Reading TERMS of a website. What does this mean?
 

Displayed on a paysite:

DOWNLOAD CONDITIONS: You own the actual license version of the episode(s)/movie(s) that you are downloading. If you do not have the actual episode(s)/movie(s) you are downloading, then they must be deleted from your computer within 24 hours. If you enjoy the episode(s)/movie(s), we encourage you to purchase the product(s) from the said makers of the product(s). No illegal episode(s)/movie(s) will be sold by you OR and its webhosts / webmaster / owner / staff / sponsors will not be liable for your actions We are not liable for any/all damage done to your system/computer OR is not liable for actions taken towards you No files on this site may be linked to directly. For controversial reasons, if you are affiliated with any government, ANTI-Piracy group or any other related group, or were formally a worker of one you CANNOT enter this web site, cannot access any of its files and you cannot view any of the HTML files. If you enter this site you are not agreeing to these terms and you are violating code 431.322.12 of the Internet Privacy Act signed by Bill Clinton in 1995 and that means that you CANNOT threaten our ISP(s) or any person(s) or company storing these files, and cannot prosecute any person(s) affiliated with this page which includes family, friends or individuals who run or enter this web site. For controversial reasons, if you are affiliated with or work at FUNimation or any other related group, or were formally a worker of one you CANNOT enter this web site, cannot access any of its files and you cannot view any of the HTML files. If you enter this site you are not agreeing to these terms and you are violating code 431.322.12 of the Internet Privacy Act signed by Bill Clinton in 1995 and that means that you CANNOT threaten our ISP(s) or any person(s) or company storing these files, and cannot prosecute any person(s) affiliated with this page which includes family, friends or individuals who run or enter this web site. We reserve ourselves the right to change this policy any time. By continuing to enter this page, you are expressly and impliedly agreeing to all terms as stated above, and affirm that you are in compliance with all federal, state and local laws concerning the content of this site. If you are under 21 years of age, or if it is illegal to view adult material in your community, please leave now. We can't be held responsible for your actions. We are not acting in any way to send you this information; you are choosing to receive it! Continuing further means that you understand and accept responsibility for your own actions, thus releasing the creators of this Web page and our service provider from all liability.



Can someone fill me in?

it's taken from a paysite btw

Sounds like the warnings that used to appear all over warez and mp3 sites.

In essence, it says "All the content on this site is stolen. Unless you actually own the movie, don't download it off this website. If you do, you're breaking the law and we can't be held responsible." (which is bullshit).

I'd love to know what site and who's processing for it.

You own the actual license version of the episode(s)/movie(s) that you are downloading. If you do not have the actual episode(s)/movie(s) you are downloading, then they must be deleted from your computer within 24 hours

well i couldn't be stuffed reading the rest of it after read that first line , its the standard warez site crap , just missing the " if you work for the fbi or any other law enforcement site you can't enter this site as said by clinto on X date

its just another one of those urband myth which people believe will cover there ass in the courts , no country that i know has the 24hr rule
and as far as i know clinton never signed any act

the statement provide absolutely no legal protection for the criminals operating the Web site, the ISP or the Web site customers

hehe... it's there.

"For controversial reasons, if you are affiliated with any government, ANTI-Piracy group or any other related group, or were formally a worker of one you CANNOT enter this web site, cannot access any of its files and you cannot view any of the HTML files. If you enter this site you are not agreeing to these terms and you are violating code 431.322.12 of the Internet Privacy Act signed by Bill Clinton in 1995..."