So I show up to work 10min ago ....
 

There are 3 cops and a beat up prositute on the porch. They eyeballed me as I pulled up, and I couldn't get in because the whore was leaning against the door. I get in through another office door, and my phone rings, my boss, telling me she called the cops because they were out on break smoking and the prostitute was naked and masterbating.

What The Fuck ???

Sorry, I know this thread is useless without pics, but I have no camera and the cops are like 20 feet away.

You're going to have to tell this story one more time :upsidedow

Good lord wtf?

That's what I said, she was HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH as a mothafucka

Nice way to start your day.

Time for a new office... :1orglaugh

I'm trying, lookin for a new job to get out of here lol.

if a prostitute is having sex with herself...who pays her?

She bargains with herself. Apparently they found a bag full of crack and crackpipes and shit.

It's kind of like an "advance".
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what part of the hood is your office? typically there are no hookers masturbating in business parks and upscale offices.

maybe im wrong

I refuse to touch that door, i don't care how many cans of lysol we have.

I never said I was an upscale type of guy, my office is in a shitty area, I live in a shitty area, i'm a failed webmaster and I make no money whatsoever. I fail at life, sorry p1mpdogg

thanks for answering my question haha

you poor guy, i feel bad for you now. need some help?

WTF > Poor lady must have some serious issues.

No thanks, i'm ok, thanks for the offer.

What a way to start the work week

All that free footage and noone shoot any of it!?!?!

The people at CrackWhoreConfessions.com/
would have known what to do :winkwink:

shoulda went to work earlier

Were there a lot flies by the door?

College students masturbate and fuck at the library all the time at a local prestigious university. They also have flashers to get the "students" in the mood. You also find a number of them sleeping.... Tuition $ put to good use...

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