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The Duck 06-01-2006 12:01 PM

Who were you in your last life?
 
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Your past life diagnosis: I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern New Guinea around the year 1825. Your profession was that of a medic, surgeon or herbalist. Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You had the mind of a scientist, always seeking new explanations. Your environment often misunderstood you, but respected your knowledge. The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your lesson is to study, to practice and to use the wisdom that lies within the psychological sciences and in ancient manuscripts. With strong faith and hard work you will reach your real destiny in your present life. Do you remember now?
Im not sure what its based on but hey, cool ^-^

http://www.thebigview.com/pastlife/

2HousePlague 06-01-2006 12:05 PM

I think I was Piggy.

http://pornacre.com/images/images/740.jpg

"The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Magic is everywhere around you, even in the most usual, most ordinary situations. Your lesson is to understand this magic and to help other people to see it, too. You are a magician!"


2hp

redHOTrage 06-01-2006 12:25 PM

Your past life diagnosis: I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Arctic around the year 700. Your profession was that of a dramatist, director, musician or bard. Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You were a sane, practical person, a materialist with no spiritual consciousness. Your simple wisdom helped the weaker and the poor. The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You should develop your talent for love, happiness and enthusiasm and you should distribute these feelings to all people. Do you remember now?

jizpedlr98 06-01-2006 12:30 PM

So basically all you need is your date of birth to find out your past life? Stupid!!!! I think it takes more than that. What the fuck does DOB have to do with your past life? Everyone born on the same day shares the same past life, not that's fucking silly. :disgust

juve20 06-01-2006 12:32 PM

yeah yeah whatever!!!

LittleSassy 06-01-2006 12:54 PM

Your past life diagnosis: I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern North China around the year 1075. Your profession was that of a shepherd, horseman or forester. Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Revolutionary type. You inspired changes in any sphere - politics, business, religion, housekeeping. You could have been a leader. The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your lesson is to learn humility and faith in spiritual principles. You should believe in higher reasons.


hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...........

BluewireAngie 06-01-2006 01:00 PM

My Past Life Diagnosis:

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern USA South-West around the year 775. Your profession was that of a map maker, astrologer, astronomer.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Timid, constrained, quiet person. You had creative talents, which waited until this life to be liberated. Sometimes your environment considered you strange.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your main task is to make the world more beautiful. Physical and spiritual deserts are just waiting for your touch. Keep smiling!

chupachups 06-01-2006 01:01 PM

Sammy Davis JR

Th!nk 06-01-2006 01:03 PM

Your past life diagnosis: I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Yugoslavia around the year 700. Your profession was that of a dramatist, director, musician or bard. Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You were a sane, practical person, a materialist with no spiritual consciousness. Your simple wisdom helped the weaker and the poor. The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your lesson is to conquer jealousy and anger in yourself and then in those who will select you as their guide. You should understand that these weaknesses are caused by fear and self-regret.

madawgz 06-01-2006 01:12 PM

i think i was a beaver lol

CaptainHowdy 06-01-2006 01:15 PM

That was cool :)!

The Cartoonist 06-01-2006 01:15 PM

Your past life diagnosis: I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern USA South-East around the year 1600. Your profession was that of a jeweler or watch-maker. Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Such people are always involved with all new. You have always loved changes, especially in art, music, cooking. The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
There is an invisible connection between the material and the spiritual world. Your lesson is to search, find and use this magical bridge. Do you remember now?


:upsidedow

SgtStrider 06-01-2006 01:51 PM

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern North Japan around the year 1575. Your profession was that of a teacher, mathematician or geologist.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Such people are always involved with all new. You have always loved changes, especially in art, music, cooking.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your lesson is to learn discretion and moderation and then to teach others to do the same. Your life will be happier if you help those who lack reasoning.
:thumbsup :thumbsup
I would have to say somewhat true. I am an instructor so I guess the teaching thing would follow. But as for the cooking and mathematician and geologist, NO
Not bad if you ask me!

gangbangjoe 06-01-2006 01:54 PM

Your past life diagnosis:
I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern USA South-East around the year 1600. Your profession was that of a jeweler or watch-maker.
Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Such people are always involved with all new. You have always loved changes, especially in art, music, cooking.
The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
There is an invisible connection between the material and the spiritual world. Your lesson is to search, find and use this magical bridge.
Do you remember now?

Manowar 06-01-2006 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague
I think I was Piggy.

http://pornacre.com/images/images/740.jpg

"The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Magic is everywhere around you, even in the most usual, most ordinary situations. Your lesson is to understand this magic and to help other people to see it, too. You are a magician!"


2hp

that film is so legendary

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 06-01-2006 02:00 PM

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Carina 06-01-2006 02:08 PM

My past life diagnosis:

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* I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern South India around the year 1700. Your profession was that of a trainer or holder of fine animals, such as birds..
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* Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Person with huge energy, good in planning and supervising. If you were just garbage-man, you were chief garbage-man.
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* The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You are bound to learn to understand other people and to meet all difficulties of life with a joyful heart. You should help others by bringing them a spirit of joy.
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funny thing is.. i dont like animals that much.. hehe.. :)

detoxed 06-01-2006 03:07 PM

a communist dictator

SCORE Ralph 06-01-2006 03:15 PM

Am I the only one wondering if everyone that was born on my birthday had the exact same background/diagnosis? That doesnt make a lot of sense.

betabomb 06-01-2006 03:23 PM

Your past life diagnosis:
I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Central England around the year 1325. Your profession was that of a jeweler or watch-maker. Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Such people are always involved with all new. You have always loved changes, especially in art, music, cooking. The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
The world is full of ill and lonely people. You should help those, who are less fortunate than you are. Do you remember now?


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