Relink Software's New Wordpress Plugin [Link Mapper] - Contest -
 

Relink Software's WordPress plugin 'Link Mapper' allows you to break away from the typical static link list and have a more dynamic linking system based on category, and relevance.

What does it do:
Say you run a general blog with a number of different categories, you wouldn't want "Big Tit" related links in a "Big Cock" category. Link Mapper allows you to have the option of displaying only links that are relevant to your category, thus, boosting your search engine rankings, and link relevance, and as always it's completely dynamic and can be changed at anytime without having to edit your template.

It's so simple even a monkey can use it!

Contest: Best way to utilize a Rubber stamp, paperclip, olive oil, toothpick, and, an engine piston.

Contest rules: 100 posts 1 post per person 3 winners. more than 1 post, and you are disqualified, and you must use each of those "ingredients/tools"
There must be at least 15 Submissions


This plugin will be available for sale tomorrow on RelinkSoftware.com, and it will be free to Autoblogger Pro customers.

Stuff them all in baddogs ass and kick him in the nuts. I think that would be the best way to utilize a Rubber stamp, paperclip, olive oil, toothpick, and, an engine piston.

Start a bikini scavenger hunt and charge admission to peopel wanting to see scantily clad women hunt for a rubber stamp, paperclip, olive oil, toothpick, and, an engine piston. :2 cents:

OK I'm getting some ICQ's, some people are upset with the rules.
Tough shit. I'm tired, and TD wants it to stay to a couple of pages. :1orglaugh
I have no use for any of those items, so I disqualify myself.

Congrats to the winners.

At any point do they remove their bikinis?

Ok, so check this out; I will put the piston on the chair behind my monkey, and utilize the olive oil to grease it. In the circle of the piston at the bottom I'll jam the rubber stamp in there. I'll then straighten out the paper clip and stick that and the toothpick into the rubber of the stamp.

Now, what the contraption will do is every time the monkey starts to doze off and sit back, he will bump the piston which will then rock back and forth poking him in the ass.

Revenue will increase twofold and my blogging output will be phenomenal!

Once I train him to type "see sig" I will definately be a millionaire. :winkwink:




PLEASE NOTE: I have already submitted my patent for this device, and it will be called the "Monkey Poker". :1orglaugh

w00t w00t

Heh, impressive. :upsidedow

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

it's p00t.

Chio... you're one slick Pirate yaaargh..

I'd love to play, but the bottom line is this... my day already consisted of this, so I'll tell ya a story.

Relink Softwares plugins are a no brainer (You calling me a monkey?) As a matter of fact I had all but given them a rubber stamp. The problem I had was just as I was about to gimme some, my pasta overflowed and I realized I was out of Olive Oil and I'm not talking about the kind that Popeye likes to pump if you catch my drift.

I jumped in the "Blingmobile" and as I got to my local grocer something went wrong with the engine piston I had just rebuilt. Rather than getting pissed off and all I adjusted my fat ass Bling Daddy toothpick and said "fuckit".

Anyway the girl at the checkout lane asked me if she could staple me receipt and I said.. "Can't you just give me a damn paperclip?!"

The only good part of the day was getting back and having my blogs a "kickin".

What's the moral of the story? Don't dangle carrots unless you've got the backside of a donkey.

Perhaps tomorrow I'll need a chainsaw, a bottle of USB Grease and a dental drill... one just never knows..
:thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I'd buy a $14.95 hosting package from www.Tear2Hosting.com using the URL below in order to get Autoblogger Pro and this new Wordpress Plugin for free with the deal so that I wouldn't have to give two thoughts as to what the hell i'd do with a rubber stamp, paperclip, olive oil, toothpick, and, an engine piston. :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

I would use this link to do it

bump for a great deal from AutoBlogger :)

Jim

Sir, I'm going to eat your liver with a spork.

Yo Chio - Show us a blog using autobloggerpro that's ranked top 5 on google for a top search phrase.

Do that and you're money baby. If you can't, well, then, umm....

Well the real test would be if you could do it using a rubber stamp, paperclip, olive oil, toothpick, and an engine piston? :1orglaugh

I'd sell 'em all on ebay and hope I made enough to buy a copy of Link Mapper

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i vote for this

lol neuken in de keuken op de keukentafel.... Is a GEO mod included in the script?

Take the engine piston and stick the toothpick through the "eye".
Now take the paperclip and bend it out of shape so that it forms one line.
Then bend each end of the paperclip so that it forms an arch shape, much like the letter "n". Take each bended end and wrap it around both ends of the paperclip. The paperclip now forms a handle for the toothpick and the pistol.

Now take the rubberstamp, and press it thoroughly on the other end of the toothpick. Make sure you press the "non-stamp" side on the piston. You can make a tiny incision on the back of the rubber if this is of any help. Don't press the pistol through all the way, otherwise you'll tamper with the stamp itself.

For the final touch, pour the olive oil in a boil or on a splate or whatever is available and dip your home made stamping device in it. Now carefully stamp your body in various patterns and go enjoy the sun outside. The effect will be that the rest of your body will be completely red after a few hours except for the stamped area, leaving very cool patterns on your body.

You can use different stamp ends for creating different patterns. Good luck!

A few customers allow me to show results of theirs. Hit me up on ICQ, I'd be glad to show you some real world stuff.

PS BUMP for more winners.