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madawgz 06-02-2006 02:42 AM

I tipped the bar tender 95$ tonight.....
 
is that normal?

i spent like 400$ on drinks.....

wtv :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

polish_aristocrat 06-02-2006 02:44 AM

dude, seriously, are you insane?

yesterday you say you lost $2,000 on poker and it was money you "needed" to win and short after that you spend $500 on drinks

wtf ?

emthree 06-02-2006 02:45 AM

I still think you're a retard troll.
If you were smarter, you would of bought a bottle.

ssp 06-02-2006 02:46 AM

You are full of

http://www.soimmature.com/images/super_long_turd.gif

Seek help, pretending to have done things you haven't done is not normal.

mOrrI 06-02-2006 02:46 AM

Looks like he as a good income :)

madawgz 06-02-2006 02:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat
dude, seriously, are you insane?

yesterday you say you lost $2,000 on poker and it was money you "needed" to win and short after that you spend $500 on drinks

wtf ?

thats just how it goes man, it costs alot of money when i go out

polish_aristocrat 06-02-2006 02:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mOrrI
Looks like he as a good income :)

he = 18 year old, addicted to sex lines, gambling, spending money on stupid shit, and getting panic attacks and posting 122 times daily on GFY


I wouldnt be surprised if ssp was right :upsidedow

madawgz 06-02-2006 02:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ssp
You are full of

http://www.soimmature.com/images/super_long_turd.gif

Seek help, pretending to have done things you haven't done is not normal.

you obviously dont know me, i buy everyone drinks

ssp 06-02-2006 02:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz
you obviously dont know me, i buy everyone drinks

I just bought drinks for my whole town.

These are my closest friends:

http://www.cgstock.com/pics/3627.jpg

You =
http://www.keithwhite.us/turd.jpg

polish_aristocrat 06-02-2006 02:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat
he = 18 year old, addicted to sex lines, gambling, spending money on stupid shit, and getting panic attacks and posting 122 times daily on GFY

smart thing would be: getting a girlfriend ( or just having fuckfriends, but it would be cheaper than phone sex and much more fun anyway ), investing the money instead of gamblig and working instead of posting ( ok, the last one I'm not the best person to give advice about, heh )

madawgz 06-02-2006 02:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat
he = 18 year old, addicted to sex lines, gambling, spending money on stupid shit, and getting panic attacks and posting 122 times daily on GFY


I wouldnt be surprised if ssp was right :upsidedow

man, ask bdjuf .... he knows what i do

wdforty 06-02-2006 02:57 AM

start saving your pennies dude

ssp 06-02-2006 02:58 AM

Why do you make these threads about fake events?

Do you think anyone is going to think: "Fuck this guy is insanely rich!!!! So coool!!!!! Fuck I wish I was him!??!!"

No, people think you're a moron. An attention seeker at best. It's pathetic man.

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/hsc0750l.jpg

madawgz 06-02-2006 03:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ssp
Why do you make these threads about fake events?

Do you think anyone is going to think: "Fuck this guy is insanely rich!!!! So coool!!!!! Fuck I wish I was him!??!!"

No, people think you're a moron. An attention seeker at best. It's pathetic man.

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/hsc0750l.jpg

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

im seriously not bullshitting, you can think what you want tho.........

lilith_godess 06-02-2006 03:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ssp
Why do you make these threads about fake events?

Do you think anyone is going to think: "Fuck this guy is insanely rich!!!! So coool!!!!! Fuck I wish I was him!??!!"

No, people think you're a moron. An attention seeker at best. It's pathetic man.

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/hsc0750l.jpg

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

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gangbangjoe 06-02-2006 03:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz
man, ask bdjuf .... he knows what i do


you are his lacoste scarf dealer?

madawgz 06-02-2006 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gangbangjoe
you are his lacoste scarf dealer?

um, no :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

clickclickclick 06-02-2006 02:29 PM

a fool and his money are soon departed

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 06-02-2006 02:38 PM

where do you go out? i go out and spend max $20

Young 06-02-2006 02:40 PM

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PaulB IYP 06-02-2006 02:40 PM

$400 is not that much if you're taking out a couple of ladies

american pervert 06-02-2006 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ssp
I just bought drinks for my whole town.

you =
http://www.keithwhite.us/turd.jpg


i think i am going to take stock pix of my shit just for ppl to use in posts

onlineriches 06-02-2006 02:42 PM

spending $500 on drinks in montreal is crazy.

THAT IS THE DIRT CAPTIAL OF CANADA.

some bars I went to there had dirt floors and the cheapest drinks i'd ever seen.

soulbleed 06-02-2006 02:42 PM

122 posts per day

thats just sad

BluewireAngie 06-02-2006 02:45 PM

WHAT!!! $95 for a tip?!!!! Is that for one bartender only?

RyuLion 06-02-2006 02:45 PM

lol, this is a funny thread..
Seriously, a bottle of vodka at a descent club is $300 in US..
you can treat at least three girls and two guys at best..

Paparazzi 06-02-2006 02:56 PM

so you're not broke anymore???

pussyluver 06-02-2006 02:57 PM

When you're a little older you'll go: Why the fuck did I blow all that money... :helpme

My real point was that if you're gonna leave $95, leave an even $100 instead. You'll get more than the $5 in good will and they won't think you're just some stupid fuck. You'll get it back in free drinks next time back.

gimo33 06-02-2006 03:02 PM

guess your cool now huh :)

CDSmith 06-02-2006 03:05 PM

That's the neat part of these boards, anyone can say anything about themselves and who is to disprove it?

I just aquired a deal for a new 90 million dollar condo development. Over the next 20 years I will earn close to triple the initial investment.

I just shot my idiot neighbor for being.... what else? An IDIOT. And the cops can't touch me 'cuz I have diplomatic immunity.

I just sold my ex girlfriend into slavery to some Arabs last week, made a cool $30k profit (profit as in over and above all the coin I spent on the bitch over 2 years)


Fun stuff eh? :D



All I can say is if you dropped $95 to a tarbender for a tip I hope you at least got a blowjob out it.

xlogger 06-02-2006 03:05 PM

youre the man now dog

lol

Borka 06-02-2006 03:06 PM

madawgz im thinking of hitting montreal to party, you know any good partys and some pretty ladies ?

pussyluver 06-02-2006 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith
That's the neat part of these boards, anyone can say anything about themselves and who is to disprove it?

I just aquired a deal for a new 90 million dollar condo development. Over the next 20 years I will earn close to triple the initial investment.

I just shot my idiot neighbor for being.... what else? An IDIOT. And the cops can't touch me 'cuz I have diplomatic immunity.

I just sold my ex girlfriend into slavery to some Arabs last week, made a cool $30k profit (profit as in over and above all the coin I spent on the bitch over 2 years)


Fun stuff eh? :D



All I can say is if you dropped $95 to a tarbender for a tip I hope you at least got a blowjob out it.

Won all the color of my chips at a roulette table in Vegas and droped $400 on the dealer. Thought I was hot shit. Then took a look around and figured out that ain't shit.

Fact or fiction?

giftedtwisted 06-02-2006 03:16 PM

<---Broke crippled web designer needs cash.... tip me instead.

taking donations via paypal

lol
:winkwink:

NoWhErE 06-02-2006 03:27 PM

Why the fuck do people still give attention to this punk?

Can someone PLEASE contact TexasDreams and get maddawgz the fuck out of here?

Cyber Fucker 06-02-2006 03:33 PM

I go to US and gonna be bartender :D

giftedtwisted 06-02-2006 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bbwebmaster
I go to US and gonna be bartender :D

you might like this site if you really are from poland
http://www.polishtees.com

DutchTeenCash 06-02-2006 03:37 PM

and another thread went wrong

HpicAnn 06-02-2006 03:42 PM

No doubt that guy was very happy

madawgz 06-02-2006 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Borka
madawgz im thinking of hitting montreal to party, you know any good partys and some pretty ladies ?

yeah i could hook you up, let me know when you get down here

sweetgirl2006 06-02-2006 03:42 PM

Yeah i agree with all you people.

madawgz 06-02-2006 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoWhErE
Why the fuck do people still give attention to this punk?

Can someone PLEASE contact TexasDreams and get maddawgz the fuck out of here?

its funny how i never talk any bullshit and everyone thinks everything i say isnt true

wtv

Cyber Fucker 06-02-2006 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by giftedtwisted
you might like this site if you really are from poland
http://www.polishtees.com

hehehe... Nice chick there :thumbsup but actually I don't like the place that I live in :winkwink: ...so many two-faced motherfuckers here

D 06-02-2006 03:48 PM

I bartended for a several years at various spots in L.A....

25% is a pretty solid tip for drinks... definitely on the higher-end, and worth a buy-back or two the next time you're in theplace if the bartender remembers you.

And, like pussyluver said, a straight-up c-note woulda made you more memorable.


Best way to get a bartender's attention (especially at a busy club) is to give him a $50 or $100 tip on your first drink, and tell him "take care of me tonight, and you'll have another on my way out the door".

Assuming you're not running the bartender to death, you won't wait for a drink all night.

sonofsam 06-02-2006 04:09 PM

madawgz : You're a fucking idiot.

dissipate 06-02-2006 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz
its funny how i never talk any bullshit and everyone thinks everything i say isnt true

wtv

Because you're a complete joke.

CDSmith 06-02-2006 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweetgirl2006
Yeah i agree with all you people.

You can't agree with everyone dammit!... it's against the law!


:D

pocketkangaroo 06-02-2006 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz
its funny how i never talk any bullshit and everyone thinks everything i say isnt true

wtv

You have to look at it from their perspective. For the most part, you're a sigwhore on the boards. It's hard to imagine you're rolling in the dough from that unless you have some wealthy parents. :2 cents:

2HousePlague 06-02-2006 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat
dude, seriously, are you insane?

yesterday you say you lost $2,000 on poker and it was money you "needed" to win and short after that you spend $500 on drinks

wtf ?

That's how we ride, yo.
2hp


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