Friday night binge drinking TIPS!
 

Here are a few things I have learned tonight:
1) Do not vomit on the bartender. He will take offence to it and likely stop serving you the yummy beverages you've been pounding back all night.
2) Do not vomit anywhere in the bar outside of the restroom.
3) Leave all clothing on at all times.
4) Don't try to Tom Cruise your beer like it is a vodka bottle. There's no top on a glass of Stella.
5) Don't yell "HEY. Hey..... HEY........ HEY" repeatedly when trying to get someones attention.
6) If you MUST touch breasts, ensure the breast's hand does not have a wedding ring on.
7) Do not dirty dance with your best friend - who happens to be male.
8) On the drive home, keep your window up. A wide open window with a head sticking out at 3am is a surefire way to attract attention.
9) No one cares that you're drunk. Stop bragging about it in the hallways of your apartment complex.
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10) Do not call ex girlfriends. Not because you're drunk, but because no one likes getting woken up at 3am to: "HEY. Hey..... HEY........ HEY"

Sig spot.
HEY!

I saw someone do something stupid tonight.. so i'll add to the list

11.) Don't start a fight with someone at a party, and then bitch out and try and drive away when the guy steps to you - and end up driving your jeep into a ditch and tipping it on it's side

Hahaha niceeeee.

You're ruining our industry's reputation with posts like this ;)

This industry has had a poor reputation since the first woman showed her tits for money, I sincerely doubt me drinking alcohol is making a difference on any front. But nice try son.

12.) Don't blaze when you're already hammered drunk - you'll get the spins and puke

13.) ...... under no circumstances is it good to line up 7 chairs in a line and bet people you can jump over them all.... unless you're wearing some kind of ankle brace that will prevent your ankle from spraining when you bail... that's right... not IF you bail.. WHEN.

i just fine it amazing that i talk about some blow and people ride me but here you are talking about driving while impaired and assaulting women and no one has a problem with it

You're a genuine, 100% certified asshole - on a number of levels.

just watch out for the beer goggles