipulation with numbers". In both Hebrew and Greek as well as other languages, letters of the alphabet were used as numbers. So names had a certain numerical value. "Nero Caesar" transliterated into the Hebrew from the Greek (Neron Kaiser) adds up to exactly 666 in Hebrew. N=50, R=200, W=6, N=50 plus Q=100, S=60, R=200 totals 666. This spelling of Nero Caesar was found in the discovery of an Aramaic document in Wadi Murabba`at (BASOR 170, 65). The Latin form of "Nero Caesar" when transliterated into Hebrew adds up to 616. This most likely explains the textual variant in Revelation 13:18 with the number 616. It should also be noted that the Greek word for "Beast" when transliterated back into Hebrew adds up to 666. Ancient writers referred to Nero as a "beast" (See Philostratus Vit. Apoll. 4.38; Sib. Or. 5.343; 8.157). For more detailed commentary see Word Biblical Commentary: Revelation 6-16 by David E. Aune. See more details about the Book of Revelation.


The whole book of Revelation thing is nothing more that about the fall of the Roman Empire... Too many bible thumpers want to put too much drama into this stuff..


:disgust didnt know there was so much math involved...

WWC-Pajio 06-06-2006 09:13 PM

....lol :D

madawgz 06-06-2006 09:31 PM

some interresting facts you got there lol


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