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vanillapimp 06-01-2006 11:35 PM

short dudes in porn
 
just curious if anyone knows who the shortest male performer is?:small-smi

davecummings 06-01-2006 11:51 PM

I'm not only short (5'9.25"), but I'm also old, bald, fat, and ugly!

Dave

vanillapimp 06-02-2006 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davecummings
I'm not only short (5'9.25"), but I'm also old, bald, fat, and ugly!

Dave

fuck i am (5'2) that's the shortest in the industry i think..

NoWhErE 06-02-2006 12:09 AM

I'm sure there are a few midget performers...

betabomb 06-02-2006 12:13 AM

Does nothing for me. Im a shortie :winkwink:

vanillapimp 06-02-2006 01:30 AM

i was hoping to be the shortest. midgets don't count :small-smi

2HousePlague 06-02-2006 01:32 AM

Everything is relative.

2hp

vanillapimp 06-02-2006 01:46 AM

other then midgets:small-smi

vanillapimp 06-02-2006 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vanillapimp
other then midgets:small-smi

no offence to midgets :error

Sebastian Sands 06-02-2006 12:37 PM

Brandon Iron is a short one too

MrKinkade 06-02-2006 01:04 PM

i'm 6'4 is that short?

The Duck 06-02-2006 01:08 PM

This thread is useless without pics, seriously.

sickkittens 06-02-2006 02:03 PM

Google: midget porn

vanillapimp 06-02-2006 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kandah
This thread is useless without pics, seriously.

i would link up a pic but i have no online albums.. my producer would neuter
me if i gave out the name of the site! :warning

SgtStrider 06-02-2006 05:43 PM

why dont you ask Bridget the Midget? Or does she only work with tale ones?

lazycash 06-02-2006 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vanillapimp
fuck i am (5'2) that's the shortest in the industry i think..

Nope, Juicy is 5'1, he's got you by an inch.

vanillapimp 06-02-2006 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SgtStrider
why dont you ask Bridget the Midget? Or does she only work with tale ones?

never heard of her! i prefer to work with tall women anyways it what i usually work with...nothing a phonebook can fix and not to far from tacobell :pimp

vanillapimp 06-02-2006 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash
Nope, Juicy is 5'1, he's got you by an inch.

(5'2) with the phonebook:1orglaugh

Lance69 06-02-2006 06:59 PM

You make even me feel tall...
Thanks Vanilla.:thumbsup

The Ghost 06-02-2006 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vanillapimp
i was hoping to be the shortest. midgets don't count :small-smi

At what height is someone no longer a midget, and is just considered short?

Seriously

vanillapimp 06-02-2006 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Ghost
At what height is someone no longer a midget, and is just considered short?

Seriously

4'8 is the cut off when i checked last :small-smi

xclusive 06-02-2006 10:06 PM

I'm 6'7" but hung like a midget does that count?

L0rdJuni0r 06-02-2006 10:12 PM

i think PhotoGregg was like 5 feet tall or something....

vanillapimp 06-02-2006 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xclusive
I'm 6'7" but hung like a midget does that count?

i am 5'2 and hung like 8'0 does that make me a porn star:thumbsup

vanillapimp 06-04-2006 03:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vanillapimp
4'8 is the cut off when i checked last :small-smi

in canada

vanillapimp 06-11-2006 06:57 AM

so is there any one eles that can beat 5'1:pimp


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