>>>I Wanna Be The Next GFY Superstar Boardwhore! I Need Tips PLZ
 

I wanna become the next superstar boardwhore of GFY.

What I need to know from you GFY:

Tips and advice on how to reach this goal
Toes I should step on and toes I should not
Who's ass I should kiss
anything else I should know on how to accomplish this goal


CONSIDER THIS THREAD MY FIRST STEPS ON THE ROAD TO INTERNET STARDOM


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You need an entourage first, I can help.

give juicy a call, he can help ya

1-800-juicy-yo

start blowjobs around ;)

BOY ALLEY IS TRYING TO PUT IT IN MY POOPER
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start fake dramas.... and bitch around...

change your name to juicy jr. :thumbsup

Texas Dreams if you would be so kind as to change my username to Juicy JR. it would be much appreciated.

I do believe that will be a step in the right direction.

Can't replace Juicy

well if you have any websites you need to get rid of them so you can concentrate on posting shit on GFY 24/7

Go fuck yourself you bitch faggot ass queer whore:321GFY :321GFY :321GFY




















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Done and Done:pimp :pimp

already like a pro :thumbsup

You need to have a way higher postcount !

You need photochoppable pics of yourself.

That will come in time.. right now I need to know other aspects of it.

Sherm I'm no where near as pretty as juicy or frogthelog so I'll have to get them photoshopped before I let them be photoshopped:( :( :(

Don't quit your burger job just yet... :)

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I would think you need to at least tell one person a day to "Go Fuck Themselves".

I got fired from pizza hut so that's why i've got all this free time now:pimp :pimp :pimp :pimp :pimp

1. Post often and verbosely. This is the most important rule. At least 40 posts / 3 threads a day with a minimum of thought put into each post.

2. Be friendly, interesting, entertaining and non-controversial. If you have to post drama, make sure you're well within the majority's opinion on the matter. If you can't be interesting and entertaining, forget about it, you'll never graduate from sigwhore to boardwhore.

3. Brand yourself like a muthafucker. Off-the-board street cred translates big time in el virtualaso and is essential.

1) when you wake up first thing you post before you insert your daily suppository is "GGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDD MMMMMMMMMMMRRRONNNNNNNNNNNING GFYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"

more tips later.

Be a Drama Queen hah, talk alot, and give me some money ;)

Sorry about the double poost

1. Give up whatever life you had.
2. Post like a motherfucker.
3. Why aren't you doing 2, fool?

whine like a bitch should do it

DON'T APPOLOGIZE PLAYER... BUMP THE SIG TO KEEP THE DREAM ALIVE!

figuring out what it is exactly that the people want is half the battle:pimp :pimp :pimp

this is why I want my nick changed to juicy JR. why waste time creating my own brand of boardwhorism when I can just ride the coattails of someone elses

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it will be a huge time saver.

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Forget your regular bath and have someone assigned to deliver your meal at your room. :thumbsup